Alternate History NES

[GeneralTacticus]

To Germany: We aren't deluded enough to believe your lies. What you offered us was a life of servitude to your whims - one which we will never submit to. We remember the Holocaust and your massacres and persecution of Jews that continue to this day, and mere words will not wipe the blood from your hands.

[Sheep]

To Japan: We laugh at your empty threats. The Axis will win the war thatg you started and continued after the Aliens left our world. Germany will not forget that it was you and Britian that continued the attacks against China after our continued threats and ultimatums, it is only you and Britain that have themselves to blame when the Axis comes to the aid for its allies.

And yet you speak of how our defeat is assured, how Germany, Italy, the USSR, Finland and our other esteemed allies, are not as powerful as the pitful few that fight for your cause. Germanmy is the most poweful empire in the world. The Soviet Union is with German help being brought up to our level and Italy our long time friend is as poweful as the Reich.

Together we are the strongest three nations with the largest armies, air forces and navies in the world will triumph against your aggression. Indeed, what do you think we have been doing while you plunder Chinese resources?

Oh By the way, we forgot to tell you, we gave nuclear technology to all our allies, and they all have the required amounty of warheads. Any attempts to launch nuclear weapons against the Axis will result in the complete annihilation of the remaining viable allied nations.

[Sheep]

occ: Ummm GT the Holocaust never happened in this world.

[Jamski]

To Israel : Germany will be suing for peace very soon - fight to the last. I recall that statistically the Israeli Airforce and Army were clearly superior to the German, also the Germans took many more casualties than you, the British or us Japanese. This is clearly a last ditch attempt by the Germans to escape the radiated polluted ravaged mess that is Europe and find a new home in the sun. If you can weather the inital attack, the Germans will be finished. There is no way they can have any reserves - also we will have destroyed their cities and factories in a matter of DAYS. They are attacking the 3 most powerful nations on the Earth, and they are already weak. They are committing suicide. Fight on, and we will support you!

-Emperor Jamshikoto

[Sheep]

To Japan: We have given the order, that if a single nuke from any allied nation is launched, Britian, Japan and Israel will be wiped out in the resulting nuclear fire. Be warned.

[Jamski]

You haven't had the time to produce enough nukes to even inconvenience us. The great God Methril informed the world that the stocks of nukes were all gone, and the rate at which they could be built anew is very limited.

Also, Japanese scientists have found a way to stop your attacks.

Retreat NOW, and you may still have a Germany by the next "update" This is NOT A BLUFF. Lauch nukes only if you think Germany is finished as a nation. We know your real reason for attacking Israel is because your people can no longer live in Europe after you used your own weapons there.

OOC : Do you want an alliance in BNT? PM me if you're interested.

-Emperor Jamshikoto

[Sheep]

occ: Yeah that sounds great. Good to see some people here don;t take things personally, long story.

To Japan: You make us laugh. I shall enjoy watching your Emperor die for his foolishness.

[Jamski]

ooc : I'm in Nationstates too, but I only read the forums - that's one big pie-of-death to eat. I'll send you an invite for the Holy Empire of Jam

To Germany : Unfortunately we will be too busy to watch the Fuhrer's last moments, but we hope some kind German citizen could send us a videotape - oh sorry, you don't have our advanced technology in Europe, you'll have to record it on 9mm film for us.

-Emperor Jamshikoto

[Methril]

There comes a time in every NES's life when it needs to be....Opened in another thread. Now is that time.