if you could have just one superpower/mutation what would it be?

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Have you not seen the video(s?) where the guy uses his nutsack as a stand-in penetrative member in order to DP the girl by himself?

No wonder you find porn on the internet to be disgusting.

Originally posted by DaShi
My second toe longer than my big toe.

I have got that too. I've yet to think of a decent use for it.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns


I have got that too. I've yet to think of a decent use for it.

Useful for writing threatening letters with the pen gripped between one's big and second toe, ransom notes too, that kind of thing.

Disturbed letters to Hollywood stars, protests at the ungodly nature of television, et cetera.

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
No wonder you find porn on the internet to be disgusting.

That wasn't exactly what I said. Anyway, that one I arrived at via a route of comedy rather than a route of porn.

[Skanky Burns]

Sorry, I paraphrased somewhat. I was distracted at the time.

Oh, and put me down for time-control.

[Al'Kimiya]

I'd like the ability to change my mistakes after I've learned from them.

[MRT144]

amen al

[Provost Harrison]

Load and save functionality in the real world...how handy would that be

[Immortal Wombat]

Ctrl-Z Functionality would be easier to implement.

[Provost Harrison]

That'd do

[Sirotnikov]

Hmm...

I'm not sure whether mind-reading or flying is more kickass.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I think I'd like to be able to teleport anywhere at will. Parking around my workplace is terrible. Plus I could eat my lunch in Rio, or the Seychelles.

[Urban Ranger]

Telepathy/mind control

[Dr Strangelove]

I'd choose "psychic powers" because it includes telekinesis, telepathy, and clairivoiance all rolled into one bag

[chequita guevara]

The ability to understand anything completely.

[Space05us]

The ability to understand anything completely.

42. We all know that.