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  • Mexican Medical News
    A raving lunatic who claime to be a journalist, but is believed to be an asylum escapee was brought in to a mexican hospital today yeliing about a French Terrorist Plot in Iceland, baby consumption, and carrots. He was immediately labled insane, and thrown into the incinerating furnace where all "inefficient" citizens are put when they are deemed to be so.
    Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
    Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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    • France News
      Mar 06 2004:
      SECRET ORDERS
      Fund Afghani groups
      Mar 07 2004:
      Orders (TOP F*CKING SECRET)
      Fund Pakistani groups
      The Paris News has uncovered a huge scandal within the French government. Apparently, King Mrmitchell ordered the French Intelligance Agency to fund Afghani military and groups against Pakistan, then the FIA was ordered to fund Pakistan's military and its anti-Afghanistan groups! The people are outraged at their leader, and the French Senate demands that King Mrmitchell resign.

      He has refused to do so, and the Senate has been temporarily suspended. The FIA building mysteriously burned down, but angry opposition claims the arson was staged so more discrepreancies couldn't erupt. Tens of thousands of French workers have started demonstrating in the streets. Military patrols have been ordered to send the troublemakers back to work, but progress is almost nil because French soldiers cannot shoot their own countrymen, and because there are so many protestors.

      Economy 50
      Army 46
      Navy 45
      Air 43
      Discontent 45
      Infrastructure 82
      Education 78
      Economy 45 (-5 demonstrations and recovery stopped)
      Army 43 (-3 unrest, open refusal to follow orders)
      Navy 45 (+0)
      Air 44 (+1)
      Discontent 65 (+20, scandal, Senate suspension, riots)
      Infrastructure 81 (-1 small damage caused by protestors. nothing big)
      Education 78 (+0)
      meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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      • King Mrmitchell I has ordered the disbanding of the Opposition Party, an alliance of centers to conservatives that generally opposed every goddamn thing he ever tried to do. Discontent rises.
        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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        • CHINA to FRANCE:
          Good move
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          Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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          • Mexico to whatever part of Frnace isn't under the tyranny of king mitchell do you want help? If you join the Morgan Freeman Allianceand donate to Mexico's infrastructure, and space programs, then we won't support the king.
            Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
            Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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            • CHINA announces that it'll support the King!
              Of England! HA! Isn't the Comrade Chairman funny?
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              Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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              • France News
                Jacques Bureau, the former leader of the Opposition Party, has been arrested and accused of selling state secrets to Mexico, even during the war. He will be trialed for treason.
                meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                • Mexico denies ever recieving any "secret" information, however, wetehr or not they recieved any "non-secret" information, still remains a secret.
                  Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                  Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                  • France News
                    Jacques Bureau has been given a fair and unbiased trial. He was found innocent of all charges, and later that day executed for treason.
                    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                    • The Morgan Freeman Alliance doesn't really care either way about mr. Bureau, but I currently trying to help return stability to the French region.
                      Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                      Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                      • Mexico News!!!
                        The Space Program is nearing its launch date, the country holds it breath, but not like last time when they all passed out, becasue that was quite a mess.
                        Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                        Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                        • CHINA to MEXICO:
                          Good luck.
                          Avoiding our anti-aircraft fire!!!!! HA HA!!!!!
                          Our Comrade Chairman is simply joking. Isn't he a riot*?

                          *Please note that counter-revolutionary actions are not condoned by the government.
                          Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                          Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                          • Mexico to China
                            Why do you not condone counter revolutionary actions? You did so with Mexico.
                            Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                            Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                            • Mexico WOrld News!!!!!
                              The Space Program is a success!! Mexico has claimed the bright white orb in the sky as territory of mighty mother mexico. We have yet to find any other inhabitants, but if we do, we will make sure to offer them mebership into the Morgan Freeman Alliance.
                              Mexico has already shipped up the parts to begin space colonies, on the moon, and is sending up more rockets, with more supplies. people, and robots to help construct it. Mexio has not yet begun to open up the moon for private use, but we expect to, as soon as...as soon as...well, it's not like citizens really have owned any land per se for a while now, seing as how htey are all in either the military, work camps, or vitality adjournmnet camps. So all of the citizens own it, because we are all the state, and the state owns the land, and so... we're all really happy here in Mexico, but no you can't come and watch.
                              Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                              Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                              • [moderator]
                                Progressing a little fast there for a Space program, aren't we?

                                (Launching shuttles and everything is good, but already moon colonies? Are you serious?)
                                meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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