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  • Damnit, missed the voting and missed the 2nd Valentine´s day´s bloodbath too
    The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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    • Blood Valentine.....
      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
      Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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      • "Arrrmmmmmmmfff!", CapitanGarlic exclaimed as he felt something around his throat.
        "Begging won't help" were the last words he heard.

        Neighbor o' York heard a thud. He opened his windows to see what had happened, and he saw the body of CapitanGarlic on the pavement!

        Dr. Zopperoni worked the nightshift and he received a call from the baker o' York about the incident.

        "One moment you're having sweet dreams, and the next moment you're lying on the street in your underwear. Good grief!", Dr. Zopperoni said.
        "One moment you're having sweet dreams, and the next moment you're staring at a dead man on the street in his underwear. Goodmorning!", Duke o' York replied.

        The doctor checked the body first. Cause of death was asphyxiation caused by strangulation. Estimated time of death was around 5 AM.

        Then Dr. Zopperoni tried to get into the house. Since the front door was locked, he tried the back, and to his surprise he found the back door wide open!
        There were no signs of forced entry. Perhaps the door wasn't locked in the first place.
        He made his way upstairs, and into the bedroom of CapitanGarlic. The string from the curtain had been ripped off, and were lying on the bed: the murder weapon was found.
        CapitanGarlic's bed was placed against the window, so it was only a matter of opening the window and rolling him out of it.


        Later in the morning, the rest of the village received the news of the death of their green-grocer from the baker o' York.

        It is now day.


        Alive
        Name
        Vote
        &nbsp
        Name
        Vote
        ADGN/A&nbspDrogueN/A
        Skanky BurnsN/A&nbspKassiopeiaN/A
        DrSpikeN/A&nbspJonnyN/A
        PaveN/A&nbspHerculesN/A
        JamskiN/A&nbspHongHuN/A
        AlvaN/A&nbspDuke o' YorkN/A
        FrozzyN/A&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp
        Dead
        Name
        Cause of Death
        &nbsp
        Name
        Cause of Death
        GuynemerMafia (Bayonet - R1)&nbspGhengisFarbVillage (R1)
        MattHMafia (Strangler - R2)&nbspComrade TassadarVillage (R2)
        SpifforMafia (Bayonet - R3)&nbspRahVillage (R3)
        Jon MillerMafia (Strangler - R4)&nbspVovanVillage (R4)
        Spaced CowboyMafia (Bayonet - R5)&nbspVlad AntlerkovVillage (R5)
        CapitanGarlicMafia (Strangler - R6)&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp
        Village Status
        &nbsp
        Votes
        Day
        &nbsp1) N/A

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        • /me looks to see who posted between the kills... *

          Pave, Spikie or alva....

          (well he voted for me)

          -Jam
          1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
          That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
          Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
          Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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          • /me returns favour..

            Jamski

            (Well he voted for me)

            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • Alva:
              If the split is spli in two on this issue, no big proble really since soon the people will be too.
              What the hell does that mean: very suspicious.

              Alva convince me it isn't you.


              And then there was this from CapitanGarlic



              Very well. I'll go against the proverbial grain and vote ADG.

              Please don't hurt me*.

              *The one tagline nearly guaranteed to get me lynched or mafia-ed.
              So Prophetic
              On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZation

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              • I didn't expect you to do any different, alva.

                -Jam
                1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                • I wonder did the Mafia do this simply so that the villagers could order Garlic Sausages.

                  Seeing folks wanted a change from ordinary fish, Hercules set about lowering the lobster baskets in place.
                  On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZation

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                  • Originally posted by Hercules
                    Alva:


                    What the hell does that mean: very suspicious.

                    Alva convince me it isn't you.
                    Yeah, I often miss words when I'm typing, sorry.

                    I was saying that the TOWN was split in the middle ( over last turn's voting) but that it didn't matter as soon everyone will be split two aswell. Just a joke, that's all

                    I give you my word I'm not the mafia
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    • Did anybody else noticed Hercules always, always went with the docpile?

                      And don't you people find it suspicious that DrSpike complains of being tired after climbing ladders that often? Besides, a doctor will know precisely where the heart is...
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • Wow, the Villagers haven't caught HongHu or Jamski yet?

                        Oh, well more sausage for the market I guess.

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                        • Good call Spiff
                          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                          • This village must be saved from Jamski's madness!
                            Therefore I vote for alva.
                            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                            • Alva

                              Btw I think everyone in the village knows where the heart is.

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                              • Home is where the heart is.
                                I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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