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One thousand and ten, one thousand and twenty, one thousand and thirty. Hercules finished counting the days receipts and put the 1030 euros into the bank safe. Yesterday he could have left them on the counter for there had never been a robbery in the village since as far back as anyone could remember, but today after that terrible murder, everything had changed.
What worries me, thought Hercules was the swift burial. We never got the full autopsy report and more importantly we never got the chance to make sausages, meat pies or hamburgers.
Some of the villagers seem to believe it is Drogue but is it possible just because Drogue wanted the farms. Yes it is.
Anyway the village needed a co-operative bank, with a caring investment policy not a bank that invested heavily in the arms industry.On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZationComment
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Hercules, can't you get rid of that annoying blue text...
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Hmm... a pitchfork. A farmers weapon, but probably too obvious to be one of the farmers. However, a roming hunter like alva could easily have taken one from one of the farms.Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - KuciwalkerComment
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Looks like I'm gone
Oh well. Though why would a banker kill someone, surely he'd pay someone to do it for him? And a farmer? It's not like I could stand to get dirt on my pristine suit. Deary me no. Silly villiagers. Have fun with little mafia. My legacy should be able to keep him going for quite some time 
These silly cretins wouldn't know the look of organised crime if it were placed on a pitchfork and rammed through their middles...Last edited by Drogue; February 21, 2004, 09:05.Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - KuciwalkerComment
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Go out in style.
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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I'll blame alva, just to take some heat off Drogue
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Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.Comment
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Nice Jamski
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The omens don't good for me...
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Joining the Docpile DrogueWe're sorry, the voices in my head are not available at this time. Please try back again soon.Comment
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I vote for Jon Miller as he's in a leadership/law enforcemtent position and its tradition to vote them off.
Plus, it's his JOB to prevent this kind of stuff from happening and he doesn't appear to be doing his job very well.
Sweepstakes picks: Jamski and Jon Miller.Comment
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I've completed the autopsy; here are the significant findings:
The pitchfork lacerated the aorta about 2 cm above the renal arteries, causing Jonny to exsanguinate internally within seconds; the small bowel was also punctured, without major comparative consequence. Near as I can tell, not being a pathologist, there didn't appear to be any signs of struggle.
A Tennessee Titans tattoo was observed on the left buttock, which just disturbed the heck outta me."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Originally posted by Guynemer
A Tennessee Titans tattoo was observed on the left buttock, which just disturbed the heck outta me.
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Now now, I think "internal bleeding" will suffice.to exsanguinate internallyCake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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Jon Miller is the obvious mafia, since nobody would dare show resistance to our lord, even when he's impaling someone..."I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
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"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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