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  • #61
    OOC: Dark Fox usually we refer to each other as our nation i.e. Japan in this case. But it's okay you're a newbie

    IC
    Japan doesn't see any benefits from pacting with a perverted racist nation. However if you convince us of your resources and freedoms we will consider allying with you!

    P.S. - Mao I think I'll just conquer them.

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    • #62
      OOC: I am sooooo sorry I haven't gotten a meaningful post in!! My computer time has been restricted a whole lot... I'll get a good one in soon, hopefully. I'm still here, though
      sigs are for fools who havent said enough!

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      • #63
        to japan - we believe that we can both profit from each other. we have significant mineral resources (specifically gold). and we have gotten rid of our racist leaders. please consider this treaty.

        to germany - would consider a non-agression pact?

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        • #64
          CW News July 1-15 2001

          CW in chaos...rogue commanders flee with core troops...air force and navy in chaos...army called in to put down chaos...citizens watch in fear of civil war...President Rossi prays in public for calm and order

          CW announces new research intiative...Plans accepted for new Jet Fighter and Assault helicopter...testing and development to take 1 to 2 years...will not see combat until 2003 at earliest...February 2004 most likely

          Jet Fighter to be named W-1 Killer Bee and Copter to be named H-1 Hunter...both to be low radar profiled, heavily armed and armored, prefabricated parts for mass assembly, folding wings for cave and tunnel deployment, and VTOL for the Killer Bee. Aircraft to be stationed mainly out of National Redoubt.

          To Germany: We recieved the money for the subs and it was used to give a super jumpstart on our new Jet and helicopter initiative lessening development time by at least 6 months, now down to 2 years tops. Thank you and enjoy the subs...our factories are ready to ship the first shipment of fighters as well...2 squadrons (24) of them are ready and on their way.

          To UK: How goes your battles with Ireland? Our ships are returning to their bases for repair and resupply and will then resume bombing and striking Ireland's military establishment.

          To South Africa: We welcome you into the brotherhood of nations and we hope that you return peace to the war ravaged land.

          To Japan: We will support any peaceful military intervention into the remnants of the SOuth Asian kingdon as long as it is condoned by China, ask them for permission or support first!

          We all know what Sodomy is, but does anyone actually know what Gomorrahmy is? I heard that bible thumpers are nazi hillbillies from Arkansas who crossbred with Martha Stewart and are also the gay lovechildren of Andy Warhol and Godzilla...but i cant remember where...oh wait Satan told me that at my Satan Church "Brainwash Children to be Homosexuals" Convention!

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          • #65

            Peace with Italy



            Negotiations at the ICQ hotel in Geneva have yeilded a cease fire and general peace treaty. In exchange for Savoy and Corsica the armies of Italy are pulling out from around Marseille and returning to their nation. This peace means the Iberian Union is no longer at war with any nation in Europe and can begin the tedious process of rebuilding its wartorn area's.
            The President has said that the Area of France controlled by the Union will be demilitarized as a show of good faith to the Union's neighbors. All war industries will be dismanteld and moved into Iberia with the exception of the shipyards in Marseille and Arcachon.
            If they aren't free by now then they can stay in jail

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            • #66
              Map posted to new thread page:

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              • #67
                DEMENSTRATIONS ABATE IN PHILIPINNES

                Today the currency demenstrations in Manila finally quit. Japanese troops sent out to control the protestors have done their job well. The Polynesian governor has personaly thanked the Japanese garrison commander for restoring order. We hope that this will mean a new start for the Philipinnes.

                CIVIL WAR IN SAK

                Rumors of civil war in the SAK have been confirmed by Emperor Akihito. It appears that rogue factions within the SAK government have staged a coup against the loyal factions. Shogun Yomitsu has told the media that he plans to send Japanese troops into the SAK to quell the civil war with Chinese permission. So far the ICE has not responded.

