Originally posted by Agathon
It's true man. I knew this guy who had a habit of getting really drunk and picking up girls at the pub. He picked up this really hot goth chick. I mean, she was incredible looking once you got past the **** all over her face. She had a body to die for too.
I didn't see him for a while after that. A mate told me that they had gone back to her house and they had had sex. Sounds good...
Well... he'd gone to sleep and woke up in terrible pain. She had her teeth sunk into his ass cheek and wouldn't let go. He reckoned she was like one of those pit bull terriers. He had to physically beat her off and make a run for it.
It's true man. I knew this guy who had a habit of getting really drunk and picking up girls at the pub. He picked up this really hot goth chick. I mean, she was incredible looking once you got past the **** all over her face. She had a body to die for too.
I didn't see him for a while after that. A mate told me that they had gone back to her house and they had had sex. Sounds good...
Well... he'd gone to sleep and woke up in terrible pain. She had her teeth sunk into his ass cheek and wouldn't let go. He reckoned she was like one of those pit bull terriers. He had to physically beat her off and make a run for it.
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