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I really want to be there when some stranger calls you Dave and you freak out on them, unleashing twenty years of you davish torture on them.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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He probably looks or acts like this guy.
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I'd just use Theban."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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I've thought of that. No, I don't. The only famous person I even remotely resemble is a young Orson Welles (circa Citizen Kane). When I've played teh "who would play us in a movie" game with friends, they always suggest Dan Ackroyd, which I can kino of see. But no Dave, no.Originally posted by alva
Do you look like a famous Dave, Dave?
Here's a pic of Welles from the appropriate era, just for the heck of it: http://www.pipaclub.com.ar/Fotos_Fum...rsonwelles.jpg"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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You realize you've brought this upon yourself, Dave?"I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer
"I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - SlowwhandComment
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/me hopes this inspires the mods to have some fun on Dave's account...
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Yes, this seems the likeliest explanation. But what is "Daveness"? This is the mystery that haunts me....Originally posted by JohnT
Face it: they call you that because you have the internal and external essence of "Daveness", of all that it means to be... Dave."I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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It could be worse. Provost Harrison's mother was going to call him "Gertrude" if he was a girl. Can you imagine anything worse? Well, maybe "Enid".
My oldest friend is called Dave. It's a reasonable name.Only feebs vote.Comment
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Was?? I thought she did regardless.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Well, Dan sounds similar to Dave, DaveOriginally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
I've thought of that. No, I don't. The only famous person I even remotely resemble is a young Orson Welles (circa Citizen Kane). When I've played teh "who would play us in a movie" game with friends, they always suggest Dan Ackroyd, which I can kino of see. But no Dave, no.
Here's a pic of Welles from the appropriate era, just for the heck of it: http://www.pipaclub.com.ar/Fotos_Fum...rsonwelles.jpg
More similar to Dave than to John, Joe or TomTamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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Yea, but he made her stop after he turned 27.Originally posted by alva
Was?? I thought she did regardless.
He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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MAYBE you ARE Dave. You know, maybe you parents mixed up your real name and you really are Dave, and they get it right, it is you who gets it wrong.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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You should just call yourself Dave and join the Dave Conspiracy.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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If Rufus calls himself Dave, others will of course call him something else permanently
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