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    • China has already been supplied with plans for an automated tank factory from Germany and has almost completed construction of initial plants. In addition, the specs for the Sino-Prussian tank are reaching finalization.
      [This message has been edited by Mao (edited March 17, 2000).]
      Who wants DVDs? Good prices! I swear!

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      • CW War News January 16th and 17th 2001

        Navy calls off Canadian Blockade! UK Satellites detected targeting fleet!

        Shock Armies enter action in Canada! Major Breakout anticipated!

        CW sends reparations to South Africa for innocent civilians killed!

        January 17, 2001

        The CW was ready. Hundreds of thousands of troops were massed for an all out assault across the entire length of the lines in Ontario. Tanks spearheaded the advance, followed by a massive artillery bombardment against entranched Canadians and british. Infantry swarmed through the openings torn into the lines and aircraft devastated troops columns and vehicle convoys. The Canadian lines rolled up and began a massive retreat. Over 30,000 fled towards the London fortress city while the remaining troops retreated for the northern lines being built up south and west of Toronto. In a day, Canada seemed to be ready to tumble. The second day promised to see combat in the Toronto suburbs and an all out assault on London. But that all changed in the middle of the night!


        CW War News for January 18th 2001

        CW Agrees to Cease Fire!! Troops pull away from front lines and stand down.

        Supplies, Food and Medical Aid given to Canadian and British troops in the lines.

        President Rossi to make speech to nation tomorrow!

        January 19th 2001 The President Speaks
        "My fellow citizens, in this hour of confusion, I bring light to the situation that befalls us. When we went to war with Canada, we went with the intention of eliminating British Tyrrany in the Americas. Their rape of the open city of Buffalo showed that they cared little for the affairs of the nations in the americas, and for that we felt they deserved not to rule over the nation of Canada. We had no wish to annex nor occupy Canada, only to free it from the powers holding them down. Upon completion of any peace treaty, Canada will be freed of british occupation and CW invasion. We have nothing against the Canadian people, nothing against the British people. Our war was against the British government, and their desire to suppress the voice of freedom singing out in Canada. With the end of hostilities, brings the end of British tyranny and the beginning of Canadian Independence!!"

        CW Headlines for January 20th-31st

        CW sends supplies to Canadian refugees...POWs return to their homeland.

        CW announces "real" Canadian death toll...only 1200 total troops killed by CW forces...most captured when injured...death toll was propaganda to dishearten defenders!!

        CW Generals praise Canadian fanaticism and defensive skills!! British recieve equal praise...

        CW to rebuild Canadian infrastructure and military...CW corporations seek to invest in Canadian future!!

        To UK: We accept your offer of a cease fire. The entire purpose of the war was to see that Canada becomes independent from outside control as we felt you unfit to continue administration. For the benefit of the Canadian people, we offer a joint, non interfering, occupation of no more than 30,000 troops to see that Canada is defended and its newly obtained independent status be maintained into the future. As the aggressors, and to reassure the Canadian population, we are going to rebuild the Canadian infrastructure and resupply their new self defense force. Note that this only applies to Canada...we do not presume to dictate terms on your entire empire, therefore we will deal with what is in front of us and that is Canada. You can respond to us via email or AIM(Gscott69x1) since you do not have ICQ, where we can continue the talks and hear your terms!!

        To World: We offer our hand in friendship to all new nations, forming out of this chaotic
        war torn world and we wish you good luck in all your endeavors!!


        We all know what Sodomy is, but does anyone actually know what Gomorrahmy is? I heard that bible thumpers are nazi hillbillies from Arkansas who crossbred with Martha Stewart and are also the gay lovechildren of Andy Warhol and Godzilla...but i cant remember where...oh wait Satan told me that at my Satan Church "Brainwash Children to be Homosexuals" Convention!

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        • OOC
          Oh for F*cking christ sake, you don't have a f*cking carrier. No one who didn't start with one should have one yet, you should have to wait at least a year. If you have one I have the two that Spartan announced he was building in the beginning.

          But who gives a flying f*ck eh? Take Greece, I'm sure you'll want Macedonia and Albania next. Your like a little kid, its never enough. I take Italy and minutes after that you declare war on me. As if that's not enough you get someone else to gang rape me with you.

          DC, fine, ignore me on ICQ. Take all the **** that Spartan took away from you, I don't give a ****.

          I don't want to fight a war with you BD becuase I know it will turn out just like W99. I'll post a battle that I win in, then all of a sudden you'll post "They thought they were winning, and they were, but then the artillery on the highground opened up and stopped half a million men."

