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  • Alan Keyes' Irony

    Haven't seen a thread on this so . . .

    During his failed campaign last fall against Barack Obama (D) for the Illinois Senate seat, Alan Keyes lashed out at Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of Vice President Cheney. Keyes told a radio interviewer that Mary Cheney was a "selfish hedonist." Then, without having been asked anything about his own family, he volunteered that "if my daughter were a lesbian, I'd look at her and say, 'That is a relationship that is based on selfish hedonism.' I would also tell my daughter that it's a sin and she needs to pray to the Lord God to help her deal with that sin."


    Well guess what, Al?

    Maya, 19, says . . . she is -- "a liberal queer."

    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

  • #2
    If there is a god, I believe he just stuck it to Keyes in the eye.
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    • #3
      Well, Keyes has pretty much disowned her daughter from what I've seen in the Net, so at least he's stuck to his words.

      Oh, Alan Keyes...
      "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
      "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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      • #4
        Maya and Mary should start a chapter of Lesiban daughters of Conservative Republicans- might be a rather large group.
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        • #5
          So much for family values.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #6
            Well, after raising a selfish hedonist, you would think Alan might decide to take a better look at himself...

            Nah, whom am I kidding? He will blame it all on the "L Word"- that showtiome and its hot lesbian sex!
            If you don't like reality, change it! me
            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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            • #7
              Keyes stopped paying for his daughter's tuition because he found out that she's a lesbian. Love the sinner, hate the sin... oh wait.
              "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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              • #8
                Cheney must be a better human being.
                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DinoDoc
                  Cheney must be a better human being.
                  Scary, isn't it? Comparing Cheney favorably to anyone. What a novel experience.
                  "Remember, there's good stuff in American culture, too. It's just that by "good stuff" we mean "attacking the French," and Germany's been doing that for ages now, so, well, where does that leave us?" - Elok

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DinoDoc
                    Cheney must be a better human being.
                    Maybe Cheney doesn't care about homosexuality as much as Keyes does.

                    Cheney doesn't strike me as being particularly religious; rather, he seems like the typical corporate whore Republican, a Gordon Gecko type who cares far more for the big business part of the Republican party than the moral values crowd. The big business types are the masters of the party; they just use relgion as a way to get poor conservative people to vote for them, even though Republican economics are against the interests of those poor conservatives.
                    Last edited by Wycoff; February 26, 2005, 17:47.
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                    • #11
                      yeah I've known this for a while...

                      Alan Keyes

                      purely for comic relief
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Wycoff


                        Maybe Cheney doesn't care about homosexuality as much as Keyes does.

                        Cheney doesn't strike me as being particularly religious; rather, he seems like the typical corporate whore Republican, a Gordon Gecko type who cares far more for the big business part of the Republican party than the moral values crowd. The big business types are the masters of the party; they just use relgion as a way to get poor conservative people to vote for them, even though Republican economics are against the interests of those poor conservatives.
                        That is the only reason the Republicans win, populist bigotry. If social issues were not an issue the Republicans would be a dead party, it would be Dems vs. Libertarians, with about 65% of the voters Democrat.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Admiral


                          Scary, isn't it? Comparing Cheney favorably to anyone. What a novel experience.
                          Actually, the Evil Leftist Traitors regularly compare Cheney favorably to Bush when it comes to brains.
                          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Odin
                            If social issues were not an issue the Republicans would be a dead party, it would be Dems vs. Libertarians, with about 65% of the voters Democrat.
                            The Dems aren't that much different from the Repubs economically. Maybe if they were, social/moral issues wouldn't be such a big deal.
                            Last edited by Wycoff; February 26, 2005, 23:27.
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                            • #15
                              Oh ****! This just made my day.
                              Only feebs vote.

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