Mafia XI - The Quick and the Dead are all mortal...

[duke o' york]

You know, if I was
(a) actually playing in this game, and
(b) still alive,
then I'd definitely vote for Thibblin.

[Hercules]

Maybe the Mafia have got Frozzy.

[Chaunk]

Skanky Burns -> Zopperoni
Rasputin -> TheBean
CaptainGarlic -> Chaunk
Spiffor -> Chaunk
Vlad Antlerkov -> FlameFlash
Theburn -> Rasputin
Jamski -> Chaunk
Jon Miller -> Jamski
Kassiopeia -> Jamski
Hercules -> Chaunk
rah -> Chaunk
Chaunk -> rah
Tuberski -> Chaunk
Drogue -> Rasputin
Jonny -> Chaunk
Zopperoni -> Chaunk
FlameFlash -> Rasputin

Hence:
Chaunk -> 8
Rasputin -> 3
Jamski -> 2
FlameFlash -> 1
Zopperoni -> 1
rah -> 1
Thighben -> 1

And Guynemer and GhengisFarb are yet to vote. Frozzy is obviously waiting for thier votes, just to see if that makes a difference

*begins the long stoll out of the villiage*

[CapitanGarlic]

You never know just what two votes might do. Miracles can happen--you'd still be dead, but they may happen.

[Spiffor]

I don't know. If Guynemer and GhengisFarb are given 3 votes each by an act of god, and if they vote for Rasputin, Chaunk may be saved

[rah]

Yes, thanks for playing our game, Please, come again.

[Frozzy]

Pah... you incompetant fools obviously have no idea what timezones are I was sleeping for the past 30 or so posts

Chapter 6

"This is getting out of hand," said rah... "Soon enough we won't have enough people to repopulate!"

"Erm... considering the lack of females in the village in the first place it would be extremely tough to repopulate, and now we just killed our resident shovel practitioner, IVF is out of the window as well," answered Chaunk

"You seem very up to date in all this medical riff-raff," said Theben "I may be aging, but I'd say YOU are the Mafia! Everyone knows medical people are experts with shovels!"

Chaunk sealed his own fate and was hung.

[Guynemer]

Originally posted by Chaunk
And Guynemer and GhengisFarb are yet to vote. Frozzy is obviously waiting for thier votes, just to see if that makes a difference

*begins the long stoll out of the villiage*

Let the records show that I did indeed vote, and it was for GhengisFarb.

[Tuberski]

Sure you did, "Doctor".........

ACK!

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Frozzy
Pah... you incompetant fools obviously have no idea what timezones are I was sleeping for the past 30 or so posts

No but we are competent enough to spell it correctly.

[Guynemer]

Originally posted by Guynemer
Were we not going to docpile GhengisFarb for derailing the surprise docpile of last turn?

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Chaunk

And Guynemer and GhengisFarb are yet to vote. Frozzy is obviously waiting for thier votes, just to see if that makes a difference

I voted and bolded my vote as per the rules on 04-03-2004 12:11.

Don't know why you missed it, my vote was discussed by Jamski afterwards. Will try to make it more obvious in the future so Jamski gets all the votes coming to him.

[Frozzy]

Chapter 7 (note - this is a English (British) translation)

The ground was clear. The calamity of the previous evening had dissapeared. A rag swept across the village green, as though the town were deserted. GhengisFarb was feeling extremely cantankerous on this mmorning in particular, mainly due to the fact he consumed one too many beers the night before while celebrating the offing of the Mafia with Guynemer. He was going to visit Jamski, as he needed some flour from his windmill if he was going to be able too cook a cake in time for the village party that afternoon.

On the way, he decided to visit Vlad Antlerkov's house, hoping to get his broom returned to him after Vlad borrowed it all those years ago. Suddenly, the heavens opened, and he rushed under Vlad's balcony, hoping to get inside before he got completely drenched and wouldn't have the time to make the cake.

Unfortunantly for Ghengis, he didn't realise that he would have to go into Vlad's-house-***-morgue, and thus uttered the clichéd words of "Oh my god! He's dead!" when he noticed Vlad with two bullet holes in his head, a football between his legs.

[Spiffor]

Is it me, or GhengisFarb always seem to be near the victims at the most inopportune of moments?

[alva]

/me puts a white blinding light onto Vlad to guide him into heaven...don't be affraid Vlad...you do have a greencard don't you, 'cause otherwise you are scr*w*d