                NEW GOVERNMENT

                A new governemnt has emerged in former New South Africa. The new govenrment looks to strentghen it's police force and ally with the Empire. No comment from the governemnt.

                To China - Well what do you say? Should we restore order to the SAK (conqueor)?

                To CW - We hope that you can quell these disturbances in your nation. Emperor Akihito himself is worried for your country.

                To NRA - We will consider your request.

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                • #68
                  This Month, Canada shall begin building defensive lines bordering on the CTA and the USDA. Factories and scientists will be working on the manufacturing of Planes, tanks, and new weapons. We will also look into the POSSIBILITY, of an SDI defense.
                  "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                  Drake Tungsten
                  "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                  Albert Speer

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                  • #69
                    To: Empire of Japan
                    From: Chancellor Patriqvium
                    ===========================
                    If SAK will be subjugated to your regime, we suggest a deal of dividing the land between us. In other words: we assist you in possible military campaigns; you let us take the southern peninsula.

                    OOC: Canada, you don't need any SDI:s; nukes are banned in this thread.
                    Wiio's First Law: Communication usually fails, except by accident.

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                    • #70
                      Brasilia

                      -Emperor, we have a dissident from Uraguay.

                      -Bring him in.

                      -Here he is sir, one name Abdule Whistler.

                      -What do you plea you dirty, rat infested, bubonic plague carrying, dog?

                      -I plea to pee. I have to go to the bathroom.

                      -I'll fix that.
                      Napoleon removed his sidearm and fired it by Whistler's ear. The man released his fluids right there.

                      -There you go.
                      Waits a minute.
                      -You urintated on my floor!! You shall suffer for this. I bet your Jewish too!

                      -I am not sir, I am Catholic.

                      -Ah! Even worse!
                      He notices the Major he recently had a talk with about Catholicism shift uneasily and smirked at that.
                      -You believe in God Whislter?

                      -Uhhh...mmmm...Yes I do.
                      He shifts uneasily, expecting some kind of punishment.

                      -What has this God done for you? Do you know he is about? Does he help you?

                      -Uh...I like to believe so.

                      -Bah! There is no God! Just for that you will die now!!
                      BANG! A gunshot goes off next to Whistler's other ear.
                      -Thought I wuld kill you, eh?

                      Whistler is now visibly shaking.
                      -I am sorry sir. I will let you join and have Lockheed...

                      That was as far as he do, Napoleon silenced him with the pistol.
                      -I don't want everyone to know my personal life.

                      (OOC: Sorry. I had an interesting interaction with someone and needed to relieve tension.)

                      To: Argentina

                      You have negotiated with the wrong people. Instead of negotiating with the REAL leaders of Uraguay and Paraguay, you negotiated with heretics. Your standing has been lowered significantly with Uraguay and Paraguay, they have donated 150,000 men and women to the effort.

                      In the skies over Chile

                      -Delta One, moving in to range.

                      -Aye Delta One, we are monitoring you and reading you 5x5. Let's see what those spitballs can do.

                      -:Laughter: Yes sir. I wonder what those Chileans can throw at me.

                      Delta One is a special fighter pilot. His job is to go in and light up his screen, attracting as much enemy fire as possible. This purpose is used to test air defense and only the newest recruit does it. If he comes back alive, he is promoted to Captain. It has become a right of pasage for real officers, rumor has it that Napoleon did this over Desert Storm with America.

                      -Enemy fire coming, evasive manuevers.

                      -Aye Delta One. Good Call.

                      -My God Sir. They are old AA guns, must be at least from the late 70s.

                      -That still constitutes a threat Airman. They will be neutralized. Evade the fire and return home, we have what we want.

                      -Aye sir.

                      The Peruvian soldiers looked on at the plane, many thought it was Chilean, many thought it was Brazilian, they all thought it was stupid. Little did they know the value of the information he retrieved. The pilot ha not roused any enemy fighters, a bad sign for Chile, a good thing for us. Normally that run would have aroused fighters, but it didn't. Many jokes went around the camp that night about the Chileans.

