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  • Originally posted by rah

    Originally posted by duke o' york
    We're waiting for Kass to give us a report on how I died.
    "playing in an MP game with Ming, War4 and RAH"
    Well, at least I went quickly then. My gravestone will read "Caught on the hop by crusaders he thought were allied to him".

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    • Tuber!!!
      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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      • Originally posted by Tuberski
        I'm baaackk!






        Welcome back... where have you been?
        This space is empty... or is it?

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        • My work computer had Poly filtered. But, I've got DSL at home now!!!!

          WooHoo!

          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • How cruel...
            This space is empty... or is it?

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            • This is why capitalism is bad [/Tassadar]

              -Jam
              1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
              That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
              Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
              Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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              • It was my own fault, they obviously could tell that Apolyton was being accessed WAY too much!



                ACK!
                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                • Hehe just befriend the guy in charge of the logs and make him understand that 'Poly is essential to your wellbeing and thus, by extension, your productivity.

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                  • I did, he refused.

                    Besides they put a filter on the system.

                    ACK!
                    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                    • Well, next time just kill him. Mafia-style.
                      Talent Optional

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                      • I didn't have a ten foot pole.



                        But it's time to get back to the game. I'll be on the next one

                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • Act Three (cont.)

                          The votes had been tallied. It was time for the nobility in exile, duke o' york, to die. Without any further delay, the Lord himself took the knife he was now carrying with him at all times and slashed the Duke's throat open.

                          "We should have let him choose, for crying out loud", Skanky Burns protested.

                          "Bah. We can't pick the way the Mafia kills us either", Vovan said. The villagers nodded in agreement.

                          Zopperoni sighed. "Something not so bloody the next time, I hope, I'm the one who has to clean up here."

                          "You should have the time now that your other master is dead", Jon Miller pointed out.

                          "And like his throat, my paycheck has been cut too", the butler scoffed.

                          Act Four

                          The villagers were now expecting the next move of the Mafia, rather than hoping for the killing to end. In fact, some were speculating that since there were two methods being used, there were actually two killers on the run. Since there was nothing material to prove it, no one suggested executing two villagers should a new corpse turn out, since there was after all only one murder a night.

                          HongHu was heading out to the food shop when Lord Jon ran out from his house crying "It's the Mafia!"

                          ADG emerged from his shop as the Lord explained: "We need to assemble the tribunal again. I just found a body in my bathroom."

                          "Whose is it?" HongHu asked.

                          "It's - I don't know, I didn't take the time to look", Jon replied.

                          When the three arrived in Jon's bathroom, the corpse was lying on the floor, it's face in a small puddle of blood.

                          "Hmmm... This one was impaled too?" ADG wondered, looking at the stains. "Hang on, what's that on the floor, next to him?" On the white floor, was a shape drawn in blood. "It looks like an L, I think", he observed. "L as in Lord", he continued and looked at Jon.

                          "Nonsense. That'd be far too obvious wouldn't it. In my bathroom of all places! I'm being set up here! He's been strangled, brought here, and then the murderer's let out some blood to write that L shape."

                          "Or, he's bitten his own tongue and used the blood to leave us a clue while being strangled. Guynemer can tell us."

                          "Hah! He's out for my blood, I'd reckon, or maybe he's the killer himself. No one can be trusted any longer. Besides, if the victim has written it, the killer didn't notice it and clean it up! And I would have had all the time in the world to remove it."

                          "Or so you want us to think! We'll see what the villagers think - themselves - at the tribunal. I wonder if that pitchfork you confiscated ended up in poor Vlad's backside too," HongHu said.

                          While Jon and HongHu had this exchange, ADG had flipped the body around. It was Pave.

                          Alive
                          Name
                          Vote
                          &nbsp
                          Name
                          Vote
                          ADGN/A&nbspGuynemerN/A
                          Skanky BurnsN/A&nbspZopperoniN/A
                          HerculesN/A&nbspRahN/A
                          GhengisFarbN/A&nbspThebenN/A
                          JamskiN/A&nbspFlameFlashADG
                          AlvaN/A&nbspCapitanGarlicN/A
                          Spaced CowboyN/A&nbspVovanN/A
                          HongHuN/A&nbspFrozzyN/A
                          Jon MillerN/A&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp
                          Dead
                          Name
                          Cause of Death
                          &nbsp
                          Name
                          Cause of Death
                          JonnyMafia (Impalement) - R1&nbspDrogueVillage - R1
                          SpifforMafia (Suffocation) - R2&nbspDrSpikeVillage - R2
                          Vlad AntlerkovMafia (Impalement) - R3&nbspDuke o' yorkVillage - R3
                          PaveMafia (Suffocation) - R4&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp
                          Village Status
                          &nbsp
                          Votes
                          Day
                          &nbsp1) ADG - 1
                          Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                          • It was HongHu AGAIN! I saw it from beyond the grave.

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                            • Act Four was rather difficult to write, so it might feel a bit half-assed. I haven't personally strangled a person, so the dynamics of the situation I described may ring untrue to those of us who have.

                              I'm also taking some liberties this time and equating strangulation with suffocation to make my life somewhat easier. It's all about halting one's breathing, anyway.
                              Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                              • It's all the same to Pave I'm sure.

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