Mafia 9 - There is a "me" in "murder"

[Snowflake]

I can't believe somebody would actually say he believe in the evil mayor rah. They say the the mafia is not alone, perhaps he has another assistant ...

[Jamski]

Probably Captain Garlic is working with him.

-Jam

[Vlad Antlerkov]

I'm not going to participate in this mindless docpile. I vote for DrSpike.

[Spiffor]

Rah would be too obvious. He'd know everybody would vote for him, should I be killed.

Now, this is so obvious many people will think "nah, can't be". That's what our manipulative evil mayor does all the time. String him up!

[Zopperoni]

The votes were counted. The majority of the villagers voted for their own mayor, Rah.

"How can that be?", several villagers exclaimed, "the mayor isn't even in town!"
"It's a typical case of a hit-and-run.", sheriff Miller replied.
"Then how are we going to kill him?"

Sheriff Miller proposed that he would go to Las Vegas: "I will go to Las Vegas to kill the mayor, and I will bring back his head as proof! And while I'm gone, try not to die, OK?"

Sheriff Miller set off to kill the mayor.


"Sheriff Miller, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be protecting the village?", mayor Rah asked.
"I am protecting the village... from cold-hearted killers like you!", sheriff Miller replied as he pointed his gun at mayor Rah.
"Don't be ridiculous, the murders are over there, and I'm over here. Do you seriously think I have some funky astral-projection powers?"
"Yes."
And sheriff Miller shot mayor Rah.


By early evening, the sheriff returned with in a bag the head of mayor Rah.
The villagers rejoiced and they strongly believed they had caught the killer now.

It is now night.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	N/A	&nbsp	Drogue	N/A
Skanky Burns	N/A	&nbsp	Kassiopeia	N/A
DrSpike	N/A	&nbsp	Jonny	N/A
Pave	N/A	&nbsp	CapitanGarlic	N/A
Jamski	N/A	&nbsp	HongHu	N/A
Alva	N/A	&nbsp	Vlad Antlerkov	N/A
Spaced Cowboy	N/A	&nbsp	Vovan	N/A
Duke o' York	N/A	&nbsp	Frozzy	N/A
Jon Miller	N/A	&nbsp	Hercules	N/A
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Guynemer	Mafia (Bayonet - R1)	&nbsp	GhengisFarb	Village (R1)
MattH	Mafia (Strangler - R2)	&nbsp	Comrade Tassadar	Village (R2)
Spiffor	Mafia (Bayonet - R3)	&nbsp	Rah	Village (R3)
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Night		&nbsp	1) N/A

[Spiffor]

@ the execution description. You rawk Zop

[Jamski]

Zoppi PWNS Vovan's descriptions

-Jam

[alva]

Hehe, good story Zoppers.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Great story. Sheriff Miller should've just called the Casino and told them rah had some trick dice. Would've been quicker.

[Zopperoni]

The villagers celebrated till late in the evening. Sheriff Miller also joined in and had a few drinks, a few drinks too many in fact.
As the villagers were leaving to go home, and Skanky was slowly closing up, sheriff Miller also decided to call it a night.

He slowly made his way back to the sheriff's office. He walked in, and sat in a chair for a while. Then he made his way to the wash-bowl. As he was about to rinse his face with water, he was grabbed from behind. Sheriff Miller felt a belt tightly around his neck and all he could think of was "Sh*t, mayor Rah's funky astral-projection powers can even transcend through the realms of life and death!"


The following morning DrSpike came by to deliver the autopsy report of Spiffor's death.

"Sheriff Miller? Sheriff Miller, are you here?", DrSpike asked.
"Well, I guess you are.", DrSpike mumbled as he stood over the dead body of Sheriff Jon Miller. DrSpike called Dr. Zopperoni to assist.

"We have another dead body.", DrSpike said.
"So what else is new? What's the murder style: bayonet or strangulation?", Dr. Zopperoni asked.
"Strangulation."
"Too bad, a sheriff shouldn't be strangled, a sheriff should be shot."
"Yea, I know, Bob Marley is turning over in his grave."


The doctors set up a meeting to inform the villagers that the score is currently: Mafia 2, Police force 0.

It is now day.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	N/A	&nbsp	Drogue	N/A
Skanky Burns	N/A	&nbsp	Kassiopeia	N/A
DrSpike	N/A	&nbsp	Jonny	N/A
Pave	N/A	&nbsp	CapitanGarlic	N/A
Jamski	N/A	&nbsp	HongHu	N/A
Alva	N/A	&nbsp	Vlad Antlerkov	N/A
Spaced Cowboy	N/A	&nbsp	Vovan	N/A
Duke o' York	N/A	&nbsp	Frozzy	N/A
Hercules	N/A	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Guynemer	Mafia (Bayonet - R1)	&nbsp	GhengisFarb	Village (R1)
MattH	Mafia (Strangler - R2)	&nbsp	Comrade Tassadar	Village (R2)
Spiffor	Mafia (Bayonet - R3)	&nbsp	Rah	Village (R3)
Jon Miller	Mafia (Strangler - R4)	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Day		&nbsp	1) N/A

[alva]

I'm risking my neck here, but I claim this is the work of Skanky
Whom I've suspected all along..

[Jonny]

Wow, I was planning to vote for Spiffor's murderer after I came back from school, but it looks like there's been another hanging and another mafia killing.

Anyways, Kassiopeia has been very quiet, too quiet. Doesn't anyone find it suspicious that he hasn't voted in a single town meeting yet?

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Originally posted by Jonny
Wow, I was planning to vote for Spiffor's murderer after I came back from school, but it looks like there's been another hanging and another mafia killing.

Anyways, Kassiopeia has been very quiet, too quiet. Doesn't anyone find it suspicious that he hasn't voted in a single town meeting yet?

Trying to deflect attention away from ourselves, are we?

I vote for Skanky.

[Jamski]

I'm going to docpile Vlad Antlerkov.

-Jam

[Spiffor]

Wow, that was fast