Mafia 9 - There is a "me" in "murder"

[Jamski]

People - I WAS NOT THE MAFIA

Perhaps not, but you make a good frankfurter

-Jam

[Jamski]

What a talkative sausage.

/me takes another bite.

-Jam

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Jamski
Perhaps not, but you make a good frankfurter

Originally posted by Jamski
What a talkative sausage.

* Jamski takes another bite.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Whoooops.

You can really see the pain that Skanky feels at the wrongful killing.

[Jamski]

OMFG!!!!! Must... crush... capitalism!!!!!1!!eleven!!!
Communism liek, R0XXrz!!!!1!!!§!!



-Jam

[duke o' york]

"Got no diamonds, got no yacht,
But I'm happy with what I've got.
I've got lynchings in the morning and the mafia at night.."

*duke decides to give up as his nascent karaoke career is going nowhere, he is in danger of being kicked out of the bar, and he has to be up early to bake brioche tomorrow*

It's still late afronoon and the villagers are just getting on with their business, wondering whether they have eliminated the evil mafia from their one peaceful village, or if one of them will not make it through the night.

[Zopperoni]

It was early in the morning and Vovan was enjoying his cup of coffee. After finishing his coffee, he went downstairs to make an inventory of his deliveries for today.
The newspapers were missing. Vovan was concerned, since the newspapers were always deposited late in the evening and should be there.
He called the printing-office, but no-one answered. Vovan decided to cycle towards the printing-office.

A feeling of nausea went through Vovan as he beheld the body of Spiffor hanging from a street-lighting pole.
He immediately alerted sheriff Miller, and together with DrSpike, sheriff Miller climbed a ladder to investigate the body.

"This seems consistent with the first murder", DrSpike said, "Bayonet in the heart area."
"But what is that?", sheriff Miller asked, as he pointed to a blank sheet of paper attached to the blade.
"I don't know, maybe it's a message from the killer", DrSpike responded.

As the man with the most authority in the village at the moment, sheriff Miller organized a village gathering to inform the villagers of the incident. All were shocked and there was now no-one to report all the happenings in the village. Fear went through all the villagers.

It is now day.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	N/A	&nbsp	Drogue	N/A
Skanky Burns	N/A	&nbsp	Kassiopeia	N/A
DrSpike	N/A	&nbsp	Rah	N/A
Pave	N/A	&nbsp	CapitanGarlic	N/A
Jamski	N/A	&nbsp	HongHu	N/A
Alva	N/A	&nbsp	Vlad Antlerkov	N/A
Spaced Cowboy	N/A	&nbsp	Vovan	N/A
Duke o' York	N/A	&nbsp	Frozzy	N/A
Jon Miller	N/A	&nbsp	Hercules	N/A
Jonny	N/A	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Guynemer	Mafia (Bayonet - R1)	&nbsp	GhengisFarb	Village (R1)
MattH	Mafia (Strangler - R2)	&nbsp	Comrade Tassadar	Village (R2)
Spiffor	Mafia (Bayonet - R3)	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Day		&nbsp	1) N/A

[Skanky Burns]

One wonders why we continue living in such a village where death is imminent.

[Zopperoni]

Because of the 1/12th probability that we will be doing the killing ;-)

[Skanky Burns]

But by now 22 of us (well, excluding the dead now) will have figured out that we won't be doing much killing.
Actually yeah, you have a point. We still do get to do some killing. Hooray.

[duke o' york]

Mon Dieu!

Spiffor. I've lost my best customer for croissants and biroche of a morning, although fortunately I can always rely on Dr Spike to keep my fondant fancies business going.

Another bayonet killing eh?

[DrSpike]

/me munches fondant fancies.

Who would have thought they would complement trout so well?

[Hercules]

Never mind, more murders is better for your sales.

Not true for Spiffor in this case.

'Seems to me' pondered Hercules on the lake bank, 'Spiffor had published a number of articles accusing the mayor, Rah, of dubious behaviour towards Honghu.

Note also it was the mayor who called for volunteers to sign up for the firing squad. But he didn't sign up (because as the Mafia he could only kill by one of two methods.) This was the clue about the blank sheet of paper, the killer didn't sign it.

'It also seems to me' thought Hercules, that when someone gets too close to identifying the Mafia, they get killed.

Oh ****. thought Hercules to himself, very quietly.

'Maybe the same people as Mafia, twice in a row gambit' is being played after all.

I vote for RAH

Hercules gathers in the keep net and heads towards the inn.

I think we need to identify who was in the firing squad.

I was so busy aiming the barrel I didn't notice.

So post here if you were in the Tass execution squad. I was.

[DrSpike]

Spiffor also claimed HongHu had knowledge of Rah's connections. It seems a fair punt. Rah

[duke o' york]

Hercules' arguments are very convincing. Perhaps a little too convincing.

*duke has some more time on his hands now that he does not have to bake Guynemer a birthday cake today *