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  • #196
    Gah, why should there have been another murder this morning?

    My news from yesterday look so uneventful now

    I mean, we have zero murders for hundreds of years, and now we have two of them two days in a row? Where is the village going to?!
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #197
      The first murder - impaled on a flagpole - leads us to the Comrade. We were all led astray by the bayonet clue, and missed the obvious flag connection with Tass!

      [edit] I particularly like your editorial pieces Spiffor. It makes good business sense to rail against your readership after every issue.
      Never mind, more murders is better for your sales. Come and have a complimentary pain au chocolat. [/edit]

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      • #198
        Oh, and I deeply regret that Tassadar has botched the investigation so much yesterday. I may have misinformed my readers because of him.
        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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        • #199
          Does Spiffor imply HongHu has evidence against Rah?

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          • #200
            Oh, for saying 'Jimminy Cricket', Tassadar

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            • #201
              Looks like Tass Is going to pull off a Saddam, meaning getting 100% of the vote.
              Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
              Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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              • #202
                Originally posted by Spiffor
                I mean, we have zero murders for hundreds of years, and now we have two of them two days in a row? Where is the village going to?!
                I blame it on the Media. In fact I think this news stuff is just a cover for the Spiffor who is Tassadar's fellow Mafia.

                The asphysixation is right in line with Spiff's job, he cuts off the breath of freedom and freedom of speech of his victims as he uses his own writings to control the village.

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                • #203
                  Things are not looking good for sheriff Tassadar:

                  Alive
                  Name
                  Vote
                  		&nbsp
                  Name
                  Vote
                  ADGN/A&nbspDrogueComrade Tassadar
                  Skanky BurnsComrade Tassadar&nbspKassiopeiaN/A
                  DrSpikeComrade Tassadar&nbspRahN/A
                  PaveN/A&nbspComrade TassadarN/A
                  JamskiComrade Tassadar&nbspHongHuN/A
                  AlvaComrade Tassadar&nbspVlad AntlerkovComrade Tassadar
                  Spaced CowboyN/A&nbspVovanN/A
                  SpifforComrade Tassadar&nbspFrozzyComrade Tassadar
                  Jon MillerN/A&nbspHerculesN/A
                  JonnyComrade Tassadar&nbspDuke o' YorkComrade Tassadar
                  CapitanGarlicN/A&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp
                  Dead
                  Name
                  Cause of Death
                  		&nbsp
                  Name
                  Cause of Death
                  GuynemerMafia (Bayonet - R1)&nbspGhengisFarbVillage (R1)
                  MattHMafia (Strangler - R2)&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp
                  Village Status
                  		&nbsp
                  Votes
                  Day
                  		&nbsp1) Comrade Tassadar - 10

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                  • #204
                    Tass' only chance is that every other villager docpiles somebody else. One more vote for Tass and he's toast.
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #205
                      Well, I voted for him the first round, why change.
                      Tass

                      RAH
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #206
                        @ Rah
                        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • #207
                          Nice timing.
                          Smile
                          For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                          But he would think of something
                          "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                          • #208
                            I'm too afraid to vote for the real Mafia so I'll docpile Tass like everybody else.
                            We're sorry, the voices in my head are not available at this time. Please try back again soon.

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                            • #209
                              Originally posted by Drogue
                              Nice timing.
                              Rah's my DL
                              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                              • #210
                                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                                RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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