          Mao, no one has officialy declared as far as I know. I was attacked by CRME. I will be attacked by FS if I don't give in. I never declared war on anyone.

          And I'm sorry, but after giving away all that **** I'm not giving up Croatio. Start a rebellion if you want, but since that's against the rules (for some reason Poland and a few others are being tolerated) I'll just ignore everything you say. I'd love to have a chunk of the US myself, you know, where I live, what I know. But I gotta settle for Italy, why don't you settle for Japan? Even without the Phillipines your strong. If you had just asked Spartan if he was playing anymore, instead of posting here, which he obviously isn't reading, you could've gotten Croatia.
          A plane ticket to Afghanistan: $800
          A high powered sniper rifle: $1000
          A hotel with accessible roof and visibility: $100
          A shot at the head of a piece of **** like Osama bin Laden: Priceless. For everything else there's Master card.

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          • I was just informed that DC has sold 2 carriers, one to Brazil and one to CRME. This leaves him with 0. Lets assume he started building carriers at the very beginning of this thread 1 year ago st. They'd still be being built. IRL it takes 3-4 years to build a carrier, in this thread it should take a 1 and a half at least.

            Anyway, this leaves France with one heli cruiser that can hold 8 helicopters.
            A plane ticket to Afghanistan: $800
            A high powered sniper rifle: $1000
            A hotel with accessible roof and visibility: $100
            A shot at the head of a piece of **** like Osama bin Laden: Priceless. For everything else there's Master card.

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            • Oh pardon me, Spain has a carrier that can carry 37 aircraft, woopte doo.
              A plane ticket to Afghanistan: $800
              A high powered sniper rifle: $1000
              A hotel with accessible roof and visibility: $100
              A shot at the head of a piece of **** like Osama bin Laden: Priceless. For everything else there's Master card.

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              • Hey guys, this OCC bickering is eating this thread from its core outward...please please please make a new thread or something to voice your opinion...i like this too much to have it fall apart!! Work out your differences or else the mod will step in and JT3 will fairly work out these differences the way he sees it, so my advice to all of you is setle it quickly and quietly so that you at least have a chance to get something you want...and remember it isnt the size of your nation, it is what you do with what you have!! Storytelling is the key here not streams of data...ok my 2 cents is done!!
                We all know what Sodomy is, but does anyone actually know what Gomorrahmy is? I heard that bible thumpers are nazi hillbillies from Arkansas who crossbred with Martha Stewart and are also the gay lovechildren of Andy Warhol and Godzilla...but i cant remember where...oh wait Satan told me that at my Satan Church "Brainwash Children to be Homosexuals" Convention!

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                • Headlines in Der Spiegel:
                  • Uprisings continue in Venezuela.
                  • Germany to build joint naval facilities in Africa and South America with China.
                  • Trials of Sino-German tank continue.
                  • Reichschancellor guarantees German neutrality in potential Mediterranean War.


                  Stuff that would not appear in a newspaper (and that you do not know about):
                  • German task force puts to sea from naval station in the Faeroes.
                  • German submarines put to sea for unreported destinations.
                  • Another automated tank plant and another automated warplane plant open, with similar defensive emplacements.


                  *Top Secret Dispatch*
                  Encryption Status: Maximum
                  Encryption Method: Amgine
                  From: German General Staff
                  To: German Field Commanders
                  Re: Case Gold
                  Text: Commence all preparations and mobilization for Case Gold. Destruction of primary enemy and rebel forces is to be priority. Joint operation with allied forces and hostilities to commence once time span on ultimatum has expired. Naval forces shall seek out and destroy enemy warships and eliminate enemy merchant fleet. Blockade of enemy ports to commence with hostilities. All other operations to proceed according to established protocols and according to primary planning for Case Gold.
                  *End Top Secret Dispatch*

                  Foreign Office Dispatches:
                  The following message has been relayed by the German ambassador to Scandinavia:
                  quote:

                  The German Empire requests the immediate and unconditional extradition of the Polish criminals from Scandinavia. The German government also expects a satisfactory response on the repayment of lost German investments.
                  Unless a satisfactory response about these matters is given by the Scandinavian government within 14 days of now, a state of war shall exist between the German Empire and the Union of Scandinavian Socialist Republics from that moment forth.


