Commercials That Annoy the Pee Out of You

[Boris Godunov]

And pretty much any commercial by a local car dealership is bound to be so obnoxiously bad that you want to pump lead into your a la Elvis watching Wayne Newton.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

almost as annoying as the diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper are the ambulance chasing car crash ads from lawyers looking for clients that want to sue the hell out of everybody. These things are on all afternoon.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Dissident
I don't like her belly button...

I don't like the button that keeps the jacket closed.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Ramo
Rip. Slip. Brush. ah!

Everytime I see that commercial I think of the musical "Chicago". I expect them to follow the line "Rip..Slip..Brush..ah!" with: "He had it coming. He had it coming. If you had been there you'd have done the same!"

[Combat Ingrid]

Originally posted by GePap
I hatre genital herpes medication commercials- "I can now live with genital herpes". Good for you, I don't need to know.

You have such commercials?

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Carls Jr. commercials are disgusting. Did you see the one for the double pastrami burger? That's right, two beef patties with pastrami piled on. Who the **** would eat such a thing?

Oh god that sounds wonderful!!!!

As for the OP, I really like the new BK commericals. It's based on an older commie song "Sugar Rock Candy Mountain."

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Oh god that sounds wonderful!!!!

Well, this certainly explains your svelt physique.

[chequita guevara]

Hey, I'm losing weight. I hit a weight today I haven't been at for four years.

[Boris Godunov]

Let me know when you find your toes again, we'll pop the champagne.

[Sava]

that's harsh Boris

[chequita guevara]

BASTARD!!!!

[Boris Godunov]

[Adagio]

Originally posted by Dissident
you watch commercials?

that's what Apolyton is for. This is what I do during commercials

Exactly


Funny... on all forums I visit a thread about great/annoying commercials has been started within the last week


The worst commercials I remember (from back in the days before I got online) was the commercials for phone-sex in German tv after midnight... now those are disgusting, unless you like to look at a 50+ year old grandma with minimal clothes or girls that for some weird reason almost looks like some of those wannabe-girls guys...

[JimmyCracksCorn]

I think the Canadians here will agree with me on this one: The Canadian Tire commercials. Especially the "Canadian Tire Guy" who stars in all of them. That guy is a smug, know-it-all *******!

Good description of him:

Canadian Tire is a northern version of Home Depot; Canadian Tire Guy is their television spokesman, who's appeared for years in commercials touting the value of their many cheap and ridiculous MasterCraft products. Canadian Tire Guy’s appearance is that of an immaculately groomed, effete geography teacher—think Bob Vila with all the rough edges sanded off.

Unlike Vila — a spokesman who seems genuinely concerned about including you in the grand adventure that is ambitious home improvement — Canadian Tire Guy is more focused on the many products he owns that, once demonstrated in front of you, clearly illustrate his superiority to you as both a consumer and human being. The man is what the physical manifestation of smug would look like, if it wore a studiously trimmed beard and pressed its shirts.

[Whaleboy]

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