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  • #16
    Originally posted by DinoDoc
    Sell em to a Chinese resturaunt. And get a dog.
    I thought that was Korean restaraunts... beware the Fez...

    "they are monsters!"
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #17
      Koreans eat dogs. Chinese eat cats. Unless I have my ethnic stereotypes switched.
      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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      • #18
        Right next to the cats litter box? No.


        Put it under your face, you'll be a real HE-man in no time.


        Cats
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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        • #19
          Put it under your face, you'll be a real HE-man in no time


          If I dont pass out from inhaling all that ammonia.

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          • #20
            ..and you'll be able to break the world record "breath holding".
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Space05us
              I know, and I secretly love them too. But theres a time and place for being cuddly, the dogs understand that perfectly well why cant the cats?
              You are the one that doesn't understand. The time for being cuddly is when you do pushups.

              More likely it's because you are on the floor. My cats crowd me in when I get on the floor.

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #22
                Cats are selfish and self centered animals you dont tell them when to cuddle they tell u when its time. They also decide how long they will allow you to cuddle with them. The idea of cuddling is their idea not yours.
                When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                • #23
                  Dont worry Space, your cat is just marking you. If you have more than 1 animal around they are compelled to keep you marked Take a piss out in the yard and every dog within sniffing distance will piss right where you did.

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                  • #24
                    Well, my cat hates you too
                    "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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                    • #25
                      Cats **** and piss in the house. In the house!

                      Dogs go outside.

                      That pretty much sums up my opinion on this debate.

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                      • #26
                        ...my cat always goes outside. By contrast, my aunt can't housetrain her dog for love nor money

                        And dogs smell.
                        "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by JohnT
                          Cats **** and piss in the house. In the house!
                          Um, so do you.
                          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                          • #28
                            But not in a box in the kitchen!

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by JohnT
                              But not in a box in the kitchen!
                              Why put in the kitchen? We kept ours in the laundry room. And it was covered, so it didn't smell bad.

                              So cats go to a little special "room" to do their business, just like people. Dogs piss and **** anywhere outside they can find. Which is more civilized?
                              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                              • #30
                                It's the principle of the matter, Boris. We're very tidy people, Laura and I.

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