Swedish Police: No Fatties Allowed In

[Last Conformist]

I must confess I find it somewhat hard to envision a person who is a few centimeters taller and 40 kg heavier than me, and is neither fat nor heavily muscular.

[Chemical Ollie]

On the topic of fatness, one of my female friends at university decided she was fat and put herself on strict diet. After 2 weeks, she found out she had lost more of her tits than of her weist, so she put the diet to a panic-stop. After 2 weeks of reverse diet, her weist had grown, but not her tits, so she ended up looking more like a whiskey barrel than before the diet.

[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
On the topic of fatness, one of my female friends at university decided she was fat and put herself on strict diet. After 2 weeks, she found out she had lost more of her tits than of her weist, so she put the diet to a panic-stop. After 2 weeks of reverse diet, her weist had grown, but not her tits, so she ended up looking more like a whiskey barrel than before the diet.

[insert my standard rants about the evils of slimming, low-fat food and diet coke]

[Pekka]

CO, that's what happens when women go on diets. They read them magazines on how to lose this and this much and how fast. They are all BS. People skip meals beacuse 'they are on a diet'. It's BS. They should learn about nutrition properly, and they would realize how it works.

Last Conformist, that is because you have no idea about things and you are clueless when it comes to these things. Yes this is true.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Park Avenue
16" biceps really intimidate criminals, apparently.

Stark contrast to your 2" penis.

[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Pekka

Last Conformist, that is because you have no idea about things and you are clueless when it comes to these things. Yes this is true.

I'm so awed by your superior Finnish reasoning skillz and good manners. I'll go paint a Finnish flag all over the neighbourhood chapel.

[Pekka]

I never guessed you were racist

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


Stark contrast to your 2" penis.

Don't discuss size in a thread where Pekka is posting, you will only get PWND...

[Pekka]

Well, why would I say something that isn't true. If you have a brand new computer, you will be glad to say you have one. Sometimes, usually most likely people will exaggarate their .. gifts. However, it is true that I am packed, and I am not ashamed to admit I make people hurt with it. Believe it or not, I really do not care THAT much, but I hope most will take my word for it.

[Chemical Ollie]

Sooner or later we will meet in the sauna, Pekka, and you will have to show your true colours. Not that I care, but you have been braggin', so the proof is up to you.

[Zoid]

Wouldn´t it be easier to just post a security guard at the door if they´re so worried wrong people will get in? I mean 160 Kilos could be three people for ****s sake...

And who the hell is Park Avenue and what is he doing on my ignore list?

[Pekka]

CO, very true, I have no fear. We will place a bottle of beer next to it, to have a good compare-o-meter for the pictures.

Kamrat X, No, I feel a device that counts the heads is far more superior to live guard, who doesn't know his job well .

NOW I'm off to sleep because my tummy is full. I ate many potatos few hours ago. Shouldn't have. Prolly fart in me sleep.

[Chemical Ollie]

Atlas in the Swedish version of Gladiators where 140 kg and not a single g of fat.

[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Pekka
I never guessed you were racist

It's true. Only us racists like Finland.

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
Atlas in the Swedish version of Gladiators where 140 kg and not a single g of fat.

He was braindead?

[Pekka]

LC, you just don't know a thing about real men. REal men's testicles weight 5 kg EACH. The weighing machine fears his potential wrath, so it puts up extra 10 kilograms just for pleasing the MAN. And the blood punched from PUNKS weighs at least 1kg extra. You just don't know these things, because .. well.. you are a liberal, yes? Yes.. but it's not your fault and I'm not blaming you at all. I just find gardening and stamp collecting little boring for my taste of spending spare time.

Well, my tummy is really starte to ache.. damn potatoes... I go to sleep now, this time for real. a bientot!