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                      Almighty ruler and Resident God!!
                      Almighty ruler and Resident God!!
                      The more you know, the more you realize you dont know - Shep

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                      • #71
                        Germany:
                        We have called for elections, but the UN ignores us.
                        Please cease hostilities as you said you would.
                        We are ready to negotiate.
                        We are also appaled at your treatment of our diplomats and people!

                        Brazil and Peru:
                        Your tanks cannot cross the Andes without proper roads.
                        It is impossible for you to make an assault with tanks on our nation.
                        Your only answer is to paradrop: We can put 5 squadrons in the air in up to 10min.
                        Or invade by sea: But you have no landing craft and any incoming ships will either be taken out by the mines or the bombers armed with Maverick missiles or by my modified T-Boats (which by the way are ready) or by my 2 cruisers, 7 destroyers or carrier or battleship which were constructed over the last 8 months.
                        Please accept a negotiation!
                        Plus, you do not produce enough food to feed your entire populace, I shall destroy your trade convoys carrying vital grain.
                        PLEASE NEGOTIATE! WE SHALL BOTH BE EXHAUSTED BY THE END OF THIS WAR! DON'T FORCE YOUR PEOPLE TO SUFFER!

                        To REST OF WORLD:
                        Germany has arrested Chilean diplomats in German territory and all Chileans living in German land and has enclosed them in guettos for "their own safety".
                        We have recieved a threat from Germany that all these people will be killed if we do not surrender.
                        So if you support Germany, say Hail Hitler! to Scott F, or join us in the crusade to rid ourselves of Fascist tyrants.
                        The Germans will endeavor in another "Final Solution"

                        News in El Mercurio:
                        Oil Goes on Ration! Only for strict military uses.

                        Oil wells and refineries destroyed by German bombs shall be reapired by tomorrow RT. This will cut Chilean reserves by 35%

                        A Chilean submarine captured a Peruvian trading vessel carrying vital grain for Peru.

                        An air raid on Peruvian factories has taken its call. Yesterday, 9 Peruvian factories were destroyed by Chilean fire in La Paz. By the time that the Peruvians responded the planes were well away and out of range.

                        THE GERMANS BEGIN THE SECOND FINAL SOLUTION!!
                        Germans torture Chilean prisoners in guettos!
                        Yesterday, intelligence reports stated that Chilean prisoners in Germany are being thrown into Guettos and are being tortured mercilessly.

                        Evacuation of Children is underway in Chilean major cities.
                        After the attacks by German cruise missiles, the Chilean authorities have stressed the importance of this...
                        "After hearing the reports of the Germans torturing defenceless women and children we can only expect their next targets to be our Kindergardens."

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                        • #72
                          Remember that all our pilots are veterans and have recieved Argentinian training and Argentine pilots are the best in the world.

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                          • #73
                            To: Japan
                            From: ICE

                            If you wish to invade, so be it. We cannot offer aid to you as we are commited elsewhere. However, in the humanitarian interests, we propose that a new border be drawn up. In the new border, the Chinese Empire will have lands 100 miles beyond the modern boundaries in Vietnam and Laos as a refugee area in which the peoples of these nations may live in peace on their own home soil under our guard.

                            Who wants DVDs? Good prices! I swear!

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                            • #74
                              OOC:
                              quote:

                              Originally posted by Hodad on 03-29-2000 04:02 PM
                              Remember that all our pilots are veterans and have recieved Argentinian training and Argentine pilots are the best in the world.


                              Excuse me while I laugh... Best pilots in the world? I don't think so. Veterans? What conflict did you fight in before? Falklands? Maybe... But your pilots certainly are not the best in the world. I hope that was at least just propaganda and you don't believe that. In posts like that it gets hard to distinguish between an IC post and an OOC post.
                              Who wants DVDs? Good prices! I swear!

