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  • Because he needs to find a way to rescue the poor Princess from the evil Doctor.
    Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

    Grapefruit Garden

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    • I merely nobly face the opponents that are put before me. Evil seems a little strong.

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      • Well, I'm sure we'll see what happened in about 24 hours or so...

        -Jam
        1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
        That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
        Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
        Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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        • I have ringside seats!
          Smile
          For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
          But he would think of something

          "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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          • You and me both.
            Except my seat contains a 6-foot wooden box

            -Jam
            1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
            That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
            Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
            Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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            • Do I get a ringside seat?

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              • Originally posted by DrSpike
                Do I get a ringside seat?
                Sure. Just the other side

                /me expects
                Smile
                For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                But he would think of something

                "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                • Sorry guys, still at home with the crappy keyboard.

                  1. I'm building a new comp, and that will have the new keyboard. This one will be collecting dust soon, or maybe the cowgirl will actually use it.

                  2. I'm actually at home sick right now, so not much of a story, but I'll move this along anyway.

                  3. This is the first time I've had to deal with the tie rule. This is how I see the damage maths working on this.
                  (Power+weapon-Armor)/2....right?

                  Welcome again fight fans to a semifinal worth watching as The Doctor and The Princess continue to square off in the arena. We now go down to Skanky for a comment on the action.

                  "It's all about the nuclear bombs and the lawyers."

                  Uh, okay. The contestants begin the dance of death as both the
                  Doctor and the Princess spot openings at the same instant. The Doctor was rotating his shield out of the way of the Princess' blow in order to punch the butt of his shield into the Princess' midsection again, which he did.

                  The Princess took atvantage of this by bringing her weapon down hard on the upper shoulder of the Doctor opening up quite a nasty gash. Both opponents step back, the Doctor from surprise, and the Princess to catch her breath.

                  They stand there for a second offering no other form of attack. Then they both seem to shake it off and start to circle again. Again the Doctor used the butt of his shield to punch the Princess in the gut and again the Princess takes advantage of the lowered shield to wallop the Doctor on the other shoulder with her weapon opening up another gash to almost match the first.

                  The two contestants back away with the front part of the Doctor's white robes starting to fill in with red. The Princess is definintely starting to favor her ribs and stomach from the pounding.


                  (The Doctor has 64 points remaining, and the Princess has 74 points remaining)

                  (You may submit your next orders)
                  We're sorry, the voices in my head are not available at this time. Please try back again soon.

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                  • Good fight

                    Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
                    3. This is the first time I've had to deal with the tie rule. This is how I see the damage maths working on this.
                    (Power+weapon-Armor)/2....right?
                    Yep

                    Hope you get better soon as well.
                    Smile
                    For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                    But he would think of something

                    "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                    • Phew! What a hard fight!

                      Spaced: get well soon!
                      Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                      Grapefruit Garden

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                      • /me finds that round confusing.

                        We got 2 hits each right? Mine weren't wussy ones.........yet I only did 14 damage? Something to do with the ties perhaps.

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                        • Checking in again. If you can send the next rounds orders, I'll try to post again today.

                          Oh and Spikey, yours was not the tie.
                          We're sorry, the voices in my head are not available at this time. Please try back again soon.

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                          • Ah I see...........just checked my orders and they were at fault not you.

                            Next round on the way.

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                            • Hmmm. Oh well wth. Orders sent.
                              Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                              Grapefruit Garden

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                              • /me mutters something under his breath which sounds suspiciously like 'princess my ass'.

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