Nuclear War VIII

[DrSpike]

Yeah and 30 seconds per post! Must be hell for you.

[Jamski]

Boing! Catch THAT nuke Spaced

Orders sended, BTW.

(and 90 seconds IS a PITA)

-Jam

[Spaced Cowboy]

sended

[Skanky Burns]

Don't you know it, Spikie.

[GeneralTacticus]

Report for 21st of March 2004

Jamski was completely destroyed this turn, as both Skanky Burns and Spaced Cowboy alunched nukes at him. Although he expected to survive and pass two nukes of Spaced, he had not been counting on Skanky's spy, who amnaged to insert a day off into the schedule for his deflection systems when the nukes arrived, leaving him defenceless.

Meanwhile, Hercules built the city of Varoom, and Doc and Vlad Antlerkov were working on secret projects.

Total Player Losses:

Jamski: 3 cities (WASTED)

Remaining City List:

Doc:
4 cities (Prime, Whole, Real, hot)

Spaced Cowboy:
4 cities (No, Kill, I, Jamski's Beyatch)

Skanky Burns:
4 cities (Thief, SMAC, Tibia, Morrowind)

Jamski:
WASTED

MrBaggins:
2 cities (Mecca, Jerusalem)

Vlad Antlerkov:
4 cities (Patriot Act, tax Cuts, Why Do You Hate Antlerkovistan So Much?, Objectively Pro-Evil)

Hercules:
5 cities (Gloom, Doom, Boom, Zoom, Varoom)

[Skanky Burns]

I used a spy on Jamski. What happened to that?

[GeneralTacticus]

It didn't make it my orders file, for some reason; the report has been amended to take it into account.

[Jamski]

BOING! Catch these

More orders sended

-Jam

[DrSpike]

I don't get it. If the shields were up it should be 2 losses to both Jamski and SC. If they were down then Jamski is toast.

It looks like SC received Skanky's spy on the write-up.

[GeneralTacticus]

You're right... this has been a very confused turn. Teach me to forget parts of people's orders. Sorry Jamski.

[Jamski]

Damn.

Toasted in the second pass.

-Jam

[Skanky Burns]

Much better.

Err, no offence Jam.

[Jamski]

Shame you did that really. Otherwise it was a classic use of the deflector.

-Jam

[Spaced Cowboy]

Sent,

Totally Happening Cool Doods Rule!

[DrSpike]

Hmm, I'm a little confused. Looking over the earlier reports SC built a city first turn when Jamski stockpiled, then sabotaged Jamski's strike next turn. Since he built first turn how did he have a spy? It could have been someone else's spy, but not Cowboy's.

There seems lots of confusion in this game. I haven't sent orders since I can't work out who might have what. I propose we do not process the turn as normal until this has been cleared up.