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Pizza and wine while watching Moulin Rouge with the boyfriend. Gloss over the moral of the story being that all love ends in a blood filled coughing fit that gives TB to those you care about. Have sex. Probably repeatedly.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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Originally posted by Boshko
Also looking forward to the free chocolate for some reason in Asia the girl gives the guy stuff for v-day(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
The present I got was pictures of her making out with other guys at a party this weekend...
That's enough of a gift for me...
TEF
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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Here follows Guynemer's Full Disclose Valentine's Day. Do not proceed if you have tender sensibilities.
I'll spend the first 9 hours or so in the hospital, having been there since 7AM the day before. If I'm extremely lucky, I won't kill anyone.
At 9AM, I'll have to drive across town to my weekly outpatient clinic.
At around noon, I'll head home, and may or may not stop for something to eat for lunch.
Once I get home, I'll crawl into bed, and sleep until sometime between 4 and 7PM, depending on how much sleep I got in the hospital the night before--if it's anything like my last oncall day, that will amount to about 30 minutes of sleep.
I will then wake up, look at the clock, and proceed to freak the **** out, thinking that it is (for instance) 6:40AM instead of PM.
I will then come to my senses, and wonder who the **** thought medicine was a good career choice.
I will then remember that it was me who thought it was a good career choice. I will then sob violently.
I will then forage for something to eat for "dinner". I will likely slice an apple and some cheese.
Around 9PM, it will occur to me that it is Valentine's Day, and I'll curse my varied and assorted exes to their appropriate circles of Hell. This will be the high point of my day.
At 10PM, I'll go back to bed.
At midnight, I'll still be wide awake, not being able to sleep due to the long nap I had earlier in the day, despite not sleeping at all the previous night.
At some point, I may **** off while thinking about the Maxim model I boned a few months ago. This will also likely depend on the total amount of sleep I receive.
And thus concludes my Valentine's Day. How festive."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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Originally posted by Guynemer
At some point, I may **** off while thinking about the Maxim model I boned a few months ago.
At least to the male Polytubbies.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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Originally posted by Guynemer
I have my moments.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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I hate this holiday I really do. Tuburski ans I will lets just say will be apart. I have to work at 630 am Dont get off till maybe 400 pm at which time tubes will be at work so Ill come clean myhouse eat some leftovers and wait till close to midnight for him to get home in which case the holiday is oover and im asleep having to get up the next day to start over.
@ guy Ya know I ask my self the same questions about the medical field and seem to come up with the same answer you did.
But for all else enjoy the loveWhen you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.
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