OMG! My mother is insane....

[Boris Godunov]

Everyone's a Little Bit Racist - Avenue Q

You're a little bit racist.
Well, you're a little bit too.
I guess we're both a little bit racist.
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...
But I guess it's true.
Between me and you,
I think

Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact We all should face
Everyone makes judgments...based on race.


Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -

No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!

Everyone's a little bit racist today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist, okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because they're based on truth.
Don't take them as Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them - So relax!


Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.

Kate Monster:
Okay!

Princeton:
There's a plan going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...

Kate Monster:
And a black guy!

Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?

Kate Monster:
Uh...

Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!

Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.

Gary Coleman:
I don't.

Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

Gary Coleman:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.

You're a little bit racist.
Well, you're a little bit too.
We're all a little bit racist.
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.
We're glad you do.
It's sad but true!

Everyone's a little bit racist - All right!
Bigotry has never been exclusively white
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know that it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us...get along.


Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Princeton:
Who?

Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.

Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.

Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

(raucous laughter)

Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

Gary Coleman:
Racism!

Brian:
Cool.

Christmas Eve (Brian's Korean wife):
BLIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!

Princeton:
What's that mean?

Brian:
Um, recyclables. (everyone laughs)

Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?

Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!

Everyone's a little bit racist.

Brian:
I'm not!
How many Oriental wives have you got?

Christmas Eve:
What? Blian!

Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!

Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But cawring me Olientar -
Offensive to me!


Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

Christmas Eve:
And I love you.

Brian:
But you're racist, too.

Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.


The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!


Princeton:
Me too!

Kate Monster:
Me too!

Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!

All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being so PC
Maybe we could live in - Harmony!

Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!

[Urban Ranger]

What are you doing in Alaska when your mother is in NM?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
What are you doing in Alaska when your mother is in NM?

Seems like an ideal distance to be from one's mother to me.

[Space05us]

What are you doing in Alaska when your mother is in NM?

Keep up with my ***** threads people!


She moved last summer, I stayed here because I had a really good job (which ended at the end of the summer). After that I was either going to go to college or into the military, I missed the deadline for school and I have medical reasons preventing me from joining the military. I cannot get another job up here and recently my mom has been flying back and forth from NM to Anchorage a lot (because my sister, Heidi, was pregnant and in the hospital down there). So funds were short on both ends, I was stuck up here. However my mother plans on visiting up here soon, when that happens Im going back down to NM with her. When Im down there Im going to get a w00tly job and impregnate all the hot Mexican women.

[chequita guevara]

The only group of people I've ever met that I felt were uniformly friendly has been Mexicans.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Space05us
Keep up with my ***** threads people!

I don't see why I should be arsed to do that.

[Space05us]

The only group of people I've ever met that I felt were uniformly hostile has been Mexicans.

Me too.

[MarkG]

Re: OMG! My mother is insane....

Originally posted by Space05us
Markos you dirty man, have you been talking to my mother!?

we have the best sun, sea and food in the whole world. it's the reasonable choice!

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I don't see why I should be arsed to do that.

My thoughts exactly.

[Sava]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
The only group of people I've ever met that I felt were uniformly friendly has been Mexicans.

you should work where I used to work...

let's just say I wasn't happy when I looked up "cabron", "quiero chaco", and other such phrases/statements.

[Dis]

Re: OMG! My mother is insane....

Originally posted by Space05us
We're talking on MSN right now and she's telling me how she's not to fond of Mexicans anymore, so I suggest moving to Europe, Sweden to be more specific (as many of you know Ive been fixated by Sweden for about half a year now). She says she would rather move to......brace yourself.....Greece.


Markos you dirty man, have you been talking to my mother!?

there are mexicans in Alaska?

[mrmitchell]

She doesnt live in the best part of town and most of the Mexicans she sees dont wear suits.

Last time I saw anyone wearing a suit was Thursday morning, and they were two black gentlemen.

The only group of people I've ever met that I felt were uniformly friendly has been Mexicans.

The only group of people I've ever met that are uniformly friendly are Arkansans, but I have nothing but good things to say about my experiences with Mexicans, or African Americans (either just descended from slaves or really genuine immigrants from Africa), or Orientals, or anyone except my fellow whiteys.

I'm just talking about basic friendliness. Everyone has their own personal flaws.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Avenue Q:

[Provost Harrison]

I wouldn't have thought there would have been too many Mexicans all the way up in the north of Alaska?

[JohnT]

I like Hispanics. Hard-working, happy, family-oriented people for the most part. Catholics, all. I've worked with a number of them in delivering phone books, and they can hustle.