Polytubbies - let's invent useful things to make the world a better place

[Whoha]

Solar powered flashlight.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Pekka
Type of 'glass' in the windshield that they won't get all iced up and that when it's cold and they're standing outside. So that you don't have to spend 5 minutes every morning just to working the windshield so you could actually see something.
That would be GREAT.

Also cheap 'insulating' material between the walls so that you can't hear your neighbour and vice versa, but it needs to be cheap so it's actually applied to every building.

Extendable balcony would be cool too. Push a button and you get a 20 squaremeter balcony.

It's called a "party wall". Simply 2 standard walls with an air gap between.

ACK!

[Kuciwalker]

Re: Polytubbies - let's invent useful things to make the world a better place

Originally posted by BeBro
Do you know that? Sometimes you have a certain problem and think "Why has nobody invented xyz yet to solve that?!?"

I personally would like to have a cup that keeps my coffee hot. I love to have a big cup of coffee when working on my computer, but - unless you drink it in quite a short time - the coffee gets cold soon. So I demand a cup that has an own heat source, or keeps the coffee hot in another way

It's called a thermos.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Your inventions are all unspeakably lame! Try harder!

[BeBMan]

I have to agree. Where is Poly's creative power?

[St Leo]

A Penis Mightier.

Not for me, of course. For my male friends. They need all the help they can get to compete with me.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I want a "smart" doormat that can identify callers as canvassers, charity collectors and/or evangelical religious types.

The aforementioned doormat would conceal an extremely powerful hydraulic jack capable of launching a grand piano thirty feet straight up. You can probably work out where this post is going, can't you? Put it this way- I want to be opening my door at the exact moment they crash down through the sunroof of the car parked just across the street.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'd like to revive Big Game hunting, but with Furries. A fursuit or two on my wall would like quite dashing.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Got another one! Remember that weird science thing where they grew a human ear on a mouse? Well I'd like to invent a way of doing that mouse & ear thing with wallpaper & breasts.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'd also like to invent a smart VBB "quote" function that delivers a hefty yet non-lethal electric shock to libertarians every time they use it.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'd like to invent a new type of clean power station that runs purely on Pekka's anger. Although you could probably achieve that already by just wiring his typing fingers to a small dynamo, and still light up half of Lapland.

[BeBMan]

Maybe not exactly an invention, but I'd like to see big airliners equipped with ejection seats for all the passengers. First it would be great for the passenger's security, and second I think it would be an awesome sight to have mass ejections of 300+ people in case of an accident

[Tuberski]

Yeah but you would always get the one jerk that prematurely ejects from the airplane.

ACK!

[BeBMan]

Of course then they have to restart the entire process

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I'd like to invent a new type of clean power station that runs purely on Pekka's anger. Although you could probably achieve that already by just wiring his typing fingers to a small dynamo, and still light up half of Lapland.