Paris Hilton PWNED

[Last Conformist]

"Its"? You're suggesting Paris's friends are inanimate?

[Shi Huangdi]

Apparently, bad things just keep happening to her:

http://apnews.myway.com//article/20050122/D87P56RG0.html

WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (AP) - Paris Hilton is being investigated for suspicion of petty theft, authorities said. "There was an incident, and she is alleged to have taken something," sheriff's Deputy Steve Suzuki said without disclosing further details.

Calls to Hilton's publicist, Gina Hoffman, were not immediately returned.

On its Web site, the TV show "Celebrity Justice" posted a security video taken last month of Hilton as she bought several magazines at a newsstand and was given change. It goes on to show her grabbing her infamous sex video and walking off with it.

Gerry Castro, an employee at Swing News in West Hollywood, told "Celebrity Justice" that Hilton became enraged after spotting the sex video "One Night in Paris" on sale at the newsstand.

"She threw her 80 cents change at me and took the video and said, 'I'm taking this and I'm not buying it,'" Castro told the show.

Castro declined to comment when contacted Friday by The Associated Press, but he told KABC-TV of Los Angeles that Hilton and her bodyguards attempted to rip up a poster and pull down a display advertising the video.

"Nobody steals on my shift," Castro said.

Paris' sister, Nicky, told KABC that Castro overreacted.

"She did something anyone would have done in this situation," Nicky Hilton said. "It's not a big deal. Whatever - she doesn't care. I think this guy is trying to make it into a big deal, to get some publicity for his newsstand."

The sex tape surfaced in 2003 just before the start of Hilton's reality TV series "The Simple Life." She has said she was embarrassed and humiliated that the tape ever became public.

Deputies were expected to present the case next week to prosecutors, who will then decide whether to file any charges, said Jane Robison, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County district attorney's office.

The Sheriff's Department decided to announce details of the Dec. 15 incident after getting numerous phone calls from reporters, Suzuki said.

[Dinner]

Didn't she know she could have downloaded the film for free off the internet?

[alva]

And that there is already a second one out too IIRC.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Last Conformist

It how we'd describe you. Parisiens are noted for their tendency to portray themselves in a more favorable light.

Ah Paris, the city of a thousand more favorable lights.

[Space05us]

She is a young, spoiled, beautiful, and absolutely worthless woman.

I'll never understand what some guys find attractive about her. Other than her fat wallet and the disposable slut appeal she is hideous.

[alva]

Yeah, I'm sure that on your part of the woods all girls look much better than she does.

[SpencerH]

I dont know if anyone deserves having their private info broadcast on the net. On the other hand, why is it that most of the very rich avoid publicity but the Hilton sisters seem to go out of their way to be on the front pages of the tabloids. How pathetic can you be.

[Dinner]

She was a small time model until she released that porn flick then she pretended to be upset about it and was crying on TV about it and the next thing you know all the tabloids love her.

[Barinthus]

Originally posted by Oerdin
Didn't she know she could have downloaded the film for free off the internet?

ooh where?

[Elok]

Originally posted by alva
Yeah, I'm sure that on your part of the woods all girls look much better than she does.

No, but I'm not sure that all girls in his neck of the woods are employed as models either. Paris is cuter than average, but there are plenty of girls on my campus who are cuter, and given that these girls are probably also more intelligent and, according to rumor, can't possibly be worse in bed, you sorta have to wonder what the fuss is about.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Barinthus
ooh where?

http://www.emule.org/

[Kuciwalker]

You might want to try something a bit more torrential.

[Spiffor]

I can't believe such an old new can still be found in le Torrent

[Solver]

Emule is slow, Torrent won't give you the stuff. You have no sources, therefore I laugh at you.