Mafia XV - It's death Jam, but not as we know it...

[Jamski]

She'll be here within hours. I have the "Nervon X" formula ready I'd better put the kettle on for her...

Yeah, best to let HongHu vote, since it's her life in danger.

-Jam

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Jamski
1.) He's not a earthling
2.) As a hologram, his vote won't count against you (unless we have another quitter, then you can engineer a solid form for him)

-Jam

Oh what more can I say about these holograms that are invented by the backward earthlings.

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Jamski
Some people *looks up the thread* prefer posting to voting
-Jam

You got to give an alien sometime to become adjusted to the environment first don't you think?

Plus I'm saving my vote in case I can still save myself by voting Frozzy.

[FlameFlash]

I actually got a clue!

As you watched DrSpike spin off into space, you tried to read his lips and he seemed to be saying something about his "...work being finished like a real mess, the bastard..."

Now... who is the ship's janitor?

[Jamski]

Name

Voted for :



rah

Frozzy



HongHu

Frozzy



alva

Frozzy



Guynemer

Frozzy



Jonny

Frozzy



Zopperoni

HongHu



Theben

-



Kassiopeia

HongHu



FlameFlash

-



Scatty Bums

Kassiopeia



ADG

alva



General Ludd

HongHu



Spiffor

-



Jon Miller

HongHu



Frozzy
HongHu

That brings HongHu and Frozzy level, and Mrs Jamski's mum (and Mrs J) had me digging the garden all day, and now I have to be social all evening....

-Jam

[DrSpike]

You make it sound like a chore.

[Skanky Burns]

Alas poor Jam.

But we had better keep on topic. I hope we can weed out however Jamski has planted as the mafia.

[DrSpike]

Bad......pun........overload. Must......kill..........Skanky.

[rah]

Too bad you're not still alive to do anything about it.

[FlameFlash]

I'll go Frozzy just because HongHu should at least have one round to live this game...

Who would be the janitor on the ship, or the closest thing to it?

[General Ludd]

It's up to Theben and Spiffor to vote for the parasite Honghu, now.

[Hercules]

There is still a lot of illogic going on.

Am't I a heavenly body in this.

[Jamski]

Ok, the time HAS to be out now.

Sorry for the chaos - blame those Christians who invented Easter. Better yet, find the bloke responsible and nail him to a plank. That'll teach him to try and disrupt our Holy Mafia game

Episode 8 : Please Ensure Your Seatbelts Are Fastened.

So it was that against the wise advice of the greatest detective who's name ends with "tko", that Frozzy was ordered by General Ludd to escort himself to the airlock and throw himself out.

Which he did.

However, if Frozzy had survived the freezing vaccum of space for more than a few seconds, he would have been pleased to know that General Ludd, less than half an hour later, would suddenly age thousands of years in the middle of a conversation with Alva, who took over the running of the ship. Jonny was promoted to the new first officer, and the crew had to vote once more on who the killer was.

Sorry for the lack of story, I'm typing this while the evil womanfolk are at the shops (No breakfast yet, at 11 o'clock, and already forced to collect all the garden cuttings and take them to the dump)

-Jam

[Jamski]

Name

Position

Status



rah

Entertainments Officer

Alive



Hercules

Captain

Dead - Crew



gjramsey

Navigation Engineer

Dead - superannuated



GhengisFarb

Holodeck Engineer

Dead - became HongHu



HongHu

Attractive Alien Female

Alive



alva

2nd Officer

Alive


Tuberski

Head of Security

Dead - superannuated



Guynemer

Intelligence Officer

Alive


Jonny

3rd Officer

Alive


Zopperoni

Aide to Captain Hercules

Alive


Theben

Weapons Officer

Alive


Kassiopeia

Shuttle Pilot

Alive


Doc

Medical Officer

Dead - crew



FlameFlash

Ship's Chaplain

Alive


Mart7x5

Chief Engineer

Dead - superannuated



Scatty Bums

Recreational Operations Engineer

Alive


Vlad Antlerkov

Communications Officer

Dead - neck broken



ADG

Food Prep Assistant

Alive


General Ludd

1st Officer

Dead - superannuated



Urban Ranger

Hull Maintainance Techicican

Dead - crew



Spiffor

Federation Government
Representative

Alive


Jon Miller

Data Sorting Officer

Alive


Frozzy
Security Guard

Dead - crew

-Jam

[Skanky Burns]

Clues?