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  • #16
    Re: Re: Christians issue gay warning on SpongeBob video

    Originally posted by The diplomat
    Sadly, there are too many churches that are giving Christianity a bad rep.
    I second that.
    HAVE A DAY.
    <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
    "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
    For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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    • #17
      It is definitely not Christian to go looking for a fight with the slightest excuse.
      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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      • #18
        "SpongeBob"? *suffers nasty gay bathhouse mental image*

        The Chrsitains are right on this one
        CSPA

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        • #19
          SpongeBob issues Christian warning on gay video

          Consider this, BTW; does masturbating with a sponge constitute necrophilia and/or bestiality?
          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

          It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
          The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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          • #20
            I have never tried masturbating with a sponge...
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #21
              ...is it any good?
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #22
                better than masturbating with corals anyway
                CSPA

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                • #23
                  *eyes water*
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #24
                    I actually never tried either.
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                    • #25
                      Re: Christians issue gay warning on SpongeBob video

                      Originally posted by bfg9000

                      Why do Christians feel they have the right to define everyones morality? I'm currently exploring the Christian religion to see if it is something I want to be a part of and I am really turned off by this self-righteous attitude.

                      I'm not gay. I like Spongebob. I think the shows are educational and fun for kids. And I know a lot of kids that enjoy Spongebob. If those kids turn gay when they get older I seriously doubt that old Spongebob will be responsible for their sexual preference....

                      I hope the consensus is that the person making the statements in the article linked above is not representative of Christianity at large and is just some jerk on an ego trip.
                      What religion are you now? (just curious)

                      Don't let retards like this turn you off. There is such a wide variety of churches and congregations out there, that you can find a church for any social or political viewpoint. Its just that the fundy gay-haters are the ones who make the most noise and get all the coverage. Plus they keep trying to enact their bigoted legislation, so that's bad. But a lot of churches are quite tolerant. Find one of those.
                      Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                      When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                      • #26
                        Re: Christians issue gay warning on SpongeBob video

                        Originally posted by bfg9000
                        Christians issue gay warning on SpongeBob video


                        How many queers is it on the Richter scale? Do I need to lock myself in a gaybomb shelter and cover all orifices?
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                        • #27
                          You just need to bend over and look happy.
                          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                          It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                          The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                          • #28
                            Re: Re: Christians issue gay warning on SpongeBob video

                            Originally posted by St Leo
                            Originally posted by bfg9000
                            Christians issue gay warning on SpongeBob video


                            How many queers is it on the Richter scale? Do I need to lock myself in a gaybomb shelter and cover all orifices?
                            It registers 5 Sylvester-Richters, with occasional light Radclyffe Hall aftershocks.
                            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                            • #29
                              Spiderman made me gay.
                              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                              "Capitalism ho!"

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                              • #30
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                                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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