Mafia 7 - Appearances Can Be Deceiving

[Pave]

Zopperoni, just for having a tie.

Have you ever noticed, that the mafia is always a new one, without any expirience. That leaves out for example Jamski, Skanky and me.

[Adagio]

But there's still a small chance for it to be an ex-mafia chosen as the mafia

[alva]

My vote isn't going to have a big impact, so I vote guynemer too, to make certain.

[Nubclear]

How dare he vote for me!
I change my vote to him!!!

[rah]

Hmmm forgot about that tie thing. But I'm at home napping today so I'm too lazy to change my vote. Besides we got the mafia in the first round last time. Maybe we can do it two in a row.

[Nikolai]

People, I was just thinking of something: If we take the Mafia now, and takes the next one before the three rounds is over(highly unlikely, but still a possibility!), what will happen then? Will there be appointed another Mafia, or wil we win then?

[vovan]

After a long meeting, the villagers finally decided to execute one of their own. Neither Pave nor the blacksmith were present at the meeting, but their votes wouldn't have been able to change anything, since more than half the village came to the same conclusion: Guynemer, the blacksmith, is a murderer and must be made safe, through execution, as soon as possible.

The angry crowd, led by the village banker, Tassadar, burst into the smithy. Guynemer was nowhere to be seen. It seemed as if he'd left. The mob looked around, and the villagers, disappointed and still grumbling, were about to go home, when they heard someone at the door. Someone was humming a tune and heading for the smithy. The door opened and there was Guynemer, in a very good mood, whistling a tune. Apparently, his trip was successful, and he was quite pleased with himself.

Guynemer closed the door behind him and turned around. His eyes widened at the sight of numerous villagers, all standing there, staring it him angrily. The man gave a grin and a high-pitched frightened laugh. That's when Tassadar cried: "Get the bastard!", grabbed the blacksmith by the hair and tried to smash his head against the anvil. Unfortunately for the banker, years of work at the forge have made the blacksmith's muscles strong, and he was able to set himself free from the grip of Tassadar. But when another eight villagers jumped at him, even his force wasn't enough.

Guynemer was tied up, and his hand was put on the anvil. The villagers wanted him to admit he was the Mafia before disposing of the man. So, they hit his fingers, one by one, with the large hammer, until none were left to smash. Guynemer screamed in pain, but never admitted to being the mafia. The same procedure was done to his toes, still to no avail. Finally, as someone proposed to smash his genitals, too, Guynemer realized that death was better than this suffering and screamed: "Yes! I AM the mafia! Are you happy now?"

"YES!" responded Tassadar and stuck an unfinished dagger, that lay nearby, right through Guynemer's heart.

Satisfied, the villagers went to their homes. There is nothing to worry about now, and so everyone has regained a jolly mood. Upon the riddance of the village from the Mafia, everyone decided to celebrate, and went to Skanky's pub to get some ale. There, a surprise awaited them, however.

On the bar lay a small hammer, drenched in blood. Its head had the shape of the wounds on Drogue's face. Next to it lay Drogue's golden tooth with a small piece of flesh still oddly attached to it, and a piece of paper. Skanky came up to the bar and took the note with trembling hands. He got so nervous, he could barely unroll it. When he finally managed to do so, he saw writing scribbled in blood: "I keep on hearing that they have caught me. But they won't fix me yet..."

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Name	Status	Vote
Nikolai	Alive	N/A
Zopperoni	Alive	N/A
MattH	Alive	N/A
Skanky Burns	Alive	N/A
Guynemer	Dead (Villagers: Round 1)	N/A
CaptainGarlic	Alive	N/A
Frozzy	Alive	N/A
Pave	Alive	N/A
Kassiopeia	Alive	N/A
alva	Alive	N/A
Jamski	Alive	N/A
Jon Miller	Alive	N/A
Sandman	Alive	N/A
Spaced Cowboy	Alive	N/A
ADG	Alive	N/A
Drogue	Dead (Mafia - Round 1)	N/A
Comrade Tassadar	Alive	N/A
rah	Alive	N/A
Village Status: Night
Votes: N/A

[Nikolai]

So, we got the MAfia? GREAT!!! But then we have this new one... Will this never stop?

[vovan]

Who ever said you got the Mafia?

[Nikolai]

Originally posted by vovan
Guynemer realized that death was better than this suffering and screamed: "Yes! I AM the mafia! Are you happy now?"

This does indeed sound like it, doesn't it?
*Nikolai is getting confused*

[vovan]

Wouldn't you admit to anything, when your genitals are about to be smashed with a blacksmith's hammer?

[Nikolai]

Yes, that might be true! That sounds, when I think of it, very true!

[Nikolai]

When will you post next time btw? I'm going to bed now, and are going to school tomorrow(a long day), so I hope that I won't miss next voting round?

[Jamski]

/me waits in his bed, with his eyes open the whole night long *

-Jam

[Guynemer]

Well that's a fine how-do-you-do. At least I got to keep my important bits.

Mental note: never leave a Mafia game, or they'll turn on you like a pack of ravenous wolves.


Someday, vengence shall be mine!