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  • Get out your hankeys v2.0: Top Cardinal Blasts 'Da Vinci Code' as 'Cheap Lies'

    You're gonna need 'em to wipe the spittle from your face while this guy rants and raves and wets himself over this.



    Top Cardinal Blasts 'Da Vinci Code' as 'Cheap Lies'

    Tue Mar 15, 1:02 PM ET

    By Philip Pullella

    ROME (Reuters) - A top Catholic cardinal has blasted "The Da Vinci Code" as a "gross and absurd" distortion of history and said Catholic bookstores should take the bestseller off their shelves because it is full of "cheap lies." Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, in an interview with the Milan newspaper Il Giornale, became the highest ranking Italian Churchman to speak out against the book, an international blockbuster that has sold millions of copies. "(It) aims to discredit the Church and its history through gross and absurd manipulations," Bertone, the archbishop of the northern Italian city of Genoa and a close friend of Pope John Paul (news - web sites) told the paper in its Monday edition. "This seems like a throwback to the old anti-clerical pamphlets of the 1800s," he said.

    The central claim of the book, written by American Dan Brown, is that Jesus married Mary Magdalene and had children. The Bible says Jesus never married, was crucified and rose from the dead. Bertone's comments were significant because until the Pope named him archbishop of Genoa in 2003 he was for years the number two man at the Vatican (news - web sites)'s most powerful department - the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.

    "You can find that book everywhere and the risk is that many people who read it believe that those fairy tales are real," he said. "I think I have the responsibility to clear things up to unmask the cheap lies contained in books like that."

    HOLY GRAIL

    A central storyline of the book is that the Holy Grail is not the cup which Christ is said to have used at the Last Supper but really the bloodline descended from Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Bertone calls this idea "a perversion." Bertone is so incensed about the novel that he will be the key speaker at a roundtable in Genoa Wednesday night attempting to dismantle the book, which also accuses the Church of covering up the female role in Christianity.

    "I will try to clear things up and help form consciences," the cardinal said. "I think that when faced with affirmations that are so shameful and unfounded, readers who have even a minimum of basic (Christian) formation should react," he said. He said it was "sad" that even Catholic bookstores were selling The Da Vinci Code "for purely economic reasons."

    One bookstore selling "The Da Vinci Code" is the one in the Gemelli Hospital, a Catholic institution where the Pope spent a total of 28 days in two stints in February and March. In the interview, Bertone firmly rejected the book's claim that the feminine role in Christianity had been suppressed.

    "This is one of the most vulgar of inventions. The feminine element is present in all the Gospels," Bertone said. Bertone also strongly defended Opus Dei, the conservative Church organization that the book depicts as a ruthless, Machiavellian group that resorts even to murder in its attempt to keep the Church's secrets hidden. The novel is going to reach an even wider audience next year with the release of a film based on the book staring Tom Hanks (news).
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    GET A LIFE YOU PATHETIC LOSER CARDINAL DIP****
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #3
      A work of fiction is, by nature, lies.



      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #4
        Best. Line. Ever. Spoken. By. A. Man. (Or. Woman.) Of. The. Cloth.:

        "You can find that book everywhere and the risk is that many people who read it believe that those fairy tales are real," he said.
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          I'm not atheist, but I found it amusing too.



          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #6
            You know he was kicking himself after he realized what he had just said...
            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Tuberski
              A work of fiction is, by nature, lies.



              ACK!
              Actually the author has said he believes the underlying 'facts' of the fictional story.
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #8
                OMFG!

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                • #9
                  This will just help the book to sell some more.
                  (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                  (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                  (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Tuberski
                    I'm not atheist, but I found it amusing too.



                    ACK!
                    For the record: I'm not an atheist either. Even Taoists believe in a God of a sort.
                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • #11
                      Don't follow the Da Vinci Code as gold, but certainly consider the strong points it made.... The book is a smashing hit...
                      For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                      • #12
                        Personally, I prefer the factual historical content of Helen Ellerbe's The Darkside of Christian History. I haven't read the Da Vinci Code, but I may have to now that there's a movie coming out based on it.
                        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                        • #13
                          I've read the Da Vinci code and I certainly recommend it for anyone considering the huge amount of evils in christianity..
                          For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                          • #14
                            SEE! We have one person (Giancarlo) who considers the underlying story to be fact!
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #15
                              Da Vinci Code = Entertainment, mostly probably fictional
                              Darkside of Christian History = Historical fact, entertaining if you like knowing the truth behind The Church's lies
                              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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