Mafia 9 - There is a "me" in "murder"

[Drogue]

Alva, to save Jamski, because I don't think he's the mafia.

[DrSpike]

Did you catch all the nice fish? It's only Jamski that likes goldfish.

[Skanky Burns]

I'll have some Hake if you have caught any.

[Jamski]

Thanks Drogue

/me strokes his goldfish *

-Jam

[Zopperoni]

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	Frozzy	&nbsp	Drogue	Alva
Skanky Burns	Alva	&nbsp	Kassiopeia	Jamski
DrSpike	Alva	&nbsp	Jonny	Jamski
Pave	Alva	&nbsp	Hercules	Alva
Jamski	Alva	&nbsp	HongHu	Duke o' York
Alva	Jamski	&nbsp	Duke o' York	Jamski
Frozzy	ADG	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Guynemer	Mafia (Bayonet - R1)	&nbsp	GhengisFarb	Village (R1)
MattH	Mafia (Strangler - R2)	&nbsp	Comrade Tassadar	Village (R2)
Spiffor	Mafia (Bayonet - R3)	&nbsp	Rah	Village (R3)
Jon Miller	Mafia (Strangler - R4)	&nbsp	Vovan	Village (R4)
Spaced Cowboy	Mafia (Bayonet - R5)	&nbsp	Vlad Antlerkov	Village (R5)
CapitanGarlic	Mafia (Strangler - R6)	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Day		&nbsp	1) Alva - 6 2) Jamski - 4 3) Frozzy - 1 3) Duke o' York - 1 3) ADG - 1

[Zopperoni]

Jonny would be the last customer Alva served. As he picked up his suit, several villagers stepped into Alva's shop.

"Gentlemen, can I help you?", Alva asked.
"So which one are you, Alva?", Jamski asked.
"Which what?"
"Which killer are you, Alva, the bayonet killer or the strangler?", Hercules specified.
"I am neither, I'm just a simple tailor."
"Nonsense", Skanky Burns exclaimed, "you have the precision to be the bayonet-killer and the knowledge of fabrics and materials to know which would be suitable to strangle someone!"
"And since we don't know which murder type to pin on you, we'll give you a taste of both", Drogue said.

Combining the stringing-up part of the bayonet-killings and the asphyxiation part of the strangulations, the villagers decided to hang Alva.
As the tailor hung lifelessly, the villagers went off to celebrate at Skanky's pub.


It is now night.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	N/A	&nbsp	Drogue	N/A
Skanky Burns	N/A	&nbsp	Kassiopeia	N/A
DrSpike	N/A	&nbsp	Jonny	N/A
Pave	N/A	&nbsp	Duke o' York	N/A
Jamski	N/A	&nbsp	HongHu	N/A
Hercules	N/A	&nbsp	Frozzy	N/A
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Guynemer	Mafia (Bayonet - R1)	&nbsp	GhengisFarb	Village (R1)
MattH	Mafia (Strangler - R2)	&nbsp	Comrade Tassadar	Village (R2)
Spiffor	Mafia (Bayonet - R3)	&nbsp	Rah	Village (R3)
Jon Miller	Mafia (Strangler - R4)	&nbsp	Vovan	Village (R4)
Spaced Cowboy	Mafia (Bayonet - R5)	&nbsp	Vlad Antlerkov	Village (R5)
CapitanGarlic	Mafia (Strangler - R6)	&nbsp	Alva	Village (R6)
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Night		&nbsp	1) N/A

[Skanky Burns]

Woohoo!

All drinks tonight are half-price!

[DrSpike]

Scotch, neat.

[Skanky Burns]

Is JW Black ok?
/me slides Doc's drink over to him.

[DrSpike]

Shame about Alva being a ruthless murderer..........I always thought he was a good bloke.

[Skanky Burns]

Well, everyone has to have some flaw. Me, I drink too much. Alva, he kills too much. Apart from that he is a rather nice guy.

[Zopperoni]

Most of the villagers stayed at Skanky's pub till closing time. Skanky Burns hired HongHu to help him out at the pub and so she did.
Frozzy, Jamski, Drogue, and Hercules were playing cards at a table. Jonny and Kassiopeia were talking at the bar with bartender Skanky Burns.
After the final round, all said goodbye to each other, and each went home.

Frozzy lived quite nearby, but he lived kind of isolated from the other villagers, because he lived near the large warehouses.
He saw something vague in front of him, but before he could make out what is was, a bayonet punctured his chest.

The next morning, Drogue went to the warehouse district to get some wood supplies. As he walked past the warehouses to his own, he felt a drop of fluid on his head.
He wiped it with his fingers. It was red. Drogue looked up and he saw Frozzy hanging from the facade of his own warehouse.

"I hate you. You get a DB that's lying on the street, and I always get a DB that's hanging somewhere high", DrSpike muttered.
"It's called karma, but if it'd make you feel any better, I would be willing to trade shifts with you", Dr. Zopperoni replied.

The doctors managed to pull the body inside through a window, and studied it.

"A bayonet through the heart, how innovative", DrSpike said.

Dr. Zopperoni went down to inform the crowd that had gathered around the crime what had happened.
More than half the village is now dead.


It is now day.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	N/A	&nbsp	Drogue	N/A
Skanky Burns	N/A	&nbsp	Kassiopeia	N/A
DrSpike	N/A	&nbsp	Jonny	N/A
Pave	N/A	&nbsp	Duke o' York	N/A
Jamski	N/A	&nbsp	HongHu	N/A
Hercules	N/A	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Guynemer	Mafia (Bayonet - R1)	&nbsp	GhengisFarb	Village (R1)
MattH	Mafia (Strangler - R2)	&nbsp	Comrade Tassadar	Village (R2)
Spiffor	Mafia (Bayonet - R3)	&nbsp	Rah	Village (R3)
Jon Miller	Mafia (Strangler - R4)	&nbsp	Vovan	Village (R4)
Spaced Cowboy	Mafia (Bayonet - R5)	&nbsp	Vlad Antlerkov	Village (R5)
CapitanGarlic	Mafia (Strangler - R6)	&nbsp	Alva	Village (R6)
Frozzy	Mafia (Bayonet - R7)	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Day		&nbsp	1) N/A

[Guynemer]

jiminy jillikers, this is unbelievable. I don't even know why I hang out in the village anymore. I mean, I'm a ghost, right? Why shouldn't I take off and sneak into the ladies' dressing room at the gym the next village over or something? Leave you asshats to your fate... you'll never catch the Mafia at this rate.

Okay, fellow spirits: who's coming with me?

[Adagio]

Hey Guynemer, use another color, blue on blue doesn't fit well...

[Jamski]

Please. I can't read it without highlighting it...

Hmmm, who to vote for? Are you actually dropping any clues, Zoppi?

Oh, he saw something vague in front of him... It could be Drogue....

/me guesses wildly *

-Jam