if you could have just one superpower/mutation what would it be?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by DaShi
My second toe longer than my big toe.

I've got that. As a superpower, it's a bit overrated.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by nostromo
The power to make people crap their pants.

Congratulations. You've just won 5 tonnes of olestra.

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Originally posted by MRT144
two cocks, so i can DP my GF

I'm sure she'd love that.

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The ability to fly like superman.

I figure this ability alone will get me chicks like Lois Lane into bed.

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Originally posted by Sandman
The ability to heal any illness of any sort would be quite cool. Just turn up at a hospital and go from bed to bed.

that's the kind of ability that will get you crucified

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by MRT144
two cocks, so i can DP my GF

Have you not seen the video(s?) where the guy uses his nutsack as a stand-in penetrative member in order to DP the girl by himself?

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Dissident


I'm sure she'd love that.

dude, last night she did. although it was with a vibrator and me

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat

Have you not seen the video(s?) where the guy uses his nutsack as a stand-in penetrative member in order to DP the girl by himself?

impressive

[Immortal Wombat]

It made a fantastic popping sound when he withdrew as well.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

That was because he'd left one of his nuts behind.

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this thread is disgusting

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
It made a fantastic popping sound when he withdrew as well.

the dignity and pomp with which you discuss such things is hilarious.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Call me an old-fashioned romantic. Call me repressed, if you will- but I struggle to picture myself asking Mrs Gimp "Would you like me to stuff my scrotum up your bumhole, dear?"

I struggle even harder to picture her agreeing.

[Immortal Wombat]

I think surprise might be a better tactic than permission.

[molly bloom]

Re: if you could have just one superpower/mutation what would it be?

Originally posted by Space05us
I would choose to be able to turn people in fear at will.

I would choose writing English like what it should be written properly.