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  • HTML 'poly 5-a-side football THE GAME

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    Jampitch
    
    
    
    
    Left Pitch (a) Yellow Team Goal (centre pitch) (b) Right Pitch (c)
    Yellow Defense (1) Hueij Yellow Defense (1)
    Yellow Attack (2) Duke

    Yellow Attack (2)
    Midfield (3) Alva Zopperoni Doc(*) Urban Midfield (3)
    Red Attack (4)
    Skanky

    Raz

    Red Attack (4)
    Red Defense (5) Frozzy
    Spaced
    Red Defense (5)
    Left Pitch (a) Red Team Goal (centre pitch) (b) Right Pitch (c)
    The players are ready to kick-off. Doc has the ball in the centre circle.

    Captains, I await your orders.

    Teams, your captains await your orders.

    Possible orders :
    • Run to a1, b2 etc
    • Intercept Doc, Raz etc
    • Tackle Doc, Raz etc.
    • Pass to Doc Raz etc (with the ball)
    • Dribble to a1, b2 etc (with the ball)
    • Shoot (with the ball, must be in once of the three squares next to the goal)
    • Beat the keeper to score (with the ball, next to the goal as above)
    • Stand still.
    • Mark a player (move if they move)


    I think that was all.

    -Jam
    1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
    That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
    Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
    Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

  • #2
    Could you give an actual example of an order?
    Or is it just the one of the above? Sorry I'm a bit confused.
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • #3
      Good to see that we've changed from yellow to orange. We'll be playing total football and making a mockery of the opposition before you can say "And they join these special football schools straight from the womb and are only allowed to eat pasta?"

      We're looking a bit lightweight on the left hand side. I may well find myself having to switch at this early stage. Still, all our players can play anywhere (but especially Barcelona).

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      • #4
        Should we sent orders to the captain? That means that we can't play renegade.

        I was thinking the captain basically sets the pattern, but the actual execution is left to the individuals. (as is custom with saterday/sunday footie .)
        "tactics??? We have tactics now"
        * drinks from pint and throws away *** while entering the pitch *

        There's a reason we call it Cafe-football
        Well, the captain is obliged to pass on the orders accurrately, and make up (humerous) orders for lazy people for two reasons.

        1.) It keeps the game faster.
        2.) It makes a LOT less work for me.
        3.) It gives the captains some fun

        Could you give an actual example of an order?
        Or is it just the one of the above? Sorry I'm a bit confused.
        Well, three examples from your current position :

        Tackle Doc - if Doc then ran with the ball, you would end in the square he is in now (c2), with the ball. He would be in the square he was running to, without the ball. If he passed, you would hack him down and you would both be in c2 still.

        Intercept Skanky - you would run to Skanky's square and if Doc chose to "Pass to Skanky" you would get the ball. If Doc didn't pass to Skanky, you would just move to that square. Its possible Skanky moves too, then you would follow him around.

        Run to (a2) - you would simply run to (a2)

        Mark Doc - instead of tackling or intercepting a player with the ball, you can just follow them. If Doc moved to (b4) you would move to b4 too.

        Ok, that was 4 examples. Clear?

        -Jam
        1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
        That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
        Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
        Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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        • #5
          Good to see that we've changed from yellow to orange.
          Its Gold Team, not Dutch team

          But Aphollyland is probably a good team name

          -Jam
          1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
          That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
          Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
          Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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          • #6
            In the case of Doc electing to pass, what happens in the case UR tackles and I intercept?

            Is it a foul or a turnover then?

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            • #7
              Both. You would get the ball, and UR would then hack Doc over.

              -Jam
              1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
              That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
              Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
              Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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              • #8
                But would a foul be called for? Would UR get booked with possession going back to Doc's team?

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                • #9
                  Depends how often UR did it.
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                  1st foul Ref is blind
                  2nd foul Ref is blind
                  3rd foul Free kick
                  4th foul Yellow card
                  5th foul Red card
                  And I'm the ref, so watch it.

                  -Jam
                  1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                  That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                  Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                  Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                  • #10
                    Is that the point where dices come in?
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    • #11
                      Is that the point where dices come in?
                      Crosspost, right?

                      -Jam
                      1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                      That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                      Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                      Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                      • #12
                        Could you do something complicated, like Doc kicks the ball into C3 while Ras runs into the square trying to get the ball?
                        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                        • #13
                          I think we should keep it simple these first rounds. It allows us to explore the game and extract issues to improve.

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                          • #14
                            How far can you run? Into any adjacent square?
                            (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                            (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                            (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Jamski


                              Crosspost, right?

                              -Jam
                              Yep.

                              Still, it could be a solution.

                              Even as far ad to wether the ref. is blind or not. If we KNOW he will be blind the first two times, then tactics might be played out accordingly.
                              Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                              Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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