Nuke War X: "Many fish, small bowl." Game Thread

[Spaced Cowboy]

Day 5: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Ah, ICS, the dream. Vlad wants it badly as he build the city of Snood.

Smiley starts the day off with a 2 nuke launch at Thizbin, while Thizbean sends four of his sky fish to Vlad.

Jonny steps up to his launch control, presses the button, and sends four towards Vlad, but instead of heading to their target, they all collide with each other, doing no damage.

A spy with matches with "TheeeBean" written on the cover was killed trying to escape the "Jonny" compound.

City list
Smiley ACOL, Counterglow, CFC
Theben Duck, Ducq, Goose
Vlad Antlerkov Snood
Jonny Alpha, Bravo, Charlie
Boshko WASTED
GeneralTacticus WASTED
Jamski WASTED
Hercules WASTED
Skanky Burns WASTED
DrSpike WASTED

Now accepting orders for turn 6.

[DrSpike]

Theben nuked Vlad and his spy stopped Jonny finishing him off? Man the standard has dropped since my unfortunate exit.

[Skanky Burns]

I got a laugh out of that effort too.

[Theben]

Oops. Well with 5 cities I was expecting a massive strike on me. And I knew that Smiley had already used his stockpile. If Jonny had nuked me you all would've been marveling at my prowess!

[Spaced Cowboy]

Oh, I'm marveling all right.

[Theben]

Well the way I look at it Vlad owes me a favor, seeing as I kept him alive and all... right?

[Jonny]

My evil plans, once again foiled. I was trying to do you a favor, Theben, by knocking off Vlad, but if this is how you repay me...

*orders sent momentarily*

[:) Smiley]

orders sent.

[Theben]

Nice, friendly plans sent.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

[b]Day 6: "Duck, Duck, Goose!" [begin bad movie intro] In a world where no one builds any cities....[/end bad movie intro]. Yes no one built any cities this turn which usually means nukes are flying...and they are.

Vlad, Smiley, and Jonny decide that they've had enough of Thizbin as all three launch 2 nukes a piece at him. Thesboon managed to get the deflector up before they hit redirecting 3 of them back towards Smiley. the end result is that Theszzzbuioin and Smiley are out of the game.

City list
Vlad Antlerkov Snood
Jonny Alpha, Bravo, Charlie
Boshko WASTED
GeneralTacticus WASTED
Jamski WASTED
Hercules WASTED
Skanky Burns WASTED
DrSpike WASTED
Smiley WASTED
Theben WASTED

Orders now accepted for Turn 7.

Something will be terribly wrong if Jonny does not win this one.

[Skanky Burns]

Gee, who would have though Tebhen would be the target that round?

[:) Smiley]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
City list
Vlad Antlerkov Snood
Jonny Alpha, Bravo, Charlie

Something will be terribly wrong if Jonny does not win this one.

Unless Vlad has a stockpile he hasn't used (possible turn 4 secret project?), I can't see a situation othewise.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy


Something will be terribly wrong if Jonny does not win this one.

I won with 1 city versus ADG's 4. No stockpile either.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Key word is ADG.