                  To Britain:
                  We are hopeful that peace will be restored to North America. We await your response to our offer.
                  To Brazil:
                  Such large quantities of weapons are not available at this time. Eurofighters are not available for export at all. We are, however, willing to sell smaller numbers of pieces of equipment.
                  To Peru:
                  We await your response to our offer regarding the islands.
                  To Russia:
                  We await eagerly your response to our previously discussed offer.
                  To China:
                  We are quite hopeful for the potential for cooperation that is represented by our joint naval base program. We are thankful for the use of the three paratroop divisions on exercise in Germany.
                  To the CW:
                  We praise your seeing the wisdom to end your conflict with Britain. We are thankful for the use of the CW paratroop forces on exercise in Germany.
                  To Italy:
                  We shall honor your request. Until the Mediterranean crisis is resolved, there will be no further weapon sales to the CRME.
                  To Italy and the CRME:
                  Surely you can come to a satisfactory arrangement over the relatively worthless disputed territory of Greece.
                  To Chile:
                  Greetings and welcome to the global community. We offer a treaty of mutual nonaggression and a trade pact.
                  To UDSA:
                  Welcome to the world community. We offer a treaty of mutual nonaggression and a trade pact. We are willing to invest in and help rebuild the war-torn areas of New England.

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                  • The I and II Yemenite Corps and the I Somaliland Corps have joined up near Mogadishu, and are preparing for an assault on the Somalian capital. Two hover squadrons are being sent to Somalia to support the attack, and will arrive next week. Meanwhile, Ethiopian troops have entered from the northwest, and are on their way to Baidoa and Bardera.

                    *Secret*
                    From: King Fahd of Greater Arabia
                    To: Confederated States of France, Spain and Portugal

                    We'd prefer production rights for the tropicalized Leclerc MBT, like the ones that are currently in use with the UAE Corps in a limited quantity.


                    *Secret*
                    From: King Fahd of Greater Arabia
                    To: Prime Minister Dragonata of the Conservative Republic of the Middle East

                    We advise you to cease your hostilities with Italy over Greece, the mountaineous terrain of Greece combined with the determined morale of the Italian and Greek troops and the modern equipment used by them, will result in a fight with heavy casualties, or even a defeat. Just some friendly advice from your ally.

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                    • Polynesian Coalition official report
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                      The Polynesian Coalition has transported ex-Polish citizens, which were located inside Polynesian borders to their former homeland of Poland.

                      The reason of this transfer was a nationalistic group called SAROOPI. They have threatened the life of several Polish refugees, and the Polynesian government felt that they should be thereby evacuated.

                      Due to the same threatening, all Polynesian contacts with the LMF have ended.
                      [This message has been edited by Patriqvium (edited March 17, 2000).]
                      Wiio's First Law: Communication usually fails, except by accident.

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                      • Polynesian Coalition update
                        ===========================
                        Some hours ago, the plane carrying ex-Polish citizens exploded mystically above the Indian Ocean. The plane was heading to a small, unnamed country in Africa because of the complaints of the refugees. The Polynesian government blames the SAROOPI about this outrageous strike. "The people responsible of destroying planes carrying innocent civilians shall be found and punished", said Chancellor Patriqvium.
                        Wiio's First Law: Communication usually fails, except by accident.

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                        • To Germany: Agreed! Non-Agression Pact signed.

                          To Peru: Listen here: The UDSA will not cede Maine. Even the UK told you to stay out of the war.
                          "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
                          "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
                          Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

                          "is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - Dis

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                          • quote:

                            Originally posted by JT3 on 03-15-2000 04:34 PM
                            Scott F, the Polish Renegades are gone, stop.


                            i posted this hundreds of times before. It IS REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES. so stop it beforie i demand German Nazis to be extradited etc...



                            [This message has been edited by Jools (edited March 17, 2000).]
                            Jools Weevil Jr.
                            what have you been drinking again jools?-MarkG
                            Have a nice ****ing day

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                            • LMF Official report
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                              What the f*ck are the Germans talking about? We're all Scandinavians here. Dorks...
                              Jools Weevil Jr.
                              what have you been drinking again jools?-MarkG
                              Have a nice ****ing day

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                                From: Polynesian Coalition Chancellor Patriqvium
                                To: Prime Minister Draconis of Britain

                                The Coalition is displeased of the recent uncivilized acts of Britain, which has been so peaceful in the past. Therefor, we announce that the cities of Darwin, Pine Creek and Wyndham must be subjugated into the Polynesian Coalition for five years. If the British decline our act, these areas will be taken by any force necessary. We give the British two weeks to make their answer before we prepare a full-scale invasion.

                                Patriqvium
                                Wiio's First Law: Communication usually fails, except by accident.

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