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  • #91
    Originally posted by Agathon
    It's true man. I knew this guy who had a habit of getting really drunk and picking up girls at the pub. He picked up this really hot goth chick. I mean, she was incredible looking once you got past the **** all over her face. She had a body to die for too.

    I didn't see him for a while after that. A mate told me that they had gone back to her house and they had had sex. Sounds good...

    Well... he'd gone to sleep and woke up in terrible pain. She had her teeth sunk into his ass cheek and wouldn't let go. He reckoned she was like one of those pit bull terriers. He had to physically beat her off and make a run for it.
    <----- seriously
    KH FOR OWNER!
    ASHER FOR CEO!!
    GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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    • #92
      <----- seriously
      That's what everyone did.
      Only feebs vote.

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      • #93
        November 2004


        - need to upload it somewhere -
        Last edited by laurentius; November 8, 2004, 09:24.
        Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

        - Paul Valery

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        • #94
          Man Spymac sucks now that they started letting the riff raff in.
          Only feebs vote.

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          • #95
            riff raff?
            Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

            - Paul Valery

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Dissident


              I wasn't looking at the girl. what kind of guy do you think I am?
              We were thinking you're straight, but then we recalled that line about prefering to look at beers rather than breasts, on account of the later looking all the same.

              My mother thinks you're a sick bastard.
              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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              • #97
                Windows users.

                It used to be a nice mac site, but they started giving away massive amounts of free space and the proles turned up. The forums suck now. Seriously, they do.

                You can still get the odd good wallpaper, though.
                Only feebs vote.

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                • #98
                  That sounds like elitist crap to me

                  If we are the "proles" what are you? Teh gods? Your just another usergroup, try to live with it.
                  Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                  - Paul Valery

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                  • #99
                    Mac-users are just another user group the same way rapists and serial murders are regular blokes just like you and me.
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                    • Originally posted by Last Conformist
                      Mac-users are just another user group the same way rapists and serial murders are regular blokes just like you and me.
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                      • theoretically, thats what i forgot to add
                        Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                        - Paul Valery

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                        • That sounds like elitist crap to me
                          Just because you are the vile new neighbours who put plastic flamingoes on their front lawn.
                          Only feebs vote.

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                          • Originally posted by Agathon


                            Just because you are the vile new neighbours who put plastic flamingoes on their front lawn.
                            But thats just because I love Miami Vice

                            Some have taste, some dont
                            Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                            - Paul Valery

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                            • A rather charming (edited) picture of one of my old hpusemates, taken and improved upon by my lovely neighbour.
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                              • Sorry Agathon, but metal chicks were the sluttiest in the 80s, when you were still a young man. Today, Rap chicks are the sluttiest. Just look at the rap videos, man. It's all about *****es and hoes. I'm not into rap... but I enjoy their videos...
                                Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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