SNESA - SKILORDS Never Ending Stories Apolyton

[Thrusters]

uk Promises beer that our troops will retern home if they are taught the tech of browing such good BEER

[Metaliturtle]

The straigt of Gibraltar is open for the next 3 IRL hours, go home UK

[Thrusters]

*brewing

[trickey]

So is china officially in the warsaw pact or do you still have to vote?

[Metaliturtle]

OOC: Consider yourself in

[trickey]

occ: thanks

[Samuel Johnson]

Camel scratched his head. Why, who was that at the end of his cabinet table. He turned in question to Juda.

"Camel, this is our guest domestic advisor for this year, Sir Alec Guinness," she said with a wry smile on her face.

Camel was speechless for a moment. "Dude - I am like your biggest fan. "Kind Hearts and Coronets" - all those parts you played. Fagin! "Man in the White Suit." "The Lavender Hill Mob." Wow - listen, can you help us build our film industry here?"

Alec smiled modestly, "why, certainly, I shall try to do what I can. Now that we have this domestic exchange with the U.K., I am sure you will be seeing more and more of our folk here, eh?"

Camel, "OK - well with that - Dr. Querty, please report"

"We are integrating the 100 scientists and engineers the English sent into our operations and we will soon start work on nuclearpower plants. Our research in computers should be done in a few years. Then we can buy you something to replace the I-MAC you shot up a few years ago."

"Yes, yes, you had to remind me."

"Um, Halie Selassie, give me a culture update. How's the party in Athens going?"

"Good evenin', Mon. Well, we have gotten all the performers under contract and they have agreed to release the proceeds to the charity and it will be a big party. We have invited all the leaders of the other countries. Only the Japanese have answered so far. They are most interested in the rock and roll bands from America and asked us if we had any blue jeans."

Camel turned to the trade advisor.

"Um," he appeared off-guard, "we can make some?"

"Excellent, make me a pair - what's your name again?"

"Jackie Levi, sir, Jackie Levi, from Caanan, Sir."

OK - one more thing. Uday. Camel looked at him with a little sympathy. Poor Uday was now in a wheelchair for life and his jaw was broken in several parts.

"Uday, now that we are helping the Greeks in the Aegan Sea, the Athens province and Crete, we will need to build some police stations to better patrol the borders and crack down on the crime. Also, I want Basra and the Northern coastal cities to start continue building destroyers and battleships. That is all."

Camel leaned back and reached for the International Herald Tribune. He had bought the business a few years before prior to the British attack and ever since the Post and the Times were oblierated in that war a few years ago, his paper was now the leading source of information for the intellgentsia. He reminded himself to take that tour of the new printing presses in Bhagdad.

Hmmm... The Russians and Canadians and their space adventures. He noted how the article wryly noted that the Russians may have landed a man on the moon but they did not know how to get him back and the poor cosmonaut was probably floating in the lunar winds right now. He decided he would send Ivan an ancient ceremonial Sumerian dagger in tribute for the Apollo program. Our forefathers once sacrificed people with it to the Gods, it was fitting.


"Oh, how is the progress with that community of religious zealots we were sending away? Have they reached HAwaii yet? I am so looking forward to that coffee plantation getting stood up."

No one answered his question, so he assumed all was on track.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Months Earlier:

"SIR! We must escape, run for the jet." The last jet in the Greek airforce was preparing for takeoff as a newly developed ICBM headed towards the burning streets of Athens. Leonidas ran as fast as his pudgy legs would take him through the wreakage that was once his great capital. The Jet accelerated and rose, Leonidas half looked back for a last glimps at his fallen empire, mloosing sight in his right eye.

Now:

"The Elections in Egypt are finished! the new leader is: Pharoh Tutenkahmen the Brave!"
"I Promise a new Africa, a united Africa, an Egyptian Africa." the new leader shouted, with a look of vision in his sole remaining eye.

[Samuel Johnson]

Camel dashed a quick note to his counterpart in BEER.

Dear Sir,

In return for a steady supply of German and Belgian beer for the concert, we would welcome Beer to co-host the Woodstock concert in Athens. We look forward to the great Polish food.

Feel free to provide a list of the performers you are bringing to my Cultural Minister, Dr Halie Selassie.

Together we can bring the Greek people out of their misery.

I am sorry about saying that you shouldn't have been in the UN Security Council and we are now Cautious to BEER.

[Samuel Johnson]

The Republic of Iraq welcomes the new government of Egypt and reaffirms our Mutual Protection Pact. We welcome Pharoh Tutenkahmen. We thank you for your help in the recent incident with the United Kingdom.

Signed,

President Camel Hussein

Witnessed by: Senator Fareek Rafsanjanni and Foreign Minister Juda Hussein

Hand written at the bottom of this formal letter was:

"Hope you are coming to the Woodstock benefit next year, Camel."

I think that's my fifth. Night!

[Thrusters]

Before the U.k Troops retern home they went to help Iraq set up Police stations and to read the Old and Blind. Food and Water have been air Droped over the Iraq side of Greece not to be confused with the BEER SIDE.

Britain has now let women in the navel, airforce, army.
almost doubling our armies
-humongo navel force
-large armie
-huge airforce

-medium suicide bombers... oh wait just bretand you never read that.

[Thrusters]

To Iraq, Egypt
I'm asking for a military alliance and to start a packed one which the great Iraq may name.
U.K. waits for your respons

Signed Mr.Ralph leader of U.K

[trickey]

To all members of the Wawsaw pact,



I wish to show my concern on the fact that Britain is bilding its military and seeking an allie for his no doubt crazy plans. I propose increased surveillance on this nation which has already demonstratedt has no problem with attcking others for no apparent reason. I also propose that inspectors from our pact visit this country to ensure that the crazed fool is not stockpilling nuclear or biological weapons. Failure to let our inspectors would result in a serious coniederation of war. O course, i want the feedback of all other civilized nation on this issue of stopping a madman.





Ming Chung

[Samuel Johnson]

Special message to Egypt based on recent de marche from U.K.

The Iraqi people are still mad at the U.K. and as you know I lead a Republic. My Senate leader will get a vote for an alliance with these people only if Egypt requests it of us.

We suggest you handle the negotiations and squeeze the UK for everything you can get especially their technologies.

Camel Hussein

[Metaliturtle]

For woodstock, BEER offers all the various foods from it's diverse culture, including Beer, Polish Sausage, Bratwurst, Pizza and Pasta, Gyros, Croissants, Danishes, Lefse, Lutefisk, Hamburgers, Frankfurters, Flan, sangria, Candied Yams, and French Fries, and the finest Champagne which that city has to offer. Other delicacies will be swiss chocolate, and chocolate mousse from France.

Our performers:
A band of four talented singers, the Beatles.
The guitar stylings of BB King
The powerful electric guitar of Jimmy Hendrix
The Combined Hardcore rock power of Iron Maiden, Metallica, and Black Sabbath featuring Ozzy Osborne
The BEER Navy singers will be singing the National Anthems of Iraq and Beer, as well as the older anthem of Greece, (not the tyrant's, but the funky one that was before the tyrant)

Beer looks forward to this event, and it is being heavily publicised throughout the Warsaw Pact. Mack is also making arrangements for his wedding to be held there, (pending the soon to be missus's approval)