SNESA - SKILORDS Never Ending Stories Apolyton

[Metaliturtle]

OOC: Civman, I invaded Spain and Portugal. )

[SKILORD]

Canada is enraged, and hurt..... very very hurt.

form the ashes rises a new leader one who beleives in Canada's destiny. John Paul Ontarias. China is Invaded through Korea and the Chinese navy is sunk in harbor. Canada is enraged and the capital is moved to Montreal. The Parliment of Canada having been completely slaughtered in the blast John Paul takes their powers too and leads the Canadians in a great Patriotic war against the agressors.

[civman2000]

Footage of the destruction in London reached America shortly after the attacks. President Gephardt, having seen poll results of 93% saying he should take action, abandoning isolationism to a certain extent if necessary. SO here he was right outside the new white house in St. Louis, giving his speech.

"Nuclear aggresssion is to be answered with nuclear aggression. Greece has so far used 9 nuclear weapons on civilian targets--" he had tears in his eyes "--killing 11.5 million innocent human beings. Spies of a nation I will not name lest they be attacked by Greece or China have managed to infiltrate the GReek High Command and locate all nuclear devices and weapons factories. All of these sites as well as all Greek military bases not near large cities currently have newly designed Intercontinental Ballistic Missle flying at them, while 100 conventional bombers are targeting those near cities. Withing ten minutes of this very moment, Greece will lose at least 20% or its military, all of its nukes, and its ability to produce more nukes. I encourage other members of the international community which we are rejoining to punish the so-called 'Axis of Evil' to take similar actions. American troops are currently on their way to liberate Madagascar, to be both a safe haven for fleeing Zulu loyalists and a free, independent nation. It is time to punish those who punish innocent civilians who have done nothing."

[civman2000]

Metaliturtle, the map includes Poland have iberia...In any case, that post is now buried so here's a new map, with a moved canadian capital, independent caribia, and the canadian invasion of china

[Metaliturtle]

To the Tyrant of Greece: Your attacks on Russia, Canada, and Japan put you in a state of war with BEER.

BEER's Missiles (non nuclear) destroy all Nuclear production facilities in Greece, as well as all nuclear storage facilities. A nuclear warhead is dropped on the Greek Uranium Field, causing a chain reaction, breaking the Uranium down into carbon. The Navy of BEER Creates a blocade at the straight of Gibraltar, and combined with the British Closing the Suez Canal, have Halted Trade with the Evil Chinese.(British have control in the Years on this, open to all maritime vessels not at war with Britain)

To China: You don't mess with Warsaw

To ALL non barbaric Nations: Please aid me in my conquest of Greece by refusing to trade with them in any way.

The Army of BEER invades Greece, taking about a third of the Greek area, including the major harbors, Greek Fleet destroyed.

Mack of BEER

[civman2000]

REALITY POLICE:
Destroying the uranium source? It's still there, but the greekes have lost access to it (let's say).

And I destroyed the greek nukes first! The fact that you consider yourself able to do so indicates that the spies I used were yours

[civman2000]

Shocking footage is revealed of Russian troops committing atrocities in Zululand. Gephardt condemns them as well, and demands an unconditional withdrawal of Russian troops within 240 hours and an official apology.

[Metaliturtle]

OOC: Or I could have had spies there already But I'll play along because I want the USA in the warsaw pact.)

[Metaliturtle]

OOC: Who's pink in south America?)

[civman2000]

yeah right, the US is still isolationist enough to stay out of any alliances other than temporary coalitions. And the pink is the Free French.

[civman2000]

where's rotten? I want to see his response to my demands!

[Metaliturtle]

OOC: And the Uranium would have broken down in real life, I asked my Advanced Placement Chemistry teacher, and he had all sorts of really funky equations to prove it.)

[civman2000]

Hey, I'm taking the IB (similar to AP but more advanced ) chem test on monday and tuesday...I agree that a significant amount may have broken down but ALL of it? And a lot of it would be still buried deep in the mines, its not as if it was all just a big lump!

[Samuel Johnson]

Camel Hussein slumped over his desk with his head in his hands. The problem with being a world leader was waiting for my turn.

"Send in my Intelligence Chief."

A round-faced, small man obsequiously entered, keeping his eyes averted from Camel as he shuffled to the chair in front of the desk.

"Pita, Pita Lorrey? Please sit down... I have heard great things about you. I understand the Spice Collective found you wandering in the desert mumbling about a black falcon and some American named Rick?"

"Yes, Master." He flicked his eyes at Camel.

"Um, you don't have to call me master, you know. We are in the early modern ages anyway."

"Yes, Master."

"Ok, whatever. Tell me, Pita, um, do you know how the Soviets managed to mobilize an expeditionary force, bring it down through the Black Sea and then land in central Africa and bring the entire Zululand to submission in less than six months?"

Pita thought for awhile. "well... the Iraqi Intelligence Agency has two possible explanations..." He paused.

"Well, spill it!"

"Um, they really don't make sense unless..."

"Tell me already."

"Well, either we are playing on a very small map which would also explain how the other nations conquer terroritory in one or two turns or... Ivan has very, very, fast ships."

Hmmm... look into the latter as I really don't understand this "small maps" theory. Whoever came up with it, though, why don't you give him his own branch. Perhaps there is a code here that needs to be cracked. Things haven't made sense to me in the past few months. I mean, for awhile I thought I was the Head Mullah and then I found myself in a mental hospital and now they tell me its 1954."

"Um, Master?"

"Yes? Speak-"

"It's really three days before 1954."

"Oh whatever, come back in a week and report."

----

One week later.

"Sir, we have discovered the source of the very fast transport ships - they make them in Australia and Sweden. They can go about 80 knots in a calm sea."

"Awesome...let's get one!"

----
Several weeks later.

Camel yelled from the stern of the Great Whore of Bablyon, "Uday, do that thing where you raise your one foot again."

Uday, streaming along on his newly designed waterskis for 80 knot cruising lifted up one leg and left out a giant BLLLATTT that could be heard even from the shore of the Tigris.

Camel, Pita, Halie and Juda laughed and laughed down the line.

Sudden, Camel went ashen. "Uday! Uday!" He tried to get Uday's attention but Uday was clowning around for the girls on the shore. "Uday! Uday! Watch out for that ---"

SPLLLAAAATTTTT....Sllliiiiiiiidddeee....Splash...

Pita looked at Camel quizically. "Master, I didn't know there were trees in the river."

[Metaliturtle]

The chain reaction would have gotten it all, especially if the nuke went down the shafts, at any rate, they will have to spend about 9 years cleaning it up (based on the 9 tiles of nukeage civ 3 gives you, 1 tile, 1 year) Also note, that the factories and storage places probably were also torched in nuclear explosions because the bombs of BEER would have set them off.