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    Ted Striker's Worst Nightmare

    You better hit it Ted

    LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.
    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

    She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

    Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
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    This cant be real how did the guy not bleed to death. On a different note this sure gives a new title to a blow job Hey let me borrow this for a bit Ill give it back I promise, I just wanna swish it around in my mouth for a bit
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    • #3
      How is it possible she is only spending 2.5 years in jail?

      If there is any case that screams Death Penalty, it's this.
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      • #4
        Ted Striker
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        • #5
          OW
          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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          • #6
            Obviously she has some mental problems.
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            • #7
              Yeah, and now he's got some physical ones...
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              • #8
                They make prosthetic testicles for cancer victims, so he'll be fine.

                She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
                The lyric, "Whoo-oo here she's comes, she's a man-eater..." suddenly takes on a darker tone...
                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

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                • #9
                  Hey, at least she came.
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                  • #10
                    OUCHHHHHHHH!!!!!

                    I'm crumpled over in pain just reading this!!!!!!!
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                    • #11


                      I'm horrified!
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                      • #12
                        why would a guy refuse sex?

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                        • #13
                          If there is any case that screams Death Penalty, it's this.

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                          • #14
                            This is the ultimate crimes. Ultimate crime = Capital Punishment. Burn in HELL DIE DIE!
                            In da butt.
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                            • #15
                              Um? Was he nude or something? Ripping off a testicle requires fairly intimate access ...
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