Mafia XIII - Death is an unlucky number on Friday on the Nile (part 2)

[Mart]

I think that both "7" were just because of Duke slipped first in one direction from the chair and then the balance of his body moved him into another direction - he probably held his both arms on the armchairs.... Thus angle between two vectors of his body movement painted two "7" with blood of a dying man trying so desperately hold to life...... using both hands on armchairs
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i have to leave now, in case if it's needed, remember my conclusion about Golf Players!!!!!!

[Vlad Antlerkov]

I'm breaking with tradition and voting mart7x5, because he's being slow to vote. We shouldn't have this many inactives in the late rounds. Also because he's a fraud who poops his pants.

(seriously, you should check out that link.)

[duke o' york]

That would be 2, 5, 7 or 35 straws clutched at?

[gjramsey]

This is 2 mafia kills in a row with the same method. Did the village get lucky, and take one or two mafia out? Or has there been just one all along?

[Jamski]

I like your theories, village, but they all point to different killers. And I assume that a 7 looks like a proper 7 with a stroke through it, if you think that could be important. I always assume a 7 has a stroke through it.

Or they could just be the twitchs Duke made before his brain was pulped

Name

Voted for :



01) Zopperoni





02) Spaced Cowboy

Felch



03) Ghengis Farb
Felch



04) Theben
Ghengis Farb



05) Vlad Antlerkov
Mart7x5



06) Skanky Burns
Felch



07) Kassiopeia




08) Doc
Felch



09) Felch




10) ADG
Felch



11) Mart7x5
Spaced Cowboy

Edited to include Vlad's vote

Looks grim for the local car mechanic

-Jam

[gjramsey]

Looks like Jamski missed Vlad's vote for Mart7x5

[Jamski]

Looks like I did

I'll edit it in.

-Jam

[Kassiopeia]

Grim? I do believe there's already a decisive majority, but I'll vote Felch anyway.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by mart7x5
Before his death Tuberski voted like at least three times for Spaced Cowboy, he also told that one of the clues indicated him.
Spaced Cowboy seems to docpile often - bored mafia???

Spaced Cowboy is my vote

Sure NOW they start to listen.



ACK!

[Theben]

Current standing:

EDIT: Now Jamsk does his chart. Why did I bother?

[Jamski]

Oh, and you realise what this means... Felch cannot be saved, so let's proceed to :

Scene 15 : The 12th Day

"Look at these marks," said ADG "They look like sevens."

The villagers looked.

"They look more like eights to me," said Felch

The marks were pretty blurred.

"I think they must be the letter "F", written backwards," opined Doc.
"Who's name starts with an F?" asked Theben.
"Mine does," said Felch eagerly "But who's name has a seven in it?"
"Mart7x5... of course!" exclaimed Vlad.

The villagers quickly voted, and it was soon decided that Felch was the guilty killer.

"Let's get this done before lunch" said ADG, "And then I can go fishing in the afternoon"
"I'll make up an nice brandy sauce to serve it in" said Skanky
"And I'll try and catch some rabbits or something so we can have some meat," said Theben

"Hey!" said Felch, who had just arrived "Quit talking about food. What are the voting results?"

"Forget the rabbits, Theban" said Spaced Cowboy "Let's get him!"

The starving villagers fell on Felch with a fury and he was soon completely eaten up.

Theben burped "Meat is meat, eh lads?"

And they all agreed that Felch was the most tasty person they had eaten that week.

It is now night again.

-Jam

[Theben]

We're Alive, but at what cost, gentlemen... at what cost?

[Jamski]

Scene 16 : The 12th Night

The villagers stayed that night in Skanky's Bar. Although they were sure that the killer had finally been caught and digested, they felt safer when they stuck together. Skanky put all the drinks on the house and let everyone sleep it off in his rooms upstairs.

During the night the sound of 10 men snoring in a drunken stupor was replaced by the sound of 8 men snoring, which in its turn was replaced by 9 men snoring. Noone heard this of course.

"Breakfast is ready!" shouted Skanky from the kitchen "Come and get it!"

The villagers sat down in the bar to eat Skanky's excellent scrambled eggs and fresh river trout.

"Yum" said Spaced Cowboy "This is really what I needed"
"Where's Zopperoni?" asked Kassiopeia?

The villagers put down thier knifes and forks.

"Oh crap," said Skanky "Not again..."

Together the villagers went upstairs and opened the door to Zopperoni's room. There was mud all over the floor, and Zopperoni lay right in the middle of it.

"Has he been...?" Doc started to ask...
"Strangled? Yep," interrupted Vlad "With apron strings from Skanky's kitchen if I'm not mistaken"
"I think its the tea-tray embedded in his skull that did for him though," commented Theben.
"Oh really?" chipped in Doc sarcastically "Great detective work, Sherlock"
Theben reached for his knife, and remembered that Tuberski still hadn't given it back.
"Looking for this?" asked Skanky "I found it in the kitchen"
Theben reached for his knife, but Skanky pulled it away from him, accidentally catching ADG.
"Watch out, you fool!" said Doc "He's bleeding!"
"You bastard!" said ADG and picked up a chair and swung it at Skanky, who ducked. ADG hit Vlad full in the face instead.
Vlad went down, flailing his arms for support and catching Ghengis's tie, half strangling him as he fell over. The others soon pitched in to the full scale brawl.

By the time they were done, breakfast was cold, and the whole village was bleeding and bruised.
"You've got a lovely black eye" Spaced Cowboy told ADG.
"Pah, I think your nose is broken, he replied"

It is now day, and the voting may commence

-Jam

[Jamski]

Name

Job

Status



01) Zopperoni

Butler to DoY

dead - strangled and
beaten  by the mafia



02) HongHu

Teacher

dead - village



03) Spaced Cowboy

Cattle Rancher

alive


04) Rasputin

Priest

dead - village



05) FlameFlash

Altar Boy

dead - strangled and beaten by
the mafia



06) Frozzy

Unemployed Alchoholic

dead - village



07) Jon Miller

Librarian

dead - village



08) Tuberski

Vet

dead - village



09) MrBaggins
Tabacconist

dead - burnt alive



10) Ghengis Farb
Amature Landscape Painter

alive


11) GJRamsey
Author

dead - village



12) Theben
Butcher

alive


13) Alva
Retired Major

dead - shot in the rain by the
mafia



14) Vlad Antlerkov
Postman

alive


15)CapitanGarlic
Greengrocer

dead - village



16) Drogue
Stable boy

dead - strangled and beaten by
the mafia



17) Skanky Burns
Barkeeper

alive


18) Kassiopeia
Reindeer Farmer

alive


19) Spiffor
Baker's Apprentice

dead - village



20) Doc
Doctor

alive


21) Rah
Tavern Owner

dead - strangled



22) MattH
Police Constable

dead - beaten and strangled by
the mafia



23) Chaunk
Golf Caddy

dead - killed by the mafia -
strangled and beaten with a golf club.



24) Felch
Mechanic

dead - village



25) Guynemer
Fisherman

dead - strangled and burnt alive



26) ADG
Fisherman's brother

alive


27) Mart7x5
Carpenter

alive


28) Duke of York
Local Landowner

dead - strangled and beaten by
the mafia

Clues enroute to a PM box near you!

-Jam

[gjramsey]

another great write-up!