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there is an obvious moral lesson here:
do not turn down sex from a drunk girl, or else she will forcibly remove your testicles
do not turn down sex from a drunk girl, or else she will forcibly remove your testicles
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I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotamy -
guys cut off their testicles all the time.Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
This cant be real how did the guy not bleed to death. On a different note this sure gives a new title to a blow job Hey let me borrow this for a bit Ill give it back I promise, I just wanna swish it around in my mouth for a bit
In fact, only recently in the news, was an article about a guy who tried to castrate himself from instruction on the internet. Though he did need medical attention because of excessive bleeding, but he didn't die. It takes a while to bleed to death.Comment
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OMFG!!
What´s wrong with some people?
I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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She sounds like a typical 'wild scally' to meOriginally posted by Kidicious
Obviously she has some mental problems.
they are quite scarey when you meet a crowd of them
you'd better hit it, hard - or face the consequences!'The very basis of the liberal idea – the belief of individual freedom is what causes the chaos' - William Kristol, son of the founder of neo-conservitivism, talking about neo-con ideology and its agenda for you.info here. prove me wrong.
Bush's Republican=Neo-con for all intent and purpose. be afraid.Comment
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Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift.
He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the Scousers he has to leave.
"R hey lad" they say "gissa lift". The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies 'Scouse Eggs'.
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers. "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - two have already hatched and the b@stards have managed to nick a motorbike already".
Scouse women- they sure have balls.Attached FilesVive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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cruel but funny
'The very basis of the liberal idea – the belief of individual freedom is what causes the chaos' - William Kristol, son of the founder of neo-conservitivism, talking about neo-con ideology and its agenda for you.info here. prove me wrong.
Bush's Republican=Neo-con for all intent and purpose. be afraid.Comment
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I think body armor has to be re-designed now.BlahComment
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I believe the necessary garment may be purchased at CloneZone, Prowler, Anne Summers and Expectations to name but a few in London, and selected outlets on the Jordaan, Kerkstraat and the Reeperbahn.Originally posted by BeBro
I think body armor has to be re-designed now.
At least, that's what other people have told me....Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Really? Thought it was:Originally posted by sprucemoose3311
there is an obvious moral lesson here:
do not turn down sex from a drunk girl, or else she will forcibly remove your testicles
Don't say "no" to a drunk girl, bash her brains out preemptively.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Originally posted by Ted Striker
OUCHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I'm crumpled over in pain just reading this!!!!!!!
Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Me too!Originally posted by Ted Striker
OUCHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I'm crumpled over in pain just reading this!!!!!!!
What's wrong with the guy though? He couldn't fight her back?(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Have you ever met a British man?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Have you ever met a Scouse woman?Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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I dont care what anybody says that had to hurt. It would be like having a psycho ex bf ripping off one of my boobs.When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.Comment
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That's exactly what I was to ask.Originally posted by Last Conformist
Um? Was he nude or something? Ripping off a testicle requires fairly intimate access ...
And
to Lonestar for THE Kirk!
"The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.Comment
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