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  • Will someone hurry up and get themselves killed please?

    EDIT: Ahh, some fresh blood! Good work.
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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    • Oh, he did some damage
      Smile
      For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
      But he would think of something

      "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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      • Orders sent.
        Smile
        For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
        But he would think of something

        "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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        • Orders sent too

          TAKE THAT! HiiiiiiiiyyyyyyAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

          -Jam
          1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
          That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
          Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
          Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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          • Huh? What? Are they going at it again? Ahem!

            Welcome again fight fans to the continuing exciting combat between Lord Drogue of Antonie and Jamski-San. Skanky, any comment on the action of the last round?

            "Oh, I just can't look at Drogue for too long, kinda gives me eyestrain if you know what I mean. Looks like Jamski might be on the comeback trail. Either way, this can't last too much longer, at least not in this thread."

            Jamski starts off the round with a quick attack which Drogue easily blocks. Drogue offers no rebuttal. Drogue backs away looking for an opening, and he finds what he is looking for. He fakes to the right and then spins and comes down hard on the back of Jamski's left calf cleaving the meat off the bone from kneecap to lower shin. Jamski was in a defensive position, but was just outclassed by Drogue's attack.

            Jamski drops to one knee and assumes a defensive possition and Drogue backs away and offers no other attack for this round. Jamski manages to get back to his feet, but his left leg is pretty useless with the giant piece of meat that drags behind it, still attached at the ankle. Jamski is leaving a nice puddle of his life force behind him in the sand everytime he stops.

            (Jamski has 24 points remaining, Drogue has 50 points remaining).

            (You may submit your next moves).
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            • w00t, got some back
              Smile
              For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
              But he would think of something

              "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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              • Oh... was that an attack?

                -Jam
                1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                • I don't see what I can do against these little "chipping away" attacks... a big strike leaves me open, and I can't spread my defenses to ensure that I cannot be hurt.

                  Its a beautiful set of rules really - so many possibilities...

                  /me pats himself on the back *

                  Orders sent, for what its worth

                  -Jam
                  1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                  That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                  Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                  Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                  • Orders sent
                    Smile
                    For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                    But he would think of something

                    "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                    • Okay we are back again and not a moment too soon to the on-going bout between Jamski-San and Lord Drogue of Antonie. Skanky, your thoughts.

                      ""

                      Okay then, the opponents look real serious about getting this one over. Both Jamski and Drogue drop their shields to the ground and resolve to get this thing settled.

                      Drogue starts in with a blinding attack and lands his sword on the neck of Jamski cleanly slicing through quite a bit of tendons. Jamski counters throwing all his weight into the blow and hits Drogue in the head whacking off a a chunk of hairy meat in the process.

                      Drogue does not even look fazed as he basts off another blinding attack and drives his sword into the chest of Jamski, who at the same moment used Drogue's inertia and his own to drive his sword into the chest of Drogue.

                      Both contestants step back away from each other. Drogue starts to waver and Jamski starts to smile, but it was a strange kind of smile, like Jamski was in a far away place. Drogue stumbled again and then reached up and ripped Jamski's sword out of his chest. The crowd is roaring as Jamski steps towards Drogue with arm outstreched like he was reaching for his sword. He stopped short of Drogue, fell in the sand, and lied still.

                      (Jamski has 0 points remaining, Drogue has 2 points remaining).

                      Drogue moves on to the finals. Good game Jamski, but you forgot that Drogue has Armor of 11. One more on power for those attacks and you'd have the tie. (Which means sudden death..he-he)!
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                      • I thought he had 10-10 like me...

                        DAMM!

                        Good fight though Drogue. I went for the suicide, and tried to take you with me...

                        /me 's ghost bows and departs the arena, wishing Drogue luck and honur in the finals *

                        -Jam
                        1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                        That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                        Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                        Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                        • Very nice. Almost. Almost

                          I was tempted to go for little attacks with defense, or one big attack. However I thougth it worth the risk. I'm guessing you went for 25-0-25 in the first two rounds?

                          You know I actually wrote and sent the orders, leaving you on one, thinking you wouldn't kill me, and then changed it to stop being flash, and to get it over with. Boy am I glad!

                          /me bows, after a noble fight.

                          Well fought, noble sir. Twas an honour.

                          /me wanders off to be with himself, before sending a few telegrams away, to organise a funeral for his departed opponent.

                          Looking forward to the final I really wasn't expecting to get this far. I was very lucky to get join second, was expecting to be in the running for 4th. Who will be the opponent though? The Doctor or The Princess?

                          /me goes to rest and prepare for the toughest ordeal yet, the final of Gladiator
                          Smile
                          For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                          But he would think of something

                          "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                          • Jamski,

                            We could have a bout to determine third, if you are interested?
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                            • :applause:
                              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                              • Wow! Real impressive. To Lord Drogue for his nice strategy, and Jamski with his good come back.
                                Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                                Grapefruit Garden

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