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                              • #75
                                In Africa...

                                African Campaign Continues...

                                The vanguards of the two Chinese spearheads met today along the coast of Gabon. The quick success was due largely to the fact that the militaries of Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, and Congo had retreated in good order with the majority of their forces to the interior of the country. They had retreated due to the overwhelming shore bombardment and air superiority of the Chinese and German navies and air forces. Inland, however, they could make their stand and Chinese forces would not have the benefit of shore bombardments. With the linking of Chinese forces, the countries of Gabon, Congo, and Equatorial Guinea decided to ally their forces together, frustraing Sino-Prussian tacticians. German forces also advanced along the Congo River, on the eastern border of Congo with air support in an effort to enclose the invaded countries. The African forces, however, realized that if the border was closed, they would have no way to retreat. They put up stiff resistance which German forces are having a harder time getting through. The German advance is slow up steady with the northern contingent advancing an estimated 100 miles southward and the southern contingent advancing northward 150 miles. With the Chinese forces linked up, they will cur eastward in an effort to meet with German forces in on the eastern border of Congo. If this move proves successful, African countries seeking shelter in the inland areas will be flanked and cut in half.

                                Meanwhile another Chinese division and enough equipment for three divisions have arrived in Accra via tankers and newly-built cheap transport vessels reminiscent of the American "Liberty Ships" of the second World War. These ships have little armor and armament, but are not meant for combat situations but rather to transport troops and materials to a safe port.

                                The forces of Ghana have fleed northward into Burkina Faso from well-armed rebel forces. A temporary government has already been set up in Accra, with the local warlord acting as the legislative body until something more permanent can be established. A Colonial Minister has already been dispatched to Ghana and the country will be a colonial territory governed like Rhode Island. The well-armed "rebels" will be recruited as the Colonial Guard of Ghana.

                                Meanwhile in Ivory Coast and Liberia, new shipments of equipment have been delivered to rebels with the promise that they will become a colony of the Empire. As soon as Ghana is stabilized as a colony of the Empire, the two divisions there will be replaced by the Colonial Guard of Ghana as the garrison so the two divisions may actively aid rebels in Ivory Coast and Liberia.

                                In Rhode Island...

                                The flood of refugees continue in Rhode Island with the population sky-rocketing to 3 million within months. There are already enough volunteers for 3 divisions to form the Colonial Guard of Rhode Island. Equipment has been shipped to Rhode Island to equip these three divisions. Imperial divisions currently stationed there will be removed from Rhode Island and be sent to where they are needed more once the Colonial Guard of Rhode Island gets on its feet and can become a permanent garrison. The Colonial guardsmen of Rhode Island, though just accepted, are being trained first hand by the regular Imperial divisions. Due to the fact that many of the new volunteers used to serve in the UDSA and British military, they need only minimal training. WIth the flood of refugees also comes great problems with unemployment and poverty. The Beauracracy today voted to allocate $500 million USD to help Rhode Island with its economy with more funds pending. Though the newly opened ports at Gosport and the colonial garrison are a good outlet for the umemployed, they have recently had to turn back workers due to the great number of them.

                                The General Assembly of Rhode Island today voted to start various public works projects to rebuild the infrastructure of the territory as well as reducing unemployment.

                                "To fix the infrastructure of the war-torn territory may take long, but it'll be worth it," said Representative Marc Catone of Providence.

                                "Rhode Island has seen her fair share of wars, but not as many as some other territories. Fixing it would be a large task, but a feasible one," said Representative Linda Rossi of Fall River.

                                The bill is expected to pass through both the Governor's Office and the Colonial Minister's Office, the executive branch of the colonial government, without any problems.

                                In China...

                                The Imperial Guard has been fully equipped with the M1K1 (same as the M1A2 Abrams, just under a Korean license) and F-15s and F-16s. Older tanks and planes are also being phased out in regular elements of the Imperial militaries.
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