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  • #91
    To Asian Alliance:
    The United States has started unprovoked attack opon the People's Republic of China, we would appericate any help you could give to our great nation.

    To India:
    If you allow US to launch an attack opon China from your lands it will be an act of war with the People's Republic of China.
    (Secert)
    With such large numbers of US forces in your nation you can give a decessive blow to the United States army. What do you say to alliance agianst the United States?
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    • #92
      Prospective & current Asian Alliance members: Welcome! I'm sure we can all make this work. The new alliance will benefit all by uniting our manpower in case of an unprovoked attack. Hopefully it will be similar to an Asian NATO. Unfortunately our united services are required immediately. We must all ban together and condemn the US for it's unjustified aggression towards China. Should we release a statement to the rest of the world?

      Australia: For you? the dress is traditional is traditional Islamic of course!

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Jack_www
        To Asian Alliance:
        The United States has started unprovoked attack opon the People's Republic of China, we would appericate any help you could give to our great nation.

        To India:
        If you allow US to launch an attack opon China from your lands it will be an act of war with the People's Republic of China.
        (Secert)
        With such large numbers of US forces in your nation you can give a decessive blow to the United States army. What do you say to alliance agianst the United States?
        To Asian Alliance:

        The Peoples Republic of India is an undemocratic, tyrannical nation which has opressed it's people for years. Plus, theyre stealing all the trade that should rightfully be yours.
        Do you really want China being the dominant economic power in Asia? Do you really want China being able to control your people, your nation at their whims?

        To India:
        Don't worry. They won't hurt you.
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        • #94
          To the USA : The Pope calls for a peacefull solution, and begs America not to send Christian soldiers to their almost certain deaths, not to mention that China is a nuclear power.

          To China : Although you are not a Catholic nation, the Pope will defend your rights to live in peace.

          To the European Union : We should send a peacekeeping force from all member states, under Papal command, to try and prevent World War Three between USA and China.

          To the Catholics of Australia : Rise up! Fight the infidel and die as happy martyrs!

          -Jam
          1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
          That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
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          • #95
            update tomorrow

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Jamski
              To the USA : The Pope calls for a peacefull solution, and begs America not to send Christian soldiers to their almost certain deaths, not to mention that China is a nuclear power.

              To China : Although you are not a Catholic nation, the Pope will defend your rights to live in peace.

              To the European Union : We should send a peacekeeping force from all member states, under Papal command, to try and prevent World War Three between USA and China.

              To the Catholics of Australia : Rise up! Fight the infidel and die as happy martyrs!

              -Jam
              To the Pope (Secretly): Fox News has obtained evidence that your priests are abusing innocent children here in America!!!!! However, if you endorse this war of liberation, then I'll tell Murdoch to prevent it from being released. In fact, I'll run an anti-whateveryouwant report on Fox!

              To the Pope: Remember, China doesnt allow freedom of religion!
              I will not attack if China promises to cede territorial rights to TIBET and TAIWAN. This is quite simple.

              To the World: From now on, the United States recognizes Tibet and Taiwan as independant political entities.

              To the Dalai Lama: I wish to free Tibet, however if you protest this war then it will not be so. I only wish to free Tibet from imperialist Chinese rule.
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              • #97
                At the weekly religious leaders conference :

                *whispers* Hey Dalai Lama, what do you think of Tass's plan to free Tibet?
                *replies* I oppose all violence, your Holiness
                *whispers* me too

                To the USA : (not secret) I thought you had a free press, but we are displaying your last message to the world, so that everyone can see not to trust your secret facist dictatorship. We pray for your dark and evil soul, Mr President.

                -Jam
                1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
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                • #98
                  To: USA
                  From: Palestinian Authority

                  (secret)Would you like us to erm, hamper some of the Pope's plans? In exchange we would like your guarantee of recognition and safety of the Palestinian State. After all, if you recognize Tibet and Taiwan as independent states then why not us?(/secret)
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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by naervod
                    To: USA
                    From: Palestinian Authority

                    (secret)Would you like us to erm, hamper some of the Pope's plans? In exchange we would like your guarantee of recognition and safety of the Palestinian State. After all, if you recognize Tibet and Taiwan as independent states then why not us?(/secret)
                    To the Palestinian Authority:

                    (Secret) Yes. I will do this.

                    To the World:

                    I now recognize the Palestinian Authority as a sovergn political entity. I demand that Israel withdraw from all recognized Palestinian territory, or action will be taken.
                    I also announce that I am stopping all shipments of arms to Israel.

                    To the Pope:
                    Ha! That document is obviously false! You know I am a socialist, and have tried to disprove Fox News as an illegitamate news source.
                    Pope, if you wish to attempt to discredit me, at least attempt to to it consistent with my political beliefs and personality.
                    However yes, I have seen the report about your priests sexually assaulting innocent children and therefore have ordered all priests whom have done it to be shipped off back to the Vatican. We do not want your filthy priests tainting the true Catholic Church of America.

                    To the Dalai Lama:
                    I await your response (OOC: Jamski! You can't play the Dalai Lama, only Methril can!)

                    To the UN:
                    *Displays evidence of Israeli nuclear weapons program in hopes that Israel will then be in violation of the Nuclear-Nonproliferation Treaty and embargoed*
                    *Proposes a statement of condemnation*

                    ACTIONS:
                    All American news agencies jump at chance to slander Catholic Church.
                    Soldiers in Saudi Arabia gear up for war against Israel
                    10,000 more troops arrive in India.
                    India granted "COMPLETELY Favored" economic status.
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                    • To: USA
                      From: Palestinian Authority

                      (Secret)Thank you very much. Is there anything you had in mind for me to hamper the Pope's plans, or should I decide?(/secret)
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                      • Originally posted by naervod
                        To: USA
                        From: Palestinian Authority

                        (Secret)Thank you very much. Is there anything you had in mind for me to hamper the Pope's plans, or should I decide?(/secret)
                        To Palestine:
                        (Secret)You can decide. Also, you should stop calling yourself the Palestinian Auhority, and call yourself Palestine. Your becoming a full republic, not just an authority.(/Secret)
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                        • To: USA
                          From: Palestine

                          (secret)We have a plan, if you would like to hear it, I will happily send it in an encrypted transmission (PM).(/secret)
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                          • ooc: I'll be gone for an indefinite period of time, a week perhaps I really don't know. meth. can take over Indonesia

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                            • Originally posted by naervod
                              To: USA
                              From: Palestine

                              (secret)We have a plan, if you would like to hear it, I will happily send it in an encrypted transmission (PM).(/secret)
                              (Secret) Please do.
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                              • To Israel : Didn't you Jews kill Jesus? Get out of Palastine, and give it to its rightful people.

                                To Palastine : The Papal State recognises you as an independant country. Our ambassadors are on their way.

                                To The EU : Come on guys, lets stop feeling sorry for the evil Jews just because Hitler gave them a hard time. Recognise Palastine as an idnependant state.

                                To the Dalai Lama : Can you still make it for tea?

                                Personal to the US President : Socilaist! But the American people don't know that, or you'd never have been elected BTW, can you join me and the Dalai Lama for tea in Rome next week for our regular chat?

                                -Jam
                                1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                                That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                                Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                                Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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