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First the Japanese start being stupid by pressing their claim to Dokdo/Takeshima (a useless bit of rock in the middle of the Sea of Japan inhabited only by a few ROK soldiers) and idiotic local politicians institute a day to celebrate the existance of said useless chunk of rock:
Not to be outdone, idiotic Korean local politicans institute a day of celebrate the existance of marginally more useful Japanese-held chunks of rock in retaliation:
To show his resoluteness, Korea's police chief then tours Korea's useless chunk of rock:
But his steadfastness in the defense of the beloved useless chunk of oceanic rock cannot be compared to the pair of idiots who go and chop off their own fingers outside the Japanese embassy in Seoul:
Nor by the idiot who decided that setting himself on fire was a good means of convincing people of the reasonableness of his complaints:
Korean hackers, taking a rare break from marathon Starcraft sessions join the national cause by unleathing their geeky rath upon Japan:
And not to let their reputation for infantile nationalism flag, the Korean government has unleashed a publicity campaign to highlight Korean claims to the beloved useless chunks of rock, shanghaing innocent exchange students into writing "Dokdo islets belong to Korea" in their native tongues:
When will the insanity end! Will Japan and Korea reissue their "look how much we care about a useless chunk of rock!" commemorative stamps that created such a stir last year?
Stay tuned!
Not to be outdone, idiotic Korean local politicans institute a day of celebrate the existance of marginally more useful Japanese-held chunks of rock in retaliation:
To show his resoluteness, Korea's police chief then tours Korea's useless chunk of rock:
But his steadfastness in the defense of the beloved useless chunk of oceanic rock cannot be compared to the pair of idiots who go and chop off their own fingers outside the Japanese embassy in Seoul:
Nor by the idiot who decided that setting himself on fire was a good means of convincing people of the reasonableness of his complaints:
Korean hackers, taking a rare break from marathon Starcraft sessions join the national cause by unleathing their geeky rath upon Japan:
And not to let their reputation for infantile nationalism flag, the Korean government has unleashed a publicity campaign to highlight Korean claims to the beloved useless chunks of rock, shanghaing innocent exchange students into writing "Dokdo islets belong to Korea" in their native tongues:
When will the insanity end! Will Japan and Korea reissue their "look how much we care about a useless chunk of rock!" commemorative stamps that created such a stir last year?
Stay tuned!
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