Mafia XV - It's death Jam, but not as we know it...

[Skanky Burns]

Poor clueless Spikie.

I'll wait and see if any clues are posted before making my vote. At least the precious whiskey is safe now.

[Jamski]

The whiskey is there as a reward for me

-Jam

[Skanky Burns]

So are you actually a character in this one again? Or did the JM thing make you rethink that idea?
/me pours a whiskey for Jam.
/me gets bored of waiting for Jam to arrive and downs it himself.

[Jamski]

Well, I was thinking of making myself the ship's computer, but I thought it would confuse Jon too much, so I let Holly have that role

-Jam

[DrSpike]

I just noticed the full title of the thread.

[Skanky Burns]

How ya gonna drink me scotch den?

[Kassiopeia]

I'll wait and see if any clues are posted before making my vote.

Indeed. Sadistic heads of security can't have too many friends, so there are probably lots of people with a motive, too.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Whatever happened to bolding the name of the victim in the story?

I got a clue:

MAFIA - a clue
Whatever was used to age Tuberski 5,000 years had two interesting qualities - it must have been a delayed action, and Tuberski must have failed to notice it being "applied"...

-Jam

[Jamski]

I just noticed the full title of the thread.

/me takes a bow as winner of the "Bad Pun Thread Title Award 2004" *

How ya gonna drink me scotch den?

Wrong accent, you're played by Whoopi Goldberg

-Jam

[Guynemer]

MAFIA - a clue
The officers on the ASS Apolyton are paid three times as much as the enlisted men, and they get more holidays.

-Jam

As Intelligence Officer, I have absolutely no ****ing idea whatsoever to make of that.

However, given the nature of Tuberski's demise, I suspect our good Doctor.

[Urban Ranger]

Somebody offed Tuberski? There must be a higher power! My pleas have been answered.

Whoever he is, I don't want to kill him, I want to worship the floor he walked on!

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by Guynemer

MAFIA - a clue
The officers on the ASS Apolyton are paid three times as much as the enlisted men, and they get more holidays.

-Jam

As Intelligence Officer ... I suspect our good Doctor.

Oh yes, very intelligent. Someone dies a mysterious death and you want to throw our only doctor out an airlock.

[Mart]

It looks like officers might be out of suspicion according to that last clue. It's going to be tough one...

[gjramsey]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
* Skanky Burns slips some "compound 43" into GJRamsey's drink.
It beats the detection algorithms every time.

[gjramsey]

Is there anyone on this crew that is not an officer? and, of course, I mean anyone else besides me??