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    "Roy Orbison wrapped in cling-wrap" fanfiction site

    Wow. This is so bizarre and surreal that I find it to be the funniest thing I've seen today.

    Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me at ulli@cling.net and we can exchange links.


    http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm


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  • #2
    ...

    wow. it's almost as bad and amusing in that car crash sort of way...

    like that rate my poop site...
    B♭3

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    • #3
      That's genius.


      Where did you see it linked?
      Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
      "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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      • #4
        Oh, this is just the innate wrongness of fan fiction squared... or possibly cubed. Consider the fact that there is Monty Python slash. Just consider it. Makes your brain pop, doesn't it?
        "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
        "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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        • #5
          Oh my god. I checked the links.

          The Bush/Chirac story had me whimpering in the corner like a schoolgirl. Some time ago, I wrote about my idea to have a (parodic, you see) website full of U. S. Senate fanfic, complete with slash. I even titled it "I'm shocked and disgusted that I'm able to imagine a perversity Internet hasn't covered" or something.

          I should have trusted the Internet, that's all.

          Oh well, at least there are still no Hillary dominatrix stories.. that I know of.
          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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          • #6
            Pop Stars slash:

            Roy Orbison/Tatu
            My god! He wasn't supposed to tell anybody!
            "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
            "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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            • #7
              I can't believe this is for real. God help us.
              KH FOR OWNER!
              ASHER FOR CEO!!
              GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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              • #8
                It struck me (far too late) that this probably is a parody. Then again, it might as well not be. I mean, it's the Web.
                "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                • #9
                  you know, stefu, slash is bad enough...

                  at least it's not furry slash...
                  B♭3

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                  • #10
                    Oh yeah? How about adult baby furry slash?

                    I don't know if it exists but it probably does.
                    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                    • #11
                      ok, that last line, once coupled with the face your avatar is making... ...

                      B♭3

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                      • #12
                        Why did I look at the links!!! Oh the humanity!!!
                        KH FOR OWNER!
                        ASHER FOR CEO!!
                        GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                        • #13
                          Great googlie-mooglie...

                          What is WRONG with people?
                          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                          • #14
                            I'm sure it's parody. Real Roy Orbison slash would be better written. That is to slash what Pokey is to webcomics.
                            Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                            "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                            • #15
                              Why, I found this on the Something Awful forums, of course.

                              Basic laws of the internet:
                              Any cartoon will inevitably have pornographic drawings made from it.
                              Any celebrity will inevitably have some sort of bizarre fanfiction written about them.
                              There exists fetishes for just about anything imaginable.

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