Nuclear War XI Game Thread

[Ljube]

You murderous bastards!!!

I was trying to be a peaceful builder here!!!

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Sure, sure.

(sent)

[:) Smiley]

Ijcvetko, dontcha know that building city #5 is a death wish?

sent.

[GeneralTacticus]

Orders in from all but Boshko.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
Orders in from all but Boshko.

I seem to recall seeing that somewhere before.

[GeneralTacticus]

Report for Day 4

The number of nukes in the air hardly dropped from yesterday, with no less than 10 being launched between the remaining seven players. Boshko was the first to die, as Smiley wiped out both his remaining cities with a pair of nukes, and also razed Hercules's cities of Hiagra and Fiagra. He was then finished off as his last remaining city was hit by two nukes from Skanky Burns.

However, his death was not entirely withouit incident, as both Skanky and Smiley were destroyed by carefully targetted strikes on their surviving cities (one each), thus removing all three players from the game. Adding insult to injury, Vlad Antlerkov then dropped another nuke on the molten remnants of Skanky's once-proud capital of Vodka.

Meanwhile, one last nuke was to fly, again from Vlad Antlerkov; this one was aimed at ljcvetko, and only his recently-constructed city of I Should Have Ducked Last Round saved him from annihilation. The other two palyers were more peaceful, with both DrSpike and Spaced Cowboy working on secret projects.

Total Player Losses:

Smiley: 1 city (WASTED)
Boshko: 2 cities (WASTED)
Hercules: 3 cities (WASTED)
ljcvetko: 1 city (1 left)
Skanky Burns: 1 city (WASTED)

Remaining City List:

Smiley:
WASTED

Boshko:
WASTED

DrSpike:
- 4 cities (Jamski, Skanky, Theben, Spaced Cowboy)

Hercules:
WASTED

Jamski:
WASTED

Jonny:
WASTED

ljcvetko:
- 1 city (Invincible)

Skanky Burns:
WASTED

Space Cowboy:
- 4 cities (Doc is my beeatch, Doc must die, Everybody nuke Doc, We Love Skanky Day)

Theben:
WASTED

Vlad Antlerkov:
- 3 cities (Space Cowboy, Skanky Burns, DrSpike)

[Ljube]

Please spare me!!! I swear a pact to serve you all guys!!! Just leave me be!

[Spaced Cowboy]

Hmmm... What to do? What to do??? Shcent!

[Skanky Burns]

Well, my goal of removing Herc worked like a charm. Have at thee!!!
Although it seems to have come at a price.

[:) Smiley]

Re: Report for Day 4

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
Total Player Losses:
DrSpike:
- 4 cities (Jamski, Skanky, Theben, Spaced Cowboy)
Space Cowboy:
- 4 cities (Doc is my beeatch, Doc must die, Everybody nuke Doc, We Love Skanky Day)

Reverse psychology?

[Skanky Burns]

You missed

Vlad Antlerkov:
- 3 cities (Space Cowboy, Skanky Burns, DrSpike)

At least the three cities named after me are still around. My legacy lives on!

[:) Smiley]

The reference was that Spaced was telling everyone to nuke Doc, yet no one has yet.

[Skanky Burns]

Ahh, mine was that Spike has Spaced in his list, Spaced has Spike and Vlad has both of them. They probably don't want to nuke "themselves", as it were.

[:) Smiley]

Puts a whole new level to MAD.

[GeneralTacticus]

Report for Day 5

Today was relatively uneventful, with ljcvetko and Vlad Antlerkov working on secret projects, while DrSpike launched a full spread of 4 nukes at Spaced Cowboy, who chose an opportune moment to hide in his bunker. The nukes impacted harmlessly, and the turn ended. Shortly afterwards, ljcvetko announced that he would be renaming his last surviving city to Woodstock.

Total Player Losses:

None.

Remaining City List:

Smiley:
WASTED

Boshko:
WASTED

DrSpike:
- 4 cities (Jamski, Skanky, Theben, Spaced Cowboy)

Hercules:
WASTED

Jamski:
WASTED

Jonny:
WASTED

ljcvetko:
- 1 city (Woodstock)

Skanky Burns:
WASTED

Space Cowboy:
- 4 cities (Doc is my beeatch, Doc must die, Everybody nuke Doc, We Love Skanky Day)

Theben:
WASTED

Vlad Antlerkov:
- 3 cities (Space Cowboy, Skanky Burns, DrSpike)