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  • #16
    Originally posted by Spiffor
    I think Paris is her first name, and Hilton, well, it's probably her family name, given the whole "heiress of the Hilton empire" thing.
    Correct.

    She is a young, spoiled, beautiful, and absolutely worthless woman.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by PLATO
      Heiress to the Hilton Hotel family fortune. The porn part was a video of her having sex that was "accidentally" released on the internet.
      Tsk. People are ready to any sort of crap to keep their celbrity
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      • #18
        Originally posted by PLATO


        Correct.

        She is a young, spoiled, beautiful, and absolutely worthless woman.
        She is living proof that you don't have to be poor to be white trash.

        ACK!
        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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        • #19
          I know, I'm being hilarious
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          • #20
            anyone know where I can find this information?

            I need to set up a date. Not with Hilton, but with kornikova.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Spiffor
              Who is Paris Hilton? I thought it was a mere porn star?
              she's not even good enough to be a porn star.

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              • #22
                Why does she have a man's name, BTW? Interestin anatomy?
                Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Last Conformist
                  Why does she have a man's name, BTW? Interestin anatomy?
                  No, she's just a lot like the people of Paris: devoid of personality or purpose, obsessed with fashion, secretly hated by everyone.
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Elok
                    No, she's just a lot like the people of Paris: devoid of personality or purpose, obsessed with fashion, secretly hated by everyone.
                    That's funny, it's not exactly how I'd describe myself
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #25
                      It's only cuz you're in Germany now.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Spiffor

                        That's funny, it's not exactly how I'd describe myself
                        It how we'd describe you. Parisiens are noted for their tendency to portray themselves in a more favorable light.
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                          ?
                          Hmm looking at the 1960s/70s style of that building, we may have here the first case of a person named after a building rather than the other way around.
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                          • #28
                            Do you know who the hacker must've been?

                            ZOMFG JON STEWART
                            "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
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                            • #29
                              How could you be angry that someone you give your phone number to would write it in its cell phone address book?
                              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                              • #30
                                How do you hack a cell phone in the first place?

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