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  • Originally posted by Jamski
    No fancy description? No telling us if he was the Mafia or not?

    -Jam
    Sorry mate, no time at the moment.
    Besides, round 3 wass started about 24 hours ago, I can't do two story's just like that.





    Round - 4 -



    This time it was the most important person in the village to get wacked...he was found at dawn on the stairs of his beloved building; "city hall". This town is now looking for a new mayor 'cause Rah is as dead as the Egyptian sungod herself.

    Killed by Mafia : RAH

    It is now day..



    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • Damm, I was really hoping that he was....

      The villagers were a trusting bunch. When GhengisFarb told them he was the Mafia, they naturally all belived him. Why would he lie? Having accepted his confession they calmly force fed him cakes of butter for 3 hours straight. This made him surprisingly fat, especially as his anus had been sewn closed in order not to waste any butter. When GhenghisFarb's skin was bursting from the huge amount of fat he had just consumed the villager started the execution.

      It was nice when the Mafia confessed. It gave the villagers the whole day to do the execution slowly and properly. First they wrapped the bulging mound of GhenghisFarb in chicken wire, and pulled it really tight. This made his fatty buttery bulges stick out through every hole in the wire mesh. Then a rusty hacksaw was used to roughly chop off all the lumps, making him flush with the mesh. Then the wire was tightened and the cutting repeated. Finally, a horde of butter-starved centipedes was released, that, entering though the many holes in his body, consumed GhengisFarb's bones within 4 hours, leaving him as a jelly. The jelly was then slowly minced into dog food, starting with the feet, and then fed to the leper colony on the end of the village. The sun was setting and the Mafia was dead. Ah, the country life.


      That's what we need. A bit of love.

      -Jam
      1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
      That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
      Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
      Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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      • Originally posted by alva
        This time it was the most important person in the village to get wacked...he was found at dawn on the stairs of his beloved building; "city hall". This town is now looking for a new mayor 'cause Rah is as dead as the Egyptian sungod herself.
        Killed by Mafia : RAH

        It is now day..
        Damn. First time the mafia got me.

        RAH
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • Table on first page updated.
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          • The mayor is dead! A political assassination! What could have been the motive behind this audacious act, and who committed it?

            The villagers ponder on identifying the Mafia.
            Their previous attempt to unmask GhengisFarb as the Mafia was unsuccessful, and now the mayor is dead. The mafia gods chortled.

            The mayor is dead, long live the mayor.

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            • Kassiopeia

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              • I think Jamski is way to active to be innocent! He posted a record 3 minutes after the gentle (and weak willed ) RAH's tragic demise. Obviously, he knew what was coming! Kill him!
                cIV list: cheats
                Now watch this drive!

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                • As per my plan, Jon Miller.
                  Everyone needs a scapegoat now and then. Isn't that right, Jamski?
                  I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                  • hey

                    I just returned to the computer for the first time since last week, so let's not be hasty

                    I say Skanky Burns

                    Jon Miller

                    Jon Miller
                    Jon Miller-
                    I AM.CANADIAN
                    GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                    • Jon Miller. A silent villager is a dead villager. Or the Mafia. YMMV.

                      Edit: Curses! By a difference of scant twenty-seven seconds, no less. Must rethink vote.

                      He posted a record 3 minutes after the gentle (and weak willed ) RAH's tragic demise.
                      Yes, and what he posted was a description of GF's death, which was quite obvious already yesterday.
                      Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                      • Jon, I don't care if there are two of you, the vote will only count once!!
                        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                        • See, one simple vote is all it takes to bring them back into the game.
                          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                          • Yes, one vote away,

                            I'm so used to the mafia not bothering to kill me since the mob usually takes care of it for them. I wouldn't last long if I was ever the Mafia.
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • My vote goes to Sandman, the most silent villager for the time being...
                              This space is empty... or is it?

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                              • I vote for ADG, cos he voted for me.

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