I Hate Cats

[Space05us]

Want to know why I hate cats? I hate cats because whenever I do pushups they insist on walking under me. They walk under me and I just continue doing pushups, smashing them under my body and instead of moving they just scrunch up in that stupid "oooh Im a skerd kitty!" way. After one or two they make that pissed off muffled "mrrrrr" sound, and I toss them a few feet away. Know what they do? They walk back under me. Know what the dogs do? Whenever they see me start to exercise they stop whatever they're doing and lay on the couch and watch.

Know that the cats do when I do crunches or sit-ups? They lay on me. I then toss them and they lay on me again.

[chequita guevara]

You suck.

Why not try putting the cat on your back?

[Hueij]

You should be banned

[Space05us]

Why not try putting the cat on your back?

Becuase there's two of them and they hate being held while the holder is moving.

[chequita guevara]

Ever hear of doors? I find they work wonders at keeping cats out of places they want to be.

[Space05us]

Ever hear of doors? I find they work wonders at keeping cats out of places they want to be.

Yes, we have two. One outside and one to the bathroom. The bathroom door is broken and has to be blocked from the inside to keep it closed. (lame-ass super' hasnt come by to fix it, dont think he ever will) I doubt my sister would appreciate me letting her cats loose.

[chequita guevara]

Send the land-lord a letter stating that unless he fixes the door by such-and-such date, you will hire someone to do it and deduct the cost from the rent.

You could always do your pushups in the bathroom.

[Boris Godunov]

The cats know how to push your buttons. If you didn't show that it bothered you, they wouldn't do it. They're only interested in getting your attention because they you, silly.

[Space05us]

The cats know how to push your buttons. If you didn't show that it bothered you, they wouldn't do it. They're only interested in getting your attention because they you, silly.

I know, and I secretly love them too. But theres a time and place for being cuddly, the dogs understand that perfectly well why cant the cats?

Send the land-lord a letter stating that unless he fixes the door by such-and-such date, you will hire someone to do it and deduct the cost from the rent.

Goot idea!

You could always do your pushups in the bathroom.

Right next to the cats litter box? No.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Space05us

You could always do your pushups in the bathroom.

Right next to the cats litter box? No.

You could face the other direction, you know. I'm beginning to wonder who's smarter, you or the cats?

[Boris Godunov]

Get a cheap little water pistol. The next time the cats try to interfere, give them a squirt. They hate that **** and it will train them to stay away. Some friends of mine used that method to keep their cat from constantly jumping on and off of their bed in the middle of the night.

And when will we see picks of your new, buffed-up manliness thanks to these push ups?

[Sava]

cats

[Space05us]

You could face the other direction, you know. I'm beginning to wonder who's smarter, you or the cats?

There is no, 'other way' to face. Either way it would be right next to me.

And when will we see picks of your new, buffed-up manliness thanks to these push ups?

Probably never.

[Combat Ingrid]

Put'em in a jar

[DinoDoc]

Sell em to a Chinese resturaunt. And get a dog.