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  • #31
    Dave! Dave! Daves not here.
    We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
    If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
    Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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    • #32
      You just look like a generic Dave, Dave.
      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
      The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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      • #33
        Hey! Its bad enough for us real Daves. Always having to turn around and look confused all those times when the name "Dave" gets randomly mentioned
        Stop Quoting Ben

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly


          The only famous person I even remotely resemble is a young Orson Welles (circa Citizen Kane).
          they called him Dave too
          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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          • #35
            You were accidently switched at birth. You're real name is Dave, Dave.
            "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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            • #36
              He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!
              Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
              Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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              • #37
                Originally posted by The Mad Monk
                You should just call yourself Dave and join the Dave Conspiracy.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #38
                  There was a coach at my highschool with the last name, Hoff. I don't remember what his first name was, but everyone called him Jack. It happened at the school where he worked before coming to ours (one of the students had a cousin there, that's why we started). The funny thing is, he never got it. He always wondered why everyone called him Jack.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #39
                    Dave! Dave! Daves not here.
                    That's what I thought at first too, not the ol HAL thingy, but Cheech&Chong
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #40
                      This will end badly.
                      Attached Files
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #41
                        There must be a Rodney Only Fools and Horses joke in here somewhere.
                        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by PLATO
                          You were accidently switched at birth. You're real name is Dave, Dave.
                          Actually, I am adopted, and used to be convinced that Dave was the name given to me at birth, which would make all this incredibly freaky/cool.

                          But I saw the adoption papers a few years ago, and no, no Dave.

                          But here's something freaky: when I was in college, I took a fiction-writing class; the best story I wrote -- which had lots of autobiographical elements, as college fiction will -- featured a protagonist named "James Kozak." Years later, after my father died, I saw my adoption papers for the first time, and learned that my name at birth, prior to adoption (at the age of 3 weeks), was . . . James Kozak.

                          Though, again, not Dave...
                          "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                          • #43
                            Wow, now THATs freaky.
                            Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                            When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                            • #44


                              That's, indeed, freaky.
                              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                              • #45
                                that explains it - reality was bent so much by the unlikeliness of it that you have a permanent Improbability Field attached to you.

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