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  • The 5,000 LMF Troops and their accompanying commandos landed in Ireland yesterday and 10 transports with another 10,000 sailed into Dublin.
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    A dark ecuadorian night...
    Captain Thor of the Vaasan Commando Formation led his team through thick jungles. The night was dark, sounds of strange beasts could be heard, mosquitos were a plague.
    But the commandos were expierienced and tough and determined to finish their mission.

    After two hours of marching and evading patrols the Formation arrived at their primary objective. A large yet hidden fortified position on a cliff like hill, that overlooked an important supply route.

    He ordered some of his men to make a diversion and simulate an MRP attack on the other side.

    When Thor got news that the diversion had been succesful, he stormed the base stealthily, knocking out enemy soldiers in silent hand to hand combat.

    When all mobile SAM units and Bazookas were disabled three choppers, out of nowhere dropped a small batalion of LMF officers. The Base was clear...


    LMF PRESS STATEMENT
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    A few weeks ago, LMF intelligence agents received word of a Higly fortified hidden ecuadorian control point. This point has been supplying Ecuadorians in the South East area of their military operations for a long time.
    Last night LMF Commando teams disabled air missiles to allow more troops to be paradropped by helicopter. After a few hours of fighting the Ecuadorians fled into the jungle. This point is now strategically controlled by the MRP.

    This is one of the first LMF victories. No doubt they have proven their competence...
    Jools Weevil Jr.
    what have you been drinking again jools?-MarkG
    Have a nice ****ing day

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    • OOC: Muahahahah!

      That night, as the LMF were sleeping in ther barracks in the Curragh, 1000 confused soldiers approached the LMF sector of the Curragh barracks.

      They had been given orders on a need-to-know basis, yet they moved swiftly, erecting machine-guns in front of every LMF barracks. A unit of servicemen went, and removed all the T1 harpoons from the barracks, and drove back towards the centre of the complex.

      Trucks carrying knockout gas arrived, and a 100 metre long tube was drawn out by soldiers and put into the barracks containing the sleeping Lisovites. A corporal signalled the okay, and into every LMF barrack was pumped megalitres of knockout gas...

      There were some who resisted. The knockout gas failed to affect those at the rear of Barrack 7C. The leader of group of 10 lisovites ran out in front of the barrack, wearing their pajamas and muttering something in Polish, then stopped wide-eyed in front of the gun enplacement. He ran to the left, knowing that they had been betrayed.

      20 7.6 mm bullets followed him, and struck him down. The machine-gunner turned back toward the other Lisovites, who promptly raised their hands in surrender.

      The next day, many specially chartered airliners landed in Shannon airport. The confused LMF men were led into the 'plane, and were flown off.

      Later that day, 100 tanks, 250 tornado fighter-bombers and several thousand shoulder launched SAM and anti-tank missiles arrived in Cork harbour.

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      • OOC - Fine than!

        General Lopez announced that there would be no peace in the Americas. Instead of using their sanity and accepting the epace treaty the UDSA refused to cede Maine. This means that until they agree there will be no peace. After Peru is done with Ecuador (which shouldn't be long) we will load our troops into troop transports and send them up north to deal with the UDSA. Although the deadline has officially expired Gneral Lopez is willing to give both the UDSA and the CTA another 24 hours.

        Meanwhile workers in Peru are constructing faced paced on Project Great Wall. An amazing break through has been made in being able to speed up production. Simply feeding the workers three full meals a day (it's true the Americans did that in Panama and the Gemrans in the Ruhr). We expect the project to be completed in a year. Meanwhile in Ecuador our troops are once again pushing forward. After knocking out the fortified area in the SE and capturing Loja things should get a little easier.

        To UDSA - You have another 24 hours. Think about it Maine isn't really that large and how integral is it? If you won't cede it ot the United Kingdom cede it to Franco-Spain. Anybody but you.

        To CTA - We still ahve anpother 24 hours to resolve things peacefully.

        To Germany - As we've said before Tumaco for all the Galapagos Island but San Cristobal, Isabela, and Fernandina.

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        • All right than I'll take Japan. Were did the Phillipines go? Last I knew you had 'em.

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          • The Polynesian Coalition (Patriqvium) annexed the Phillipines.

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            • dp
              [This message has been edited by BasV (edited March 17, 2000).]

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              • OOC: OK. France has a carrier. It has the Charles De Gaulle that finishes it's trials in May of 2000. Hahahahaha!!! Not only that, but if the translator is working right, they have two more coming in 2 year intervals.

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                Almighty ruler and Resident God!!
                Almighty ruler and Resident God!!
                The more you know, the more you realize you dont know - Shep

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                • TOP SECRET (ie: you don't know)

                  The prototype for the Sino-Prussian fighter is still going for trials. No name has yet been specified.
                  Who wants DVDs? Good prices! I swear!

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                  • Three Imperial assasins enter a one-story house in Afganistan backed up by their team-mates. Troops have surrounded the house. In the house, a man runs out to try to escape. Two guardsmen tackle him and subdue him on the ground. It is Osama Bin Laden. Bin Laden tries to strike a deal with the assasins, he offers a full 2 billion USD if we would let him go.

                    To: Russia
                    From: ICE

                    We have captured Osama Bin Laden. The reward, however, needs to be higher, as we lost 3 of our men in the operations.
                    Who wants DVDs? Good prices! I swear!

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                    • HAHAHAHAHAHA This is getting fun...

                      Jools is right. If there are in fact 15,000 troops there they'd have to be either dead or have the intelligence of a rock not to post sentries.
                      Who wants DVDs? Good prices! I swear!

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                      • Official Bulletin from the Socio-Democratic Republic of Chile
                        16/03/2000
                        18:45 Chilean Time

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                        NEWSFLASH
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                        MONTONEROS GUERRILLEROS BEGIN TRAINING OF ELITE VALDIVIAN BRIGADES!
                        This brigade hopes to be 30 thousand strong by the end of the month.
                        They are highly trained "guerrilleros" who would be able to take on

                        anything in case of an invasion.

                        ALL COMPANIES NOW STATE OWNED!
                        In an attempt to institute communism as an economic system, Hodad,

                        current president of Chile, has bought over all large companies.

                        CARDOENS REOPENS!
                        The unused military factory of Cardoens has been reopened and is being

                        shipped with material to begin construction of armaments. The Shipyard

                        is currently constructing heavy ship for the defence of this great

                        nation.
                        It is currently producing per day:
                        Weapons for 2000 privates
                        20 tanks
                        5 fighters
                        5 bombers

                        NEW RESEARCH FACILITY OPENS!
                        A new research facility has opened in -CENSORED-.
                        Its location is top secret! It is currently looking for -CENSORED-.
                        Its objective is top secret too!

                        CHILEAN PATROL BOATS SET OUT TO PATROL CHILEAN SEA.
                        Self-explanatory headline, don't you think?
                        And 4 destroyers are launched: CS Santiago, CS Antofagasta, CS Marx and

                        CS Engels set out to naval base in Easter Island.

                        ALL CHILEAN TROOPS REMOVED FROM THE CHILEO-ARGENTINE BORDER!
                        As a demonstration of our friendship towards our neighbours.

                        CHILEAN CRUISER CS Hodad SETS OUT TO CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE!
                        Chilean Government requests permission to dock in Australian, Indian,

                        South African, Spanish, English, Demesian, Brazilian and Argentinian

                        ports!

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                        ----------------------------
                        DECLARATION OF CHILEAN POWER
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                        ECONOMY
                        -------
                        Population: 15 Million
                        Unemployment: 700,000
                        GNP: 40,000 Million
                        Current Treasury: 60,000 Million
                        GNP per Capita: US$2,000

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                        MILITARY
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                        Armed Forces:
                        Trained Soldiers: 100,000
                        175 battle ready tanks (M-51, AMX-30)
                        4 Submarines
                        1 Cruiser class
                        4 Destroyer class
                        15 Patrol Boats/T-Boat class

                        Air Force:
                        40 bombers.
                        60 Fighters.

                        Nuclear Weapons: NONE

                        Current Maximum Mobilisation: 750,000
                        Maximum mobilisation time: 4 days

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                        RESOURCES
                        ---------
                        Oil production: 15,000 drums per day
                        Mining Capabilities: Cu, Au, Ag, Fe, Mb and Iodine
                        One factory for military construction.
                        One Shipyard.

                        ----------------------------
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                        END OF DECLARATION
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                        Diplomacy:

                        TO THE REST OF THE WORLD
                        1. The newly founded Socio-Democratic Republic of Chile is now officially up and running. Hodad invites all world leaders to presence his ascention and has prepared a recognition peace treaty for attending world leaders to sign.
                        The Socio-Democratic Republic of Chile declares itself a NEUTRAL state in relation to all current conflicts.

                        2. The Chilean Government join Argentina in their ban of Nuclear Weapons.

                        3. We are currently offering subsidies to foreign investors to come and set up munition factories.

                        To ARGENTINA
                        Let us have a mutual aid and defense treaty and open our economies to each other.

                        To GREAT BRITAIN and IRELAND
                        Your old friend Chile salutes you. Recognise us and we will ship rich ores to your country.

                        To THE COMMUNIST COUNTRIES OF NORTH AMERICA
                        Salutations, comrades! As a small communist state we beseech you for

                        recognition. It is time for the communists of the world to unite.
                        We wish to sign a mutual aid treaty with you.

                        To BRAZIL
                        We share common interests. Let us sign peace and open our embassies to

                        negotiation for more advanced treaties.

                        To SCOTT F
                        We accept your treaty. What country are you, by the way?

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                        • The plane was being designed while we were neutral.

                          to Brazil
                          i don't have ICQ, i use internet at school.
                          i will go immediately and personally to deliver the blueprints(e-mail me)
                          to Chile
                          ok, i accept the alliance (this is really useless, i just TOLD it to you )
                          We are sending you some pilots to train yours

                          to All
                          the ARM has just occupied the falklands, renamed them Malvinas, the South Georgias and South Sandwitch as they were unclaimed

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                          Hodad's First Body
                          Alien Infiltrate
                          Indifference is Bliss

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                          • The Polynesian Coalition salutes the new government of Chile. Chancellor Patriqvium said earlier this day: "In modern world, a ocean has become much smaller than it was in the past. Chile lies beyond that ocean, making it our quasi-neighbor. We would like to discuss possible deals with the energetic Chileans."
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                            Wiio's First Law: Communication usually fails, except by accident.

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                            • To: Chile
                              From: ICE (China)

                              We welcome your new nation and would like offer trade treaties to improve both our economies.

                              To: Polynesian Coalition, Britain
                              From: ICE

                              The Empire does not wish to see bloodshed, please, we implore you, think of another way to settle this.
                              Who wants DVDs? Good prices! I swear!

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                              • From: Polynesian Coalition Chancellor Patriqvium
                                To: ICE

                                Due to your request, the Coalition gives the British another two weeks to make their answer. However, if the British do not answer in that time, we are forced to war.

                                Our request is:
                                -The demilitarization of the northern coast of Australia.
                                -Organizing of peace conferences regarding the situation of North America and Ireland.
                                [This message has been edited by Patriqvium (edited March 17, 2000).]
                                Wiio's First Law: Communication usually fails, except by accident.

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