Alternate History NES (Thread 2)

[erz87]

OOC
Nice very nice...
Japan kills me, join the axis and say I joined them?

[Giovanni Wine]

To: Japan
From: Britain

We are not happy about your recent ubernuking, there was no need for that, I thought that you, as a nation that like ours had such an experience would have never nuked anyone. We are very concerned about it.

As for China, the British troops are prefectly capable of defending themselves, as I showed the world by kicking the Finnish out of Scotland.

British China is not to be considered part of any empire but the British one, two nations that are allied together should not attempt to bully each other, we are stronger than what you think.

To: Germany, Finland
From: Britain

Now you see that the British people are not going to surrender, never. I suggest you stop this foolish war, you already made too much damages to the world.

To: Chinese government
From: Britain

I hope you will now listen to us, those are the our terms for peace with you.
- You will surrender Shangai to us.
- We will give you back the rest.
- China will have to switch side in the war and fight alongside Britain

[Jamski]

To Britain : There's no point in trying to make a deal with the Chinese - their country doesn't exist anymore. As for giving the Chinese Shanghai, I believe that Shanghai is under Japanese control at the moment. We are glad that you beleive you can defend British China on your own against the Axis, this will save our troops lots of fighting - speaking of which, the Japanese soldiers are complaining that although they fought just as hard as yours, much less of China is now in Japanese hands than they feel is appropriate. For the sake of friendship, and to stop a possible soldiers REVOLT in China, could we revise the British/Japanese border southwards by one province.

OCC : The Japlite weapons weren't supposed to be NUKES, Methril, just disabling charges that would stop weapons working, and maybe cripple a few soldiers. The explosives we supposed to be concealed inside gun handles and rifle butts. Clearly this is what happens when an Emperor doesn't supervise the scientists too closely
Scientist (Who is secretly Methril's brother) : "We can improve these bombs, the Emperor will be very pleased"
Defence Minister : "Not now, I'm very busy"
Scientist : "OK, we'll put nukes in the Japlite weapons"
Defence Minister : "Whatever, just leave me in peace"
Emperor Jamshikoto : "How are the Japlite weapons going?"
Defence Minister : "Hmmm? Oh, OK, I guess your Divine Holy Majesty"

Thats how these things happen *shrugs*

To AU : We are not and never have been a member of the Axis. Nor are we an official member of the Allies. The policy of Japan has always been to preserve balance in the world, to help her friends (but not to world domination), and to maintain her role as the dominant power in Asia. Japan requests that the AU withdraws from the war in Europe, as Japan herself has now also done. If the Japanese ceasefire zone in Mexico can be maintained, and the AU stays peaceful, then the world OUTSIDE Europe at least, will be at peace.

OCC : The Japlites were an all or nothing weapon - the moment had come to try to save Isreal with desparate measures. Attacking Thailand as they were joining the Axis was a bonus, the damage in Africa a sad tragedy.

-Jam

[emu]

OOC: so you didnt suspect me to change sides ay all?

[Jamski]

OOC : No it was a surprise. But of course I'm CLAIMING to have predicted it.

-Jam

[Sheep]

occ: I never had any Japlite nukes in my territory. And my government was not In Vienna. Due to your insantiy I am quitting this NES in disgust.

[Sheep]

ocC: Cancel that the European AXis shall still prevail.

To Italy: (secret Return to the Axis give us back the territory you have conqured. You shall have African colonies lost returned to you. Europe not Japan must be the vicotrs in this. Do this or be annihilated like the pompous little traitor you are.

To Finland: (secret) Britian cannot be conquered withdraw from its soil.

An old friend sent me a PM, he knows who he is, my only answer is yes.

To Russia: (secret) We demand the withdrawl of your forces from my territory.

To Israel (secret) Surrender

To Japan (secret) Our nuclear response shall be coming your way soon. You shall not be unscaved by your uncalled for attacks.

[Giovanni Wine]

To: Japan
From: Britain

Peace in China is still very far, we must still deal with the traitorous Thai forces, and once Asia will be once again at peace, we will be more than happy to revise the partitioning of China between Japan and Britain.

The reason I'm trying to find a deal with the previous Chinese government is that with their support, the Chinese people, which as you know are an immensively big men pool for drafties, will be fighting with us against the Thai, instead if we do not grant them a little freedom, the Chinese will be revolting against us, while the Thai will be conquering more and more territories.

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Orders:
European Front:
- With a major push similar to the one in Scotland, attempt to retake German held England.
- Unload a few commando units in Ireland, and make them organize some revolts against the Finnish invaders.
- The Navy is to watch closely those waters.

Chinese Front:
- Build big fortifications all alongside the current Thai-British border, move most of the army there to protect against any possible Thai invasion
- The RAF is to scout from the skies for any possible hostile movements of Thai troops, and will be ordered to bomb the approaching Thai ground force.

Domestic Policies:
- Institute a major draft through the British Empire, with the recent victory against Finland people are expected to sign-up in mass in order to free up their homeland.

Saluti

[Methril]

update tomorrow, my apologies about the nuking incident.

and sheep, where in the world is your government?! I've been trying to blow it since the beginning of the NES!

[Jamski]

OCC : Sheep, since the Japlite weapons were only the size and apperance of normal rifles, machine guns, grenades etc, its very possible that after their sale that they were resold on the black market, abandoned by retreating soldiers, sumggled over your borders by terrorists. Once they left Japan, we had no control over them apart from the time of their detonation.

Orders : Forces in China to build defensive positions on the Thai border, and then start rebuilding the infrastructure of mainland China (secret)They don't make the border too strong, its a waste of time becuase of the SECRET deal not to attack Thailand in exchange for Singapore, where Japanese marines and paratroopers are already taking control(/secret)

More orders by PM

-Jam

[erz87]

African Union

The africans were still very much alive.
Japan that in the past tryied to make good reletions have now nuked their ally. well not ally anymore.

to Allies:
We demand that all the allies will declear war on Japan the have nuked us!

to Italy: SECRET
We ask from you aid in the North that we could go and save more of the allies

to Israel:
Because of your full alliance with Japan we cannot aid you against Germany anymore.

to Japan:
You have done a bit mistake. our miliatery is bigger than your and it's ready to hit everywhere when it wants. We are now in war with the Axis, so first we must save our allies.

But start praying because you are next.

OrdersHIGHLY SECRET
While Italy defende from the North Our full might will go to save India from everyone
Theirs + mine army could very easily destroy the enemy in one turn.
After saving India Move right into Motherlands of Thailand.

GROW ARMY
GROW NAVY
TRY TO GROW AIR-FORCE
Destory all Japanies weopns in Africa and create our own...
Build the first Nuke of AU

[Jamski]

To The Allies : Do not listen to this rubbish from the African Union, they are just trying to break up our friendship. The Japlite weapons that detonated in Africa were an unfortunate side effect of our desperate and successful attempt to save Israel.

To India : (secret) We suggest you make peace with Thailand and we can bring peace finally to Asia (/secret)

-Jam

[foolish_icarus]

CNA to Japan:

rubbish? You have led to countries on our side being nuked--even if the nuclear part was an accident, we trust you have a very good explanation for why the saving of Israel required detonations in India and AU.

[Micha]

COMMUNIST FEDERATION OF RUSSIAN LANDS

DIPLOMACY

From Russia
To Italy
People of Italy, now you returned from the nightmare that took over your minds! We are very glad that you finally found out what side is to choose in this war!
(secret)
Count on our help! Defend your northern borders, and use your fleet to prevent a German invasion!
(/secret)

From Russia
TO Germany
You got your chance, and dismissed it. It´s a pity that things developed that way. It was never our intention to destroy what has been built centuries ago, but your selfish and cruel reign forced our hands...
As we both are civilized peoples, we ask you for a clean war. Although Russia possesses nuclear and chemo-biological weapons, we don´t want to use them. Don´t repeat the mistakes of the past, for the good of your people.
This message has been made public so that the world will know who started the destruction, should there ever be a WMD-war between us.
(top secret)
You have made mistakes, but your people don´t deserve to pay for it. We would agree on a common border, giving Turkey, Bulgaria, Romania and east-of-Vistula Poland to us, while you will ignore your alliance with Finland if Russia decided to start an intervention there.
All German possessions in the middle east will be returned to their original masters. You will withdraw from Israel and sign a general and final peace treaty.
The Countries of "Estland, Lettland, Litauen", like you call them, will be considered Russian territory, while the cities of Königsberg, Tilsit, Memel and Elbing will be reckognized as German territory.
Do you agree?
(/top secret)

From Russia
To Thailand
(secret)
We are glad to hear that you have returned our trading post to us. It is confusing to see you changing sides year by year, but I guess we are very busy with other things, so it could happen that we don´t realize your politics in the future...
Of course some military machinery, delivered to our new trade center in Urumqi, would help us to forget...
(/secret)

From Russia
To Japan
(secret version)
We are awaiting your explanation of what has happened on the Polish front...
It seems as if some of your "support" vanished in an explosion killing many of our brave soldiers fighting for YOUR safety from German attacks...
(/secret version)

(official version)
It was reported that a little accident has occured regarding one of the few weapons we have imported from you. It looks like it had an unusal malfunction, but noone has been injured. Just to prevent worse incidents, we ask your engineers to fix that problem and then tell us how to do it. Thank you.
(/official version)

Orders pm´ed.

[GeneralTacticus]

Israel to AU (secret): Until this matter has been officially sorted out, our alliance with Japan should be considered revoked. Please continue to help us; we are still in dire straits. You can rest assured that we will pay you back for your help after the war is over.

Israel to Japan (top secret): Apparently your actions to try to 'save' us, while they may have helped us in the short term, have been rather damaging. The AU has declared that they will not help us, which is a severe blow to us; thus, unless you can find a way to keep us alive more effectively than the Africans can, consider our alliance revoked.

P.S. Please do not take this as an affront to your nation or your Emperor. We bear no ill will to you, but as we can see no harm that would be inflicted upon you by our official revocation fo the alliance (which will be mainly nominal, and there's not much help we can give you anyway), and it will gain us help elsewhere, we don't see much choice but to do it. If you can work matters out with the other nations, we will be happy to restore the alliance. (/top secret)