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  • I will vote for Rah. It was a good suggestion of Comrade Tass's to docpile him.
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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    • @ Skanky.

      Rah.
      Smile
      For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
      But he would think of something

      "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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      • *duke is now very confused because sometimes the 'poly forum page shows the birthdays for 12th, and so Guynemer, but also sometimes for 13th, when it is Hueij's birthday. *

        Does anyone remember pile on! at school. Basically you all jumped onto someone and made a heap of schoolboys. Not very clever, and probably banned by Health and Safety rules these days, but it kept us amused for a bit.
        Anyway, PILE ON!!!! rah

        Zopp, can you please tell us who rah has voted for in his first going away vote.

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        • I'll go along with RAH for this round, he out of town anyway, after that I'll start to vote independently.
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          • Originally posted by duke o' york
            Zopp, can you please tell us who rah has voted for in his first going away vote.
            I will reveal that right now. Rah's vote goes to my colleague, DrSpike.

            Alive
            Name
            Vote
            &nbsp
            Name
            Vote
            ADGN/A&nbspDrogueRah
            Skanky BurnsRah&nbspKassiopeiaN/A
            DrSpikeRah&nbspRahDrSpike
            PaveN/A&nbspCapitanGarlicN/A
            JamskiN/A&nbspHongHuN/A
            AlvaRah&nbspVlad AntlerkovN/A
            Spaced CowboyN/A&nbspVovanN/A
            Duke o' YorkRah&nbspFrozzyN/A
            Jon MillerN/A&nbspHerculesRah
            JonnyN/A&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp
            Dead
            Name
            Cause of Death
            &nbsp
            Name
            Cause of Death
            GuynemerMafia (Bayonet - R1)&nbspGhengisFarbVillage (R1)
            MattHMafia (Strangler - R2)&nbspComrade TassadarVillage (R2)
            SpifforMafia (Bayonet - R3)&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp
            Village Status
            &nbsp
            Votes
            Day
            &nbsp1) Rah - 6
            2) DrSpike - 1

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            • I think that people are going after the right man this time

              Rah

              Jon miller
              shouldn't my votes count double?
              Jon Miller-
              I AM.CANADIAN
              GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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              • *As people stumbled into Spiffor's offfice, they discovered the draft of today's newspaper*

                THE VILLAGE CLARION
                Morning Edition

                Exclusive!
                Terror Streak Continues! MattH Brutally Murdered by Sheriff Tassadar!

                Yesterday at night, as we tried to forget the terrible murder of Guynemer, and the just yet cruel punishment of GhengisFarb, the shadow of terror struck the Village once again.

                MattH, manager of the First Villagean Bank, was killed. Our mayor Rah, who visited the Bank early in the morning for untold reasons, found his door closed, and warned our police force.

                Sheriff Tassadar "discovered" the body. According to Dr Zopperoni, the body was strangled with some sort of cloth, after being attacked by a blunt weapon of opportunity.

                We villagers quickly assembled, and we all agree on the culprit: Sheriff Tassadar was him. His "botched" investigation of yesterday, leading to the execution of GhengisFarb, only showed that he intended to get his fellow villagers killed all along.

                We at the Village Clarion will celebrate this day, where such an evil scheme has been put to end. The murder of innocents and false executions seems to have found an end at last.

                GhengisFarb and Sheriff Tassadar: The Shocking Truth!
                After a long investigation, our teams at the Village Clarion have discovered a terrible evil that befell our village. GhengisFarb and Sheriff Tassadar were creating an evil cult, worshipping the "Banana".

                In these days of tolerance, the worship of 'other' deities than our legitimate 8-manned Pantheon can be accepted. But we found the real horror as we investigated GhengisFarb's now empty house. A chamber of torturewas hidden, full of exotic tools coming from GhengisFarb's twisted imagination.

                From the shape of the tools, it is obvious these rituals involved raping virgins and eating babies.

                Tassadar's involvement in this horror is obvious: as our investigation was closing to revealing the truth, he had GhengisFarb killed, to claim his innocence later on. Fortunately, his plan failed, and the village has now gotten rid of this horrible monster.
                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                • ADG!
                  The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
                  - Chuck Norris Facts

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                  • Originally posted in the Village Clarion

                    From the shape of the tools, it is obvious these rituals involved [...] eating babies.
                    We've already seen cannibalism from Jamski today - he must be linked to this strange cult!

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                    • I'll go for Pave, because of his delusions...


                      Does anyone remember pile on! at school. Basically you all jumped onto someone and made a heap of schoolboys. Not very clever, and probably banned by Health and Safety rules these days, but it kept us amused for a bit.


                      but how come it was always worst to be second... the one at the bottom didn't have a such hard time as the one just above?
                      This space is empty... or is it?

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                      • Again, I feel the pull of the crowd, docpiling Rah for no other reason than to docpile.
                        We're sorry, the voices in my head are not available at this time. Please try back again soon.

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                        • Originally posted by Zopperoni

                          I will reveal that right now. Rah's vote goes to my colleague, DrSpike.
                          In that case, I change my vote to Rah.

                          Oh, wait.........

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                          • It is quite blatantly ADG! That's why we shouldn't docpile Rah

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                            • I can't help it... rah.

                              -Jam
                              1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                              That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
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                              • For what it's worth...DrSpike

                                I, for one, believe in the mayor.
                                Talent